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over a year ago
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" My ears are ringing,
Or does that mean I am coming into money .? I can never remember
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i tried that once but it made the fivers stick together 
Sloppy Gimp |
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By *sm OP Couple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
" My ears are ringing,
Or does that mean I am coming into money .? I can never remember
i tried that once but it made the fivers stick together
Sloppy Gimp"
You owe me a new I pad cover ,, this one has coffee all over it ....  |
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By *sm OP Couple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
"Burning ears means someone is talking about you. Left for love, right for spite as my Gran used to say.
Ringing ears means you've had the car stereo on too loud!"
I
Umm must be something wrong then, I've been sat in silence most of the day, just the sound of the clock ticking and my iPad typing . 
Now I'm worried . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Burning ears means someone is talking about you. Left for love, right for spite as my Gran used to say.
Ringing ears means you've had the car stereo on too loud!
I
Umm must be something wrong then, I've been sat in silence most of the day, just the sound of the clock ticking and my iPad typing .
Now I'm worried . "
Its the CIA sending out secret signals through your Ipad to gather information about you, Wrap your Head in Tinfoil and hide in the understairs cupboard, Its the only way trust me i'm certified. 
Bolonius Gimp AA CIA MI5 RAC and whos at the Bar |
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By *sm OP Couple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
"Burning ears means someone is talking about you. Left for love, right for spite as my Gran used to say.
Ringing ears means you've had the car stereo on too loud!
I
Umm must be something wrong then, I've been sat in silence most of the day, just the sound of the clock ticking and my iPad typing .
Now I'm worried .
Its the CIA sending out secret signals through your Ipad to gather information about you, Wrap your Head in Tinfoil and hide in the understairs cupboard, Its the only way trust me i'm certified.
Bolonius Gimp AA CIA MI5 RAC and whos at the Bar "
Um I only have grease proof paper will that do? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Burning ears means someone is talking about you. Left for love, right for spite as my Gran used to say.
Ringing ears means you've had the car stereo on too loud!
I
Umm must be something wrong then, I've been sat in silence most of the day, just the sound of the clock ticking and my iPad typing .
Now I'm worried .
Its the CIA sending out secret signals through your Ipad to gather information about you, Wrap your Head in Tinfoil and hide in the understairs cupboard, Its the only way trust me i'm certified.
Bolonius Gimp AA CIA MI5 RAC and whos at the Bar
Um I only have grease proof paper will that do? "
Do you have any Jump leads, If you clip these to your Juggs(red to left nip n Black to right)then connect the other end to a Neighbours hamster this should confuse the Signal but be sure to liberally coat the Hamster in lard to get a good grounding
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By *sm OP Couple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
"Burning ears means someone is talking about you. Left for love, right for spite as my Gran used to say.
Ringing ears means you've had the car stereo on too loud!
I
Umm must be something wrong then, I've been sat in silence most of the day, just the sound of the clock ticking and my iPad typing .
Now I'm worried .
Its the CIA sending out secret signals through your Ipad to gather information about you, Wrap your Head in Tinfoil and hide in the understairs cupboard, Its the only way trust me i'm certified.
Bolonius Gimp AA CIA MI5 RAC and whos at the Bar
Um I only have grease proof paper will that do?
Do you have any Jump leads, If you clip these to your Juggs(red to left nip n Black to right)then connect the other end to a Neighbours hamster this should confuse the Signal but be sure to liberally coat the Hamster in lard to get a good grounding
Half Cut Gimp "
Ok but I'll have to do some improvising Macgyver style.
Have the jump leads, but using the neighbours cat and some anal lube, along with a safety pin and a packet of peanuts.. Salted of course..
Now to wire it all up...
Ouch ohh that's nice,,, um where was I ,,
ohh yeah lube up the pussy.. .. Ohh
Yes the buzzing and ringing have stopped . Yeah thanks gimp,. Xxxxxx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Burning ears means someone is talking about you. Left for love, right for spite as my Gran used to say.
Ringing ears means you've had the car stereo on too loud!
I
Umm must be something wrong then, I've been sat in silence most of the day, just the sound of the clock ticking and my iPad typing .
Now I'm worried .
Its the CIA sending out secret signals through your Ipad to gather information about you, Wrap your Head in Tinfoil and hide in the understairs cupboard, Its the only way trust me i'm certified.
Bolonius Gimp AA CIA MI5 RAC and whos at the Bar
Um I only have grease proof paper will that do?
Do you have any Jump leads, If you clip these to your Juggs(red to left nip n Black to right)then connect the other end to a Neighbours hamster this should confuse the Signal but be sure to liberally coat the Hamster in lard to get a good grounding
Half Cut Gimp
Ok but I'll have to do some improvising Macgyver style.
Have the jump leads, but using the neighbours cat and some anal lube, along with a safety pin and a packet of peanuts.. Salted of course..
Now to wire it all up...
Ouch ohh that's nice,,, um where was I ,,
ohh yeah lube up the pussy.. .. Ohh
Yes the buzzing and ringing have stopped . Yeah thanks gimp,. Xxxxxx "
Its always good to know that my 15 years of self medication has come in use to someone 
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