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Best (or worst) insults.

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By *alandNita OP Couple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Hi all, Inspired by a comment I read on another thread, what are the best/most witty insults you've heard?

I'll start... "If you want to be a smart arse you need to be smart. .. otherwise you're just an arse"

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By *alandNita OP Couple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I do also quite like "she's not tier than squirrel poo"... from one of the Hairy Potter books

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The insult I hate the most is "oh, you do remind me of graham norton!"

Just di we are clear, I look, act and sound nothin like grahm fucking norton!

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

From a drill instructor, to a well mannered recruit...

Oi, stop pretending you was brought up proper, you wernt even born, you was wanked onto a gatepost and hatched in the sun!

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By *picyspiregirlCouple over a year ago

chesterfield

The best I heard was from the singer in a pub band to a woman heckler.......

"When I first saw you I got a semi on, ......I had a raging hard on before I saw you!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My old manager to a stroppy driver.. You weren't born normally, you condensed from the steam of a prostitutes piss .. Same driver was also told , you're so fat you put your belt on with a boomerang..classic lol,,he wasn't even fat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Said by a d*unk to a female colleague

" what was the mistake with your face "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

eh,,,,,if I had a face like yours id teach my arse to speak

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I saw a comedian in a club put down a loud d*unken woman who kept calling out the punchlines.

He stopped his act and leaned on the mike and said "Give me a chance here please madam, I am only trying to earn a living. Do I come round to your house when you are working, and turn the red light out?"

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

I've come to battle wits with you... but I see you are unarmed.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

I would call you a C**T, but you don't have the depth or the warmth