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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
this weekend I think should have a amnasty.... put in all the silly things you believed and we promise not to laugh..... honest guv!!!
okay... i'll start... my sis thought an "each way" bet meant the horse had to run there.. and back!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I knew someone who believed the Pushmepullyou in Dr Doolittle was a real animal"
You mean it wasn't? 
Next you'll be telling us he couldn't really talk to the animals  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought WH Smith was one word pronounced 'whismith'. And when I was very, very young (due to the Wizard of Oz) I thought colours didn't exist until the 20th century."
i still have problems john Menzies mingies mankies etc
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At a gig, at murrayfield stadium. Mrs N asked me in total seriousness..............
Why are there no people sat in the seats behind the stage?
A slice of fried gold |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I believed that Red Bull would give me Wings, five months later im out of intensive care and doubtful
Gravitus Gimp  "
Those wings only work in your Knicks Gimp! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"When watching the news when I was younger I thought guerrilla warfare was actually guerrillas trying to take over the world. "
They were. Gorillas weren't. (Said with kindness and mirth.) |
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I still believe there is a pot of gold at the end of rainbows. There are always people getting rich, as I never get there. Spent a lot of time running when I was a child, thinking I would arrive there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When watching the news when I was younger I thought guerrilla warfare was actually guerrillas trying to take over the world.
They were. Gorillas weren't. (Said with kindness and mirth.)"
Too many guerrillas.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought hyperbole was pronounced high per bowl and was really embarrassed when I was corrected.
How should it be pronounced? 
high purb ully"
Oh good grief I still don't get it.
Not to worry, it's not like I know what it means! I can't use it in a sentence. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mum and Dad told us that mountain goats and sheep had two legs longer than the others so they didn't fall over... I only worked out they didn't a few years ago!! |
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A true story.
Many many years ago my cousin was going out with a nice young boy who thought if he kissed her and put his finger in her belly button at the same time she would get pregnant.
Still cracks us up to this day.
Claire |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A true story.
Many many years ago my cousin was going out with a nice young boy who thought if he kissed her and put his finger in her belly button at the same time she would get pregnant.
Still cracks us up to this day.
Claire "
You mean it doesnt ?
Bugger me the kids will be so pissed off when i tell them they owe me 25 years pocket money taken under false pretenses
Ebenezer Gimp |
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