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"You naughty girl. I should put you over my knee and smack your bottom. "you can try but as im a bloke then you may just have second thoughts  | |||
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"I think this is Mindy's Lover posting. Where's my share Mr Mindy?" well theres a second part to my confession ,,,,,, theres a tub of ben and jerries caramel chew chew looking very nervous in the freezer why o why do they do 2 for the price of 1 deals  | |||
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"You naughty girl. I should put you over my knee and smack your bottom.
you can try but as im a bloke then you may just have second thoughts "Lol Just smack your wrist then. | |||
"Now I have to get a magnum out of the freezer "Poor Mr Selleck.  | |||
"You naughty girl. I should put you over my knee and smack your bottom. "How do you know it was Mindy and not Mork? | |||
"I think this is Mindy's Lover posting. Where's my share Mr Mindy? well theres a second part to my confession ,,,,,, theres a tub of ben and jerries caramel chew chew looking very nervous in the freezer why o why do they do 2 for the price of 1 deals "oh you can pass me that one I'll help share your sins  | |||
"I think this is Mindy's Lover posting. Where's my share Mr Mindy? well theres a second part to my confession ,,,,,, theres a tub of ben and jerries caramel chew chew looking very nervous in the freezer why o why do they do 2 for the price of 1 deals "Don't you mean Nantwo Nantwo for the price of one? I'll help and take the caramel off your hands. It's Sunday and I'm feeling generous. | |||
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"Forgive me father for I have sinned I have just bought a tub of ben and jerries peanut butter cup ice cream and very nice it was to ,,,,, so nice that the container has no need to see a freezer again "oh my, you have just reminded me that I have daim bar ice cream in the freezer | |||
"Now I have to get a magnum out of the freezer
Poor Mr Selleck. "whatever I say to this will sound wrong | |||
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"Now I have to get a magnum out of the freezer
Poor Mr Selleck.
whatever I say to this will sound wrong "I was tempted to comment but didn't dare, mea culpa mea maxima culpa! Now where is that Magnum? That is the name for biggest condom on sale? lol  | |||
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"Driving home through the new forest earlier I was having thoughts about outdoor fun and new pics of me "Emoticons meant to be.  | |||
"it's not there ,,, its not there ,,,,, its not hiding in the freezer ,,,,,,, its not there ,,,,, "Did you leave it at the shop or is there another empty tub in the bin? | |||
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"it's not there ,,, its not there ,,,,, its not hiding in the freezer ,,,,,,, its not there ,,,,,
Did you leave it at the shop or is there another empty tub in the bin?
"no its just a bit of self hypnosis trying to teach my self that I do not need to open the freezer door | |||
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"it's not there ,,, its not there ,,,,, its not hiding in the freezer ,,,,,,, its not there ,,,,,
Did you leave it at the shop or is there another empty tub in the bin?
no its just a bit of self hypnosis trying to teach my self that I do not need to open the freezer door "OK, look into my eyes .....
There is no more ice cream. The freezer will not contain anything other than ice cubes when you look in there. You will not need ice cubes. There is no need to go to the freezer.
When I count to three you will be fully awake and will have no desire for ice cream or to go near the freezer.
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"My confession is that the ironing remains untouched. I may get some done and then treat myself to a Maple Walnut choc ice. " if you have a lick of mine can i have a suck on yours | |||
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"My confession is that the ironing remains untouched. I may get some done and then treat myself to a Maple Walnut choc ice. if you have a lick of mine can i have a suck on yours "As we've met, go on then. | |||
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"My confession is that the ironing remains untouched. I may get some done and then treat myself to a Maple Walnut choc ice. if you have a lick of mine can i have a suck on yours
As we've met, go on then.
"is this before or after you have done your ironing ,,,,,, i would hate to get caramel chew chew over your smart skirt | |||
"My confession is that the ironing remains untouched. I may get some done and then treat myself to a Maple Walnut choc ice. if you have a lick of mine can i have a suck on yours
As we've met, go on then.
is this before or after you have done your ironing ,,,,,, i would hate to get caramel chew chew over your smart skirt "After, then I can relax into it and get messy. | |||
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"I've managed to burn some bridges today and I feel terrible and stupid " Can they be rebuilt in metal? | |||
"My confession is that the ironing remains untouched. I may get some done and then treat myself to a Maple Walnut choc ice. if you have a lick of mine can i have a suck on yours
As we've met, go on then.
is this before or after you have done your ironing ,,,,,, i would hate to get caramel chew chew over your smart skirt
After, then I can relax into it and get messy.
"Forgive me father for I have filthy thoughts about liccy's maple walnut choc ice | |||
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"I've managed to burn some bridges today and I feel terrible and stupid Can they be rebuilt in metal? " I don't think anything can fix this one | |||
"I've managed to burn some bridges today and I feel terrible and stupid Can they be rebuilt in metal? I don't think anything can fix this one " I have thought that in the past but the water kept flowing and new crossings were found. Very few things are totally irreparable. | |||
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"My confession is that the ironing remains untouched. I may get some done and then treat myself to a Maple Walnut choc ice. if you have a lick of mine can i have a suck on yours
As we've met, go on then.
is this before or after you have done your ironing ,,,,,, i would hate to get caramel chew chew over your smart skirt
After, then I can relax into it and get messy.
Forgive me father for I have filthy thoughts about liccy's maple walnut choc ice "Forgive me Father for I intend to commit a venial sin (which may make it mortal as I am planning to do it). | |||
"[Removed by poster at 03/08/14 19:47:53]" I saw that post so ner ner lol | |||
"I've been shopping on Lovehoney "Me too I only went to check on the price | |||
"[Removed by poster at 03/08/14 19:47:53] I saw that post so ner ner lol " | |||
"[Removed by poster at 03/08/14 19:47:53] I saw that post so ner ner lol
"So did I and I want some lemon drizzle cake too. | |||
"[Removed by poster at 03/08/14 19:47:53] I saw that post so ner ner lol
"come on Legs confess all | |||
"I've managed to burn some bridges today and I feel terrible and stupid Can they be rebuilt in metal? " Or just watch Kelly's Heroes for the theme song | |||
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"I've been shopping on Lovehoney
Me too I only went to check on the price "I only wanted to merge the two accounts I had and spend my bonus points | |||
"Mork, come and get it. " just give me 3 hours ,,,,,,, can you sit in the fridge to keep it just at the right temp
oooh ,,,, now you have reminded me of that caramel chew chew | |||
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"I've just done a smelly fart "I hear grey peas and bacon can do that. | |||
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"Mork, come and get it. just give me 3 hours ,,,,,,, can you sit in the fridge to keep it just at the right temp
oooh ,,,, now you have reminded me of that caramel chew chew "Just chew chew me honey and leave your freezer alone. | |||
"I just ate half an easter egg and I am not sure if it belonged to me or not but it's been lurking in the fridge for a long while now ... and was begging me to eat it !!!! "Is that Easter egg never going to end? | |||
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"I just ate half an easter egg and I am not sure if it belonged to me or not but it's been lurking in the fridge for a long while now ... and was begging me to eat it !!!!
Is that Easter egg never going to end?
"there are three more in there ... I think they are mine cos if they belonged to the kids they would have gone long ago lol | |||
"I just ate half an easter egg and I am not sure if it belonged to me or not but it's been lurking in the fridge for a long while now ... and was begging me to eat it !!!!
Is that Easter egg never going to end?
there are three more in there ... I think they are mine cos if they belonged to the kids they would have gone long ago lol "Give them to the kids! | |||
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"I just ate half an easter egg and I am not sure if it belonged to me or not but it's been lurking in the fridge for a long while now ... and was begging me to eat it !!!!
Is that Easter egg never going to end?
there are three more in there ... I think they are mine cos if they belonged to the kids they would have gone long ago lol
Give them to the kids!"nooo they are my emergency supplies lol for when I do need some chocolate lol | |||
