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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've developed the following theory on expectations of getting laid from Fabswingers after at least oohhhhh 30 seconds of intense research, a quick look at my inbox and a healthy dose of cynicism.
There are an awful lot of guys on here who have as their best mate, Jay from Inbetweeners.
I imagine it goes something like this........
"I reckon you should join this website I found mate. Fabswingers it's called. It's full of quality clunge that will fuck ANYTHING. I've just come back from shagging this bird right, while her husband went and made me a cup of tea! And while he was doing that one of her friends came round too and I did her as well. Both up the arse obviously, while they licked each other out. They loved it. They said they'll get some more friends round for me next time cos it was so good. Honestly, all you've got to do is send them a message saying hello and you're in. Even the ones who are a bit munterish get loads. I had to turn this lesbo couple down the other day as my cock was too raw from the shagging".
Was just musing.
Oohhhh, Fabswinger fwend!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And then afterwards there's.....
"Jay you bullshitter, I joined and sent loads of messages. All I got was guys wanting to suck my dick and a Tranny called Jodie who said she'd pound my arse like a jackhammer. So I've ditched it"
"Well your obviously doing it wrong, probably giving off a gay vibe. Only last night iI had this bird tie me up and then get some of her slut friends round,and they took it in turns to bounce up and down on my cock before noshing each other off. And she got in touch with me after seeing all the pics of my dick. Honest. Join again and you'll see".
Etc etc until the world ends..... |
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By *adgodCouple
over a year ago
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"leonard and sheldon are hilarious"
Oddly enough...I thought that was what the thread was about when I read the title and opened it...I went from initially disappointed to pleasantly amused. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've developed the following theory on expectations of getting laid from Fabswingers after at least oohhhhh 30 seconds of intense research, a quick look at my inbox and a healthy dose of cynicism.
There are an awful lot of guys on here who have as their best mate, Jay from Inbetweeners.
I imagine it goes something like this........
"I reckon you should join this website I found mate. Fabswingers it's called. It's full of quality clunge that will fuck ANYTHING. I've just come back from shagging this bird right, while her husband went and made me a cup of tea! And while he was doing that one of her friends came round too and I did her as well. Both up the arse obviously, while they licked each other out. They loved it. They said they'll get some more friends round for me next time cos it was so good. Honestly, all you've got to do is send them a message saying hello and you're in. Even the ones who are a bit munterish get loads. I had to turn this lesbo couple down the other day as my cock was too raw from the shagging".
Was just musing.
Oohhhh, Fabswinger fwend!
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 I wonder did he bounce on a car bonnet |
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BTW, is it this month you're coming to BNO? I'm off there next week. 
