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Another one from the Express....
Apocalypse NOW: Killer solar superstorm could destroy Earth at ANY MOMENT, scientists warn
VIOLENT solar superstorms could destroy life as we know it at ANY MOMENT, shocked scientists have warned today (1st Aug).
And it's "only a matter of time" as well as having the same impact as "10 billion Hiroshima bombs exploding at the same time"
(source:- http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/494438/End-of-world-alert-solar-flares-destroy-earth-scientists-warn)
Quick everyone, mass orgy at mine |
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Some dark sunnies and a few layer's of factor 50 will do the trick.
Maybe a lead parasol?
Either way don't think any of us would know much about it when it comes.
Oh sun's out Ohhhhhhhh it's hot
Ouch it's hot
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"I'm sorry but if the world's going to end, I am going to finish my fish finger sandwich first. ^^
- Amy. x
I think I need to wake up, I thought you was going to finger your fish "
I don't have to, it's already been fingered. |
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"I'm sorry but if the world's going to end, I am going to finish my fish finger sandwich first. ^^
- Amy. x
I think I need to wake up, I thought you was going to finger your fish
I don't have to, it's already been fingered. "
What I said wasn't a euphemism |
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"I'm sorry but if the world's going to end, I am going to finish my fish finger sandwich first. ^^
- Amy. x
I think I need to wake up, I thought you was going to finger your fish
I don't have to, it's already been fingered.
What I said wasn't a euphemism "
I know that, you Numpty.
Go and have a nap. x |
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Makes quite a pleasant change from Arabs, Jews, pollution, genetically modified food, Ebola, too little exercise, anti-depressants, alcohol, lard and anyone who dares to own a car!
I dare say someone from The Labour Party with call for a new tax though.... |
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Solar storms have been happening for millions of years. We are yet to have been destroyed by one. Just because it has been published by a shite scaremongering rag who is solely out to increase sales does not increase the danger. |
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