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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

As a teenager Kaolin & Morphine used to be worse than having a bad stomach! The taste is foul. I used to dread my Mum getting the bottle of it out of the medecine cupboard.

And tcp on a spoonful of sugar for a sore throat, but it never masked the taste of tcp.

Which remedies/medecines did you dread having or still dislike now?

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Cod liver oil. Yuk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I remember the worming stuff my gran use to give us as kids, didn't have tablets in them days it was a power you mixed with water, tasted foul, soon as she heard a hint of any kid at school having worms out it would come

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As a teenager Kaolin & Morphine used to be worse than having a bad stomach! The taste is foul. I used to dread my Mum getting the bottle of it out of the medecine cupboard.

And tcp on a spoonful of sugar for a sore throat, but it never masked the taste of tcp.

Which remedies/medecines did you dread having or still dislike now? "

I hated paracetamol...

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

TCP curef everything.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Milk of magnesia and butter on a burn

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By *aceytopWoman  over a year ago

from a town near you

cabdrivers cough medicine,virol,and porridge

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I remember the worming stuff my gran use to give us as kids, didn't have tablets in them days it was a power you mixed with water, tasted foul, soon as she heard a hint of any kid at school having worms out it would come "
we wore navy blue knickers at primary and my mum used to check them for worms

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By *uby0000Woman  over a year ago

hertfordshire

I loved kaolin and morphine

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cod liver oil. Yuk "

Oh yes, I remember having that ! Definitely yuk !

Had to give my constipated cat something similar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I loved kaolin and morphine"

Noooooo ! It's flaming awful stuff !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We used to line up for codliver oil and it was always followed by a spoonful of malt extract mmmm loved it

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I loved kaolin and morphine"

A lot of people really liked the morphine, which is why you can't buy it any more

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By *ove bi guysWoman  over a year ago

Birmingham

Andrews liver salts .... Yak !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I loved kaolin and morphine

A lot of people really liked the morphine, which is why you can't buy it any more "

iodine what they used to put on cuts,AHHHHH! just let me bleed please

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By *aceytopWoman  over a year ago

from a town near you


"Andrews liver salts .... Yak !"
I used to love Andrews liver salts I drank it like pop till my gran stopped me and hid it

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ma Gran used to give us a teaspoon of sugar doused in vinegar for hiccups

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Andrews liver salts .... Yak !I used to love Andrews liver salts I drank it like pop till my gran stopped me and hid it"

haha so did we

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By *aceytopWoman  over a year ago

from a town near you


"Andrews liver salts .... Yak !I used to love Andrews liver salts I drank it like pop till my gran stopped me and hid it

haha so did we "

I was very regular as a child

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By *uby0000Woman  over a year ago

hertfordshire

not for consuming but I hated calomine lotion my mum usrd to slap it on for a tiny spot

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By *enithWoman  over a year ago

closer than you think

Sunday ritual spoonful of syrup of figs to keep us regular

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

I used to love malt and cod liver oil. And really liked penicillin banana medicine when I had tonsilitis. I used to be upset when it was amoxycillin instead because the pink medicine tasted rank.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Deprived childhood, I never got any of the above except the calamine lotion. I can't think of anything we were given except junior disprin for pain which was orange flavoured

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Medicine called Pripsen, for worms. It was revolting. And taking it usually defeated the purpose because it made me vomit. It tasted just as foul coming back up too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Clove oil for toothache... blech!

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I remember the worming stuff my gran use to give us as kids, didn't have tablets in them days it was a power you mixed with water, tasted foul, soon as she heard a hint of any kid at school having worms out it would come "

Was it pink? It sounds like the stuff, Pripsen, that I am remembering.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City

I used to have these awful travel sickness pills....little round black ones that tasted so rank, that within 5 mins of the journey, I was being sick everywhere *shudders*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I remember the worming stuff my gran use to give us as kids, didn't have tablets in them days it was a power you mixed with water, tasted foul, soon as she heard a hint of any kid at school having worms out it would come

Was it pink? It sounds like the stuff, Pripsen, that I am remembering. "

pink yes, was supposed to be raspberry flavour it wasn't don't remember its name

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City


"Clove oil for toothache... blech! "

Still use that now. Tends to numb the tongue more than the tooth though!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Clove oil for toothache... blech!

Still use that now. Tends to numb the tongue more than the tooth though! "

Agreed! Think it works to be fair, but I don't half hate the stuff!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple  over a year ago

Black&White Utopia


"Andrews liver salts .... Yak !I used to love Andrews liver salts I drank it like pop till my gran stopped me and hid it"
me too! Used ta put it in squash

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Alka seltzer... What was it for

Vicks vaporub

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

I only liked the andrews when I realised you could also take it any time you fancied it. I had earache as a kid and they used to put some vile stuff in them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Any plaster, I couldn't rip off, being too sore.

Her

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Milk of magnesia and butter on a burn

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I used to love Hills Balsom,anybody remember that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If we had eaten lots of chocolate my Dad used to give us a spoonful of cod liver oil as it was meant to be good for us

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I remember the worming stuff my gran use to give us as kids, didn't have tablets in them days it was a power you mixed with water, tasted foul, soon as she heard a hint of any kid at school having worms out it would come

Was it pink? It sounds like the stuff, Pripsen, that I am remembering.

pink yes, was supposed to be raspberry flavour it wasn't don't remember its name "

Yep, that's the stuff. Pripsen. Disgusting!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I remember the worming stuff my gran use to give us as kids, didn't have tablets in them days it was a power you mixed with water, tasted foul, soon as she heard a hint of any kid at school having worms out it would come

Was it pink? It sounds like the stuff, Pripsen, that I am remembering.

pink yes, was supposed to be raspberry flavour it wasn't don't remember its name

Yep, that's the stuff. Pripsen. Disgusting!"

OMG living in Germany it was quite usual to have to feed the kids it with each new outbreak of worms. I used to give the drinks to my kids while they were in their evening bath ........ just so I could get them to drink it without spitting it all over the carpets when they found out what it was.

I can still hear to this day the wails from my daughter shouting " oh no not the raspberry milk-shake again" followed by retching sounds and sobbing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"TCP curef everything. "

Eeeewww. Disgusting stuff. We used to say TCP stood for Tom Cats Piss!!! Blergh!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My Polish grandmother used to put iodine on everything from the tiniest scratch to gaping flesh wounds. It certainly worked but fuuuuuuuck me it hurt...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I remember the worming stuff my gran use to give us as kids, didn't have tablets in them days it was a power you mixed with water, tasted foul, soon as she heard a hint of any kid at school having worms out it would come "

My mother was the same , I had a strawberry flavoured one .So canny eat anything strawberry flavoured makes me heave

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My Polish grandmother used to put iodine on everything from the tiniest scratch to gaping flesh wounds. It certainly worked but fuuuuuuuck me it hurt..."

I cut myself on coral a few years back, I'd never had Iodine put on anything. They stuck some on my foot and I nearly hit the ceiling ! No-one is coming near me with that again!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My Polish grandmother used to put iodine on everything from the tiniest scratch to gaping flesh wounds. It certainly worked but fuuuuuuuck me it hurt...

I cut myself on coral a few years back, I'd never had Iodine put on anything. They stuck some on my foot and I nearly hit the ceiling ! No-one is coming near me with that again! "

My worst memory of it is when my grandmother bent me over her old enamel bath and removed several air rifle pellets from my arse cheeks using needle nose pliars that had been sterilized over a candle. That in itself was painful but the application of iodine afterwards bought pain to a whole new level!...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I used to have these awful travel sickness pills....little round black ones that tasted so rank, that within 5 mins of the journey, I was being sick everywhere *shudders*"

I remember the ones my parents gave me were brown. Crushed up into a glass of orange cordial. Can't abide orange even now

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By *empting Devil.Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield

There was a raspberry flavoured painkiller liquid, I guess it was the precursor to calpol. I suffered with a lot of earaches when I was a child, I still get a fair few now.

All that liquid did was teach me not to trust anything that said 'flavoured' cos it tasted nothing like raspberries!

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple  over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

My mother just use to poltice every damn thing that was a blister boil wart etc.. I cant remember what it was called, but came in a tin, she use to boil the tin in water! More harm than good I got 3rd degree burns from it ( think she might of had to wait for it to cool down but she didnt), oh the thought still makes me cringe! I think she hated me as a child..

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By *annGentMan  over a year ago

With a cracking view


"TCP curef everything.

Eeeewww. Disgusting stuff. We used to say TCP stood for Tom Cats Piss!!! Blergh!"

The fond memories of gargling with the stuff ....

NOT !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Andrews liver salts .... Yak !I used to love Andrews liver salts I drank it like pop till my gran stopped me and hid it

haha so did we I was very regular as a child "

I could do with some of that pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cod liver oil. Yuk "

This even saying it makes me go

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By *atcherofmyballsMan  over a year ago

hereford


"

Which remedies/medecines did you dread having or still dislike now? "

Eye of newt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That nail bite stuff..yukkkk!!

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By *orthLincsIronCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe

The threat of a 2nd slap to stop me crying from the 1st one, never worked. Hated my mum doing my hair with a metal toothed head lice comb over a sheet of newspaper, probably one of the main reasons I don't have much hair now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bronchal cough mix for when I had a chesty cough. Mum used to mix it with warm water it smelt like amonia

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By *rixie and dixieCouple  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Andrews liver salts .... Yak !"

So true but love the smell of germoline!

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By *lackAdderMan  over a year ago

london

Castor oil

Scotts emulsion

liquid of life.

senna pod tea.

At least they meant well.

There are a litany of preventive cures I used to have to endure daily.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Iodine on cuts. It hurt more than the cut!

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple  over a year ago

Fareham

I loved the smell of calamine lotion... which is just as well because we were caked in it a lot of the time in Summer as sunburn was 'just one of those things' (no such thing as sunscreen back then)

I remember I got head-lice once - my mum's reaction was to have my lovely long locks chopped off so I resembled a miniature American Marine then drenched that was left with nit lotion which stank like a particularly nasty creosote and burned like f***. It had to be left on all night too - I could hardly sleep with the stench.

I never got head-lice again though - word must've gotten around in the head-louse community of what would happen if they set foot on my head - no self respecting bug was going to risk being doused in that concoction!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dissolvable asprins/paracetamols eurgh!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That nail bite stuff..yukkkk!!"

As an ex thumb sucker my mum tried that stuff with me on my nails to try stop me sucking my thumb. I got used to the taste and found if I put my thumb a certain way I couldnt taste it lol

(Her)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My parents thought a substance called Virol, a malt extract, would be good for me. I threw it up immediately. It was horrible!!!

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