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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
You know those interesting telephone conversations on buses and trains where you hear just one side? That's what this is about.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've only really heard three types of one-sided phone conversation on the trains:
1.) "Yahh... yahh... I'm on the train... yahh..."
2.) "You hired me to do a job, you owe me and you're going to fucking pay me!"
and-
3.) "Who you talkin to lad? I'll bang you lad!"
I really miss my MP3 player. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
'I hate buses, blud. It's full of chavs, innit?
Yes and they all smell. I'm glad I put 10 ton of that knocked off after shave on this morning.
You're right, no one ever talks to you, they're all on their phone or playing a game. Wasting their lives, blud.
She is, is she? How many has she had already? That many! Does she know who the father is this time? Not me, blud. I only fuck your sis up the shitter, mate.
You have to sign on at noon? I'm on my way to work now. Got a job the other month didn't I? No, I wasn't pissing about. I'm now a UKIP MEP.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I've only really heard three types of one-sided phone conversation on the trains:
1.) "Yahh... yahh... I'm on the train... yahh..."
2.) "You hired me to do a job, you owe me and you're going to fucking pay me!"
and-
3.) "Who you talkin to lad? I'll bang you lad!"
I really miss my MP3 player."
Number 3 sounds like it has potential.  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"'I hate buses, blud. It's full of chavs, innit?
Yes and they all smell. I'm glad I put 10 ton of that knocked off after shave on this morning.
You're right, no one ever talks to you, they're all on their phone or playing a game. Wasting their lives, blud.
She is, is she? How many has she had already? That many! Does she know who the father is this time? Not me, blud. I only fuck your sis up the shitter, mate.
You have to sign on at noon? I'm on my way to work now. Got a job the other month didn't I? No, I wasn't pissing about. I'm now a UKIP MEP.
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