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Is being a twat a man thing
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems on here it is an Olympic
Event
errr I think you will find thats a commonwealth event Yours sincerely Mr Twat I sit corrected"
Sit on me anytime, i'll correct you for sure  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Both r twats, not good to generalize single men lol.
Didn't recognise you for a minute without your six pack. "
I know, thought change pic for a while, they can still be _iewed in my gallery lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are we talking northern definition twats or southern definition twats?
There is a huuuuuge difference"
Well one is a term for c... Which I wouldn't use as an insult as a c... Has depth and is useful  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are we talking northern definition twats or southern definition twats?
There is a huuuuuge difference
Oi, there's some twats in the Midlands as well yer know "
Which one are you? A Manc twat or a cockerney twat? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are we talking northern definition twats or southern definition twats?
There is a huuuuuge difference
Oi, there's some twats in the Midlands as well yer know
Which one are you? A Manc twat or a cockerney twat?"
Neither of course I am a pure fucking delight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Twat is genderless....unless you know the feminine for it, I'd say no more than a number of women on here!"
Twatette? Perhaps, I am capable of this....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have been known to make a twat of myself
Ahh but your a nice twat! Toshn Awww thanks gorgeous . Cann yer get nice twats ?  "
Yes and you can also get funny twats too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have been known to make a twat of myself
Ahh but your a nice twat! Toshn Awww thanks gorgeous . Cann yer get nice twats ?
Yes and you can also get funny twats too "
Where, when, who said that?! Hussys pants! |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Women can be a C***
What C am i saying"
I was talking to my wife today after our son got sent home early from school for swearing.
I said, "Apparently, he said the 'c' word."
She said, "Well that wasn't clever was it?"
I replied, "No... It was 'cu~t'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A twat is a womans vulva, really tough for a bloke to be one of those but I suppose its tough to be a cunt too and men get accused of being both.
Some way a pregnant goldfish is a twat, as they lay eggs that would also be rather tough.
A twonk is more likely and most blokes can be twonks, but well meaning. After all testosterone is a hormone and like women with the curse we have our own curse of being driven to fuck everything and hence constantly having to maintain control of an erection that just constantly fights back ... Making us all twonks. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A twat is a womans vulva, really tough for a bloke to be one of those but I suppose its tough to be a cunt too and men get accused of being both.
Some way a pregnant goldfish is a twat, as they lay eggs that would also be rather tough.
A twonk is more likely and most blokes can be twonks, but well meaning. After all testosterone is a hormone and like women with the curse we have our own curse of being driven to fuck everything and hence constantly having to maintain control of an erection that just constantly fights back ... Making us all twonks. "
Fking hell lighten up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Manc's ooop north, I'm just a run of the mill Derby twat 
Anything north of Watford is northern to Londoners "
looks like the north is making inroads. it used to north was anything above watford gap |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Manc's ooop north, I'm just a run of the mill Derby twat
Anything north of Watford is northern to Londoners looks like the north is making inroads. it used to north was anything above watford gap"
Geography is not my forte isn't one a place and the other a shit hole service station |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A twat is a womans vulva, really tough for a bloke to be one of those but I suppose its tough to be a cunt too and men get accused of being both.
Some way a pregnant goldfish is a twat, as they lay eggs that would also be rather tough.
A twonk is more likely and most blokes can be twonks, but well meaning. After all testosterone is a hormone and like women with the curse we have our own curse of being driven to fuck everything and hence constantly having to maintain control of an erection that just constantly fights back ... Making us all twonks. "
Have you thought of trying bromide? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lot of discrimination going on here. no one has mentioned the paratwats. not to be confused with jedward. they are the doubles champions yep a pair o twats xx |
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