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I wear tight trousers so can see my cocks outline, lol.
Legs are closed enough, to squish balls upwards.
Men who spread them out tend to be small, hence exgerating the spread.
Just tell them nicely, do you mind closing up... |
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over a year ago
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"I wear tight trousers so can see my cocks outline, lol.
Legs are closed enough, to squish balls upwards.
Men who spread them out tend to be small, hence exgerating the spread.
Just tell them nicely, do you mind closing up..."
Opening legs is to aid cooling of the testicle and nothing to do with having a big cock.
Cooler balls = better sperm production |
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"Ah man! But i've got a cock though.
Do you walk with your legs wide open? What do you think happens to us ladies when we are squashed up?"
The pole up your arse gets pushed out? I dunno lmao |
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"Ah man! But i've got a cock though.
Do you walk with your legs wide open? What do you think happens to us ladies when we are squashed up?"
My problem isn't that. My issue is my shoulders. They're so out of proportion to the rest of my body. When i sit, i can't have people sitting either side of me at any given time. Otherwise i'd have to sit in such a way where i'm streamlined...and that bloody hurts.
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"Ah man! But i've got a cock though.
Do you walk with your legs wide open? What do you think happens to us ladies when we are squashed up?Sweaty minge?  "
My minge is always rainbow fresh. Oh yes it is. |
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"Ah man! But i've got a cock though.
Do you walk with your legs wide open? What do you think happens to us ladies when we are squashed up?Sweaty minge? "
Is that the smell in the underground?
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"Ah man! But i've got a cock though.
Do you walk with your legs wide open? What do you think happens to us ladies when we are squashed up?
My problem isn't that. My issue is my shoulders. They're so out of proportion to the rest of my body. When i sit, i can't have people sitting either side of me at any given time. Otherwise i'd have to sit in such a way where i'm streamlined...and that bloody hurts.
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Ah Pops, next time I'm in the smoke, you can sit on my lap. |
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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago
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"...when you are on the underground. It's hot, there's not much space and I don't want to touch you. "
The underground has taken this equal opportunities to a ridiculous stage. Allowing ladies to use the seats? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah man! But i've got a cock though.
Do you walk with your legs wide open? What do you think happens to us ladies when we are squashed up?
My problem isn't that. My issue is my shoulders. They're so out of proportion to the rest of my body. When i sit, i can't have people sitting either side of me at any given time. Otherwise i'd have to sit in such a way where i'm streamlined...and that bloody hurts.
Ah Pops, next time I'm in the smoke, you can sit on my lap. "
Deal.
Shall we pretend that you are my ventriloquist? I can do a good daffy duck impression.
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Ah man! But i've got a cock though.
Do you walk with your legs wide open? What do you think happens to us ladies when we are squashed up?Sweaty minge?
My minge is always rainbow fresh. Oh yes it is. "
Skittles fanny wash? |
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"Ah man! But i've got a cock though.
Do you walk with your legs wide open? What do you think happens to us ladies when we are squashed up?
My problem isn't that. My issue is my shoulders. They're so out of proportion to the rest of my body. When i sit, i can't have people sitting either side of me at any given time. Otherwise i'd have to sit in such a way where i'm streamlined...and that bloody hurts.
Ah Pops, next time I'm in the smoke, you can sit on my lap.
Deal.
Shall we pretend that you are my ventriloquist? I can do a good daffy duck impression.
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Spiffing idea Pops, we are in proportion for that, aren't we. |
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"Ah man! But i've got a cock though.
Do you walk with your legs wide open? What do you think happens to us ladies when we are squashed up?Sweaty minge?
My minge is always rainbow fresh. Oh yes it is. Skittles fanny wash? "
Oh, yes please
"Taste the rainbow" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah man! But i've got a cock though.
Do you walk with your legs wide open? What do you think happens to us ladies when we are squashed up?
My problem isn't that. My issue is my shoulders. They're so out of proportion to the rest of my body. When i sit, i can't have people sitting either side of me at any given time. Otherwise i'd have to sit in such a way where i'm streamlined...and that bloody hurts.
Ah Pops, next time I'm in the smoke, you can sit on my lap.
Deal.
Shall we pretend that you are my ventriloquist? I can do a good daffy duck impression.
Spiffing idea Pops, we are in proportion for that, aren't we. "
Yes
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Ah man! But i've got a cock though.
Do you walk with your legs wide open? What do you think happens to us ladies when we are squashed up?Sweaty minge?
My minge is always rainbow fresh. Oh yes it is. Skittles fanny wash?
Oh, yes please
"Taste the rainbow""
Chase the rainbow first I hope. |
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