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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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BC...before children,sunday nights was always a really good night out...making the most of the last of the weekend before the monday morning blues 
Now im sat here chatting to pervy people online....funny how thing work out pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"BC...before children,sunday nights was always a really good night out...making the most of the last of the weekend before the monday morning blues
Now im sat here chatting to pervy people online....funny how thing work out pmsl"
Pervy people on line????...it is not as if I have offered to spank your arse in a Norfolk pub car park now is it??? ffs |
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over a year ago
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"ha ha ha too true although we are now browsing out dvd collection and Im going to put the kettle on if I can just find my bloody slippers...."
Nooooooo not the slippers hun!!
Step away from the slippers you know its soooo wrong hahaha |
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"ha ha ha too true although we are now browsing out dvd collection and Im going to put the kettle on if I can just find my bloody slippers....
Nooooooo not the slippers hun!!
Step away from the slippers you know its soooo wrong hahaha "
I have one of those single big slippers that you put booth feet in at once..only £14.99 + pp from Readers Digest...a bloody bargain and soooo comfy! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"ha ha ha too true although we are now browsing out dvd collection and Im going to put the kettle on if I can just find my bloody slippers....
Nooooooo not the slippers hun!!
Step away from the slippers you know its soooo wrong hahaha
I have one of those single big slippers that you put booth feet in at once..only £14.99 + pp from Readers Digest...a bloody bargain and soooo comfy!"
Until you get up and forget you got both feet in one shoe,fall over and break your hips pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Well I was just going to check my empty inbox and have an early night.
Came on here and two hours later....
But have been watching Fawlty Towers .....lol
Estee x |
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"ha ha ha too true although we are now browsing out dvd collection and Im going to put the kettle on if I can just find my bloody slippers....
Nooooooo not the slippers hun!!
Step away from the slippers you know its soooo wrong hahaha
I have one of those single big slippers that you put booth feet in at once..only £14.99 + pp from Readers Digest...a bloody bargain and soooo comfy!
Until you get up and forget you got both feet in one shoe,fall over and break your hips pmsl"
I hop |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Just watched the one where the woman gave away peanuts to the needy.. the hungry, the old etc and then 13 grand to the poles who 'needed' more bedrooms cause their dreams weren't being met...
Call me a sceptic but (*&^^%$$##@ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ha ha ha too true although we are now browsing out dvd collection and Im going to put the kettle on if I can just find my bloody slippers....
Nooooooo not the slippers hun!!
Step away from the slippers you know its soooo wrong hahaha
I have one of those single big slippers that you put booth feet in at once..only £14.99 + pp from Readers Digest...a bloody bargain and soooo comfy!
Until you get up and forget you got both feet in one shoe,fall over and break your hips pmsl
I hop"
Skippy the bush Kangeroo pmsl |
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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago
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BigF - Have you suggested spanking RHC in that carpark with your one big slipper?
If it ever goes threadbare and worn out (the slipper that is) I believe Jezza had some going cheap from the shoe dept of his store, that were only slightly damaged due to adverse staining that couldn't be account for.
Anyway..., back on thread, the best sunday nights are ones spent in front of a hot chimnea in the garden on a warmish night, with a bottle of pinotage and some nice cheese, on the night before your BIRTHDAY..... (say no more...)
And RHC, because you are staying in and perving, it saves you from going out and perving doesn't it?
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Flirty
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just watched the one where the woman gave away peanuts to the needy.. the hungry, the old etc and then 13 grand to the poles who 'needed' more bedrooms cause their dreams weren't being met...
Call me a sceptic but (*&^^%$$##@"
I thought you literally meant peanuts!! and was thinking tight cow!! xxx
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"BigF - Have you suggested spanking RHC in that carpark with your one big slipper?
If it ever goes threadbare and worn out (the slipper that is) I believe Jezza had some going cheap from the shoe dept of his store, that were only slightly damaged due to adverse staining that couldn't be account for.
Anyway..., back on thread, the best sunday nights are ones spent in front of a hot chimnea in the garden on a warmish night, with a bottle of pinotage and some nice cheese, on the night before your BIRTHDAY..... (say no more...)
And RHC, because you are staying in and perving, it saves you from going out and perving doesn't it?
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Flirty
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Flirty pour another and tell me who RHC is lol xx |
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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago
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See what good red wine does to you? Takes away the ability to abbreviate correctly (amoungst other things...)
My humblest apologies. Read HPC for RHC.
You can beat me in a car park with a slipper if we ever meet.... in fact I may insist upon it!
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Flirty |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ha ha ha too true although we are now browsing out dvd collection and Im going to put the kettle on if I can just find my bloody slippers....
Nooooooo not the slippers hun!!
Step away from the slippers you know its soooo wrong hahaha
I have one of those single big slippers that you put booth feet in at once..only £14.99 + pp from Readers Digest...a bloody bargain and soooo comfy!
Until you get up and forget you got both feet in one shoe,fall over and break your hips pmsl
I hop
Skippy the bush Kangeroo pmsl"
tutututututututtututut |
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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago
Milton Keynes |
Don't start with the Ozzy stuff!
We had Ozzy on audio chat today, and we were enjoying it until he started boasting about the ashes. I had to stop what we were doing and give him a piece of my mind.
Took us ages to find the rhythm again... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"See what good red wine does to you? Takes away the ability to abbreviate correctly (amoungst other things...)
My humblest apologies. Read HPC for RHC.
You can beat me in a car park with a slipper if we ever meet.... in fact I may insist upon it!
X
Flirty"
Ill have to ask BF if I can borow the slipper though lol xx |
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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago
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What he hasn't said is it's only one slipper as he has a wooden leg. Terrible accident at the northern jam-butty mines years ago.
Bless him, he puts a brave face on though...
Anyway, Sunday nights... everyone descibe your ideal one - in just 8 words...
Pinotage Gathering Warm Friendly Mutual Orgasms Happy Enthusiastic |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What he hasn't said is it's only one slipper as he has a wooden leg. Terrible accident at the northern jam-butty mines years ago.
Bless him, he puts a brave face on though...
Anyway, Sunday nights... everyone descibe your ideal one - in just 8 words...
Pinotage Gathering Warm Friendly Mutual Orgasms Happy Enthusiastic "
Just to put the record straight:
* The Northern Jam Butty mines are associated with Liverpool(ken Dodd/Diddymen)I'm from the North East, we only have whippets and heavily tattooed woman who wear Newcastle shirts
* I actually only have one leg (a ballet accident many years ago during a rather difficult manoeuvre in Swan Lake)
* There is every chance that I will be spanking a certain woman's arse in a Norfolk car park next week)
* I have never had sex with Jezaa |
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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago
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Ahhh, the bracing north east. Do you know I once shared a lift with Jimmy Nail in the Vermont Hotel on Quayside? Happy days.... Must tell you that story one day.
Make sure that carpark's tarmac'ed, I don't want to hear damp set in. Again.
And give her one from me too. (kiss I mean) She needs it.
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Flirty
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By (user no longer on site)
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"lol we are doing the same honeypot, dont know whether to feel sad over our lost youth or over the moon to be able to perve openly ha ha"
The Latter!! The Latter!!! ... Who the feck wants to be in a pub when I can perv ur sexy bod, but then again, if you worked in a topless bar.... brb.. need to take care of sommat hehehe |
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