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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When a faceless stranger ignores your profile but sends you a message along the lines of:
"Can you accommodate right now?"
Do you ever take the piss out of them?
"Yes, £75 for a single bed and a toasted bagel for breakfast" isn't translating so well anymore  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The last time someone sent me a message which just said hello
I replied Lionel Richie 1984
Omg I'm so going to use that lol "
Me too!
Any one got a good answer for "how are you?"   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When a faceless stranger ignores your profile but sends you a message along the lines of:
"Can you accommodate right now?"
Do you ever take the piss out of them?
"Yes, £75 for a single bed and a toasted bagel for breakfast" isn't translating so well anymore "
Lols |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"The last time someone sent me a message which just said hello
I replied Lionel Richie 1984
Omg I'm so going to use that lol
Me too!
Any one got a good answer for "how are you?" "
Tell them you have shingles and an attack of explosive diarrhoea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The last time someone sent me a message which just said hello
I replied Lionel Richie 1984
Omg I'm so going to use that lol
Me too!
Any one got a good answer for "how are you?"
Tell them you have shingles and an attack of explosive diarrhoea "
Just copying and pasting that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The last time someone sent me a message which just said hello
I replied Lionel Richie 1984
I just laughed my pizza all over myself "
I could use that one too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The last time someone sent me a message which just said hello
I replied Lionel Richie 1984
I just laughed my pizza all over myself
I could use that one too "
hahaha |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Last week I had a phone call from my car insurer. The gits woke me up. After saying hello, they asked for my date of birth and contact details, to which I replied, you've called me, so you should have them. You give them to me and I'll tell you if you're right. They weren't impressed so I went back to sleep.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When people say "you're tall", either on here or in real life, I tend to say "I can't stand the smell of my feet" "
I like that one haha made me chuckle |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Last week I had a phone call from my car insurer. The gits woke me up. After saying hello, they asked for my date of birth and contact details, to which I replied, you've called me, so you should have them. You give them to me and I'll tell you if you're right. They weren't impressed so I went back to sleep. "
I've had cold calls after a night shift and I've not been impressed, I've done this twice my record is 10 mins. You answer and say hello, put the phone down but not so far away as you can't hear when the guy stops talking when he says "hello...hello" you reply and say yes I'm here. complete the process until the guy catches on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The last time someone sent me a message which just said hello
I replied Lionel Richie 1984
Omg I'm so going to use that lol
Me too!
Any one got a good answer for "how are you?" "
I say - still breathing. Just. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Last week I had a phone call from my car insurer. The gits woke me up. After saying hello, they asked for my date of birth and contact details, to which I replied, you've called me, so you should have them. You give them to me and I'll tell you if you're right. They weren't impressed so I went back to sleep. "
Tina, I honestly feel pretty dim in the presence of your wit, every time. Your comments make my day every time! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The last time someone sent me a message which just said hello
I replied Lionel Richie 1984
Omg I'm so going to use that lol
Me too!
Any one got a good answer for "how are you?" "
The Who 1978. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any one got a good answer for "how are you?" "
Depends what mood I'm in. I might not reply at all because it reminds me of the majority of the few things that came out of my last ex's mouth.
Or I might say "you know what, I think I've actually got this AIDS beat!" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The last time someone sent me a message which just said hello
I replied Lionel Richie 1984
Omg I'm so going to use that lol
Me too!
Any one got a good answer for "how are you?"
The Who 1978. "
DAMMIT |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Last week I had a phone call from my car insurer. The gits woke me up. After saying hello, they asked for my date of birth and contact details, to which I replied, you've called me, so you should have them. You give them to me and I'll tell you if you're right. They weren't impressed so I went back to sleep.
Tina, I honestly feel pretty dim in the presence of your wit, every time. Your comments make my day every time! "
It's lovely of you to say, but that exchange did occur last Thursday afternoon  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Last week I had a phone call from my car insurer. The gits woke me up. After saying hello, they asked for my date of birth and contact details, to which I replied, you've called me, so you should have them. You give them to me and I'll tell you if you're right. They weren't impressed so I went back to sleep.
Tina, I honestly feel pretty dim in the presence of your wit, every time. Your comments make my day every time!
It's lovely of you to say, but that exchange did occur last Thursday afternoon "
LOL we just got one of those little contraptions that blocks phone pest numbers. I was saddened actually...
It's usually the pests that end up blocking me. Like the time I'd had a mental breakdown and was actually calling them back screaming at them to send me some fucking freebies...
Actually no one needs to know that |
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