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Best thing about me is......
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This is prompted by something a saw on a profile and the person had put "the best thing about me is my massive cock"
However it got me thinking, what would other people put as "the best thing about me is..."
So here's mine "The best thing about me is.......my sense of humour"
Please share yours, would be fun to see what others think is their best selling point
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My ability to make lamp shades out of human skin.
That just gross! Can you matching coasters? "
I want curtains with matching pelmet for the bathroom, water repellent and it's a small window so you should only need one body. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My wit and charm and good looks
I'd say its your modesty
I know I'm completely modest too
Its an innate quality, I can tell
I'm pretty awesome me.... "
Tell me more |
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"My wit and charm and good looks
I'd say its your modesty
I know I'm completely modest too
Its an innate quality, I can tell
I'm pretty awesome me....
Tell me more "
Well apparently I give a pretty good blow job, make a mean steak and can do a strip tease to bat outta hell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My wit and charm and good looks
I'd say its your modesty
I know I'm completely modest too
Its an innate quality, I can tell
I'm pretty awesome me....
Tell me more
Well apparently I give a pretty good blow job, make a mean steak and can do a strip tease to bat outta hell " me bulge has just got bigger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My wit and charm and good looks
I'd say its your modesty
I know I'm completely modest too
Its an innate quality, I can tell
I'm pretty awesome me....
Tell me more
Well apparently I give a pretty good blow job, make a mean steak and can do a strip tease to bat outta hell "
That's all extremely impressive and enticing but sounds like it needs to be experienced to get the full grasp of the awesome that is you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My wit and charm and good looks
I'd say its your modesty
I know I'm completely modest too
Its an innate quality, I can tell
I'm pretty awesome me....
Tell me more
Well apparently I give a pretty good blow job, make a mean steak and can do a strip tease to bat outta hell me bulge has just got bigger "
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"My wit and charm and good looks
I'd say its your modesty
I know I'm completely modest too
Its an innate quality, I can tell
I'm pretty awesome me....
Tell me more
Well apparently I give a pretty good blow job, make a mean steak and can do a strip tease to bat outta hell
That's all extremely impressive and enticing but sounds like it needs to be experienced to get the full grasp of the awesome that is you "
It does indeed |
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"My wit and charm and good looks
I'd say its your modesty
I know I'm completely modest too
Its an innate quality, I can tell
I'm pretty awesome me....
Tell me more
Well apparently I give a pretty good blow job, make a mean steak and can do a strip tease to bat outta hell "
Yes miss cheeky. We couldn't possibly take your word for it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My wit and charm and good looks
I'd say its your modesty
I know I'm completely modest too
Its an innate quality, I can tell
I'm pretty awesome me....
Tell me more
Well apparently I give a pretty good blow job, make a mean steak and can do a strip tease to bat outta hell
That's all extremely impressive and enticing but sounds like it needs to be experienced to get the full grasp of the awesome that is you
It does indeed "
Jaysus will those contractors ever hurry up with that Ireland-England bridge I ordered |
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"My wit and charm and good looks
I'd say its your modesty
I know I'm completely modest too
Its an innate quality, I can tell
I'm pretty awesome me....
Tell me more
Well apparently I give a pretty good blow job, make a mean steak and can do a strip tease to bat outta hell
That's all extremely impressive and enticing but sounds like it needs to be experienced to get the full grasp of the awesome that is you
It does indeed
Jaysus will those contractors ever hurry up with that Ireland-England bridge I ordered "
They have planes you know lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My wit and charm and good looks
I'd say its your modesty
I know I'm completely modest too
Its an innate quality, I can tell
I'm pretty awesome me....
Tell me more
Well apparently I give a pretty good blow job, make a mean steak and can do a strip tease to bat outta hell
That's all extremely impressive and enticing but sounds like it needs to be experienced to get the full grasp of the awesome that is you
It does indeed
Jaysus will those contractors ever hurry up with that Ireland-England bridge I ordered
They have planes you know lol "
Well that almost sounds like an invite |
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"My wit and charm and good looks
I'd say its your modesty
I know I'm completely modest too
Its an innate quality, I can tell
I'm pretty awesome me....
Tell me more
Well apparently I give a pretty good blow job, make a mean steak and can do a strip tease to bat outta hell
That's all extremely impressive and enticing but sounds like it needs to be experienced to get the full grasp of the awesome that is you
It does indeed
Jaysus will those contractors ever hurry up with that Ireland-England bridge I ordered
They have planes you know lol
Well that almost sounds like an invite "
I'd always welcome you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My wit and charm and good looks
I'd say its your modesty
I know I'm completely modest too
Its an innate quality, I can tell
I'm pretty awesome me....
Tell me more
Well apparently I give a pretty good blow job, make a mean steak and can do a strip tease to bat outta hell
That's all extremely impressive and enticing but sounds like it needs to be experienced to get the full grasp of the awesome that is you
It does indeed
Jaysus will those contractors ever hurry up with that Ireland-England bridge I ordered
They have planes you know lol
Well that almost sounds like an invite
I'd always welcome you "
With open...ahem...arms? |
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"My wit and charm and good looks
I'd say its your modesty
I know I'm completely modest too
Its an innate quality, I can tell
I'm pretty awesome me....
Tell me more
Well apparently I give a pretty good blow job, make a mean steak and can do a strip tease to bat outta hell
That's all extremely impressive and enticing but sounds like it needs to be experienced to get the full grasp of the awesome that is you
It does indeed
Jaysus will those contractors ever hurry up with that Ireland-England bridge I ordered
They have planes you know lol
Well that almost sounds like an invite
I'd always welcome you
With open...ahem...arms? "
Of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My wit and charm and good looks
I'd say its your modesty
I know I'm completely modest too
Its an innate quality, I can tell
I'm pretty awesome me....
Tell me more
Well apparently I give a pretty good blow job, make a mean steak and can do a strip tease to bat outta hell
That's all extremely impressive and enticing but sounds like it needs to be experienced to get the full grasp of the awesome that is you
It does indeed
Jaysus will those contractors ever hurry up with that Ireland-England bridge I ordered
They have planes you know lol
Well that almost sounds like an invite
I'd always welcome you
With open...ahem...arms?
Of course "
I think you best step into my office |
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"My wit and charm and good looks
I'd say its your modesty
I know I'm completely modest too
Its an innate quality, I can tell
I'm pretty awesome me....
Tell me more
Well apparently I give a pretty good blow job, make a mean steak and can do a strip tease to bat outta hell
That's all extremely impressive and enticing but sounds like it needs to be experienced to get the full grasp of the awesome that is you
It does indeed
Jaysus will those contractors ever hurry up with that Ireland-England bridge I ordered
They have planes you know lol
Well that almost sounds like an invite
I'd always welcome you
With open...ahem...arms?
Of course
I think you best step into my office "
oi! mr banabas. ... Where is uppity?? Is he in your office with mr p? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My wit and charm and good looks
I'd say its your modesty
I know I'm completely modest too
Its an innate quality, I can tell
I'm pretty awesome me....
Tell me more
Well apparently I give a pretty good blow job, make a mean steak and can do a strip tease to bat outta hell
That's all extremely impressive and enticing but sounds like it needs to be experienced to get the full grasp of the awesome that is you
It does indeed
Jaysus will those contractors ever hurry up with that Ireland-England bridge I ordered
They have planes you know lol
Well that almost sounds like an invite
I'd always welcome you
With open...ahem...arms?
Of course
I think you best step into my office
oi! mr banabas. ... Where is uppity?? Is he in your office with mr p? "
Not at all, they're both back in the sanatorium where they belong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best thing about me is. .. my boxing gloves
I think it's what the boxing gloves are hiding!!
ermmm... Whats in your hand lol!
are half the Irish forum in here lol "
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"Best thing about me is. .. my boxing gloves
I think it's what the boxing gloves are hiding!!
ermmm... Whats in your hand lol!
are half the Irish forum in here lol "
To be honest I'm more interested in what's behind your hands! |
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"This is prompted by something a saw on a profile and the person had put "the best thing about me is my massive cock"
However it got me thinking, what would other people put as "the best thing about me is..."
So here's mine "The best thing about me is.......my sense of humour"
Please share yours, would be fun to see what others think is their best selling point
"
The best thing about me is my creative imagination and the writing it can lead to! |
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