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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Mobile gravy making service, for all of your gravy needs. At the drop of an email (app pending) they will arrive at yours, mix some gravy and then vanish (along with a small potted plant they took a shine to).  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"for the person above. Make it as daft and implausible as you can and play nice.
Comedian."
Oh no! It didn't delete! I was way to fast with my answer. Tina I'm very sorry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Zipper tester
Ceiling inspector.
Complete with pot of artex in case there are cracks;-)
I can fill the cracks thank you. 
Storm Trooper."
That's cheating - you know that's my job already. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rose Petal Distributor "
"Is that a euphemism?"
Not intended. I suppose I could have if I had used "Clitoria Petal Distributor" 
Grown in my lady garden .
Cultivated and proliferated there, yes!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Daisy collector ...? Intriguing.
Erm ... Central pillar in a duvet wigwam!
Ask and ye shall know 
I'm asking..."
You're collecting on behalf of the flower power necklace makers  |
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"Daisy collector ...? Intriguing.
Erm ... Central pillar in a duvet wigwam!
Ask and ye shall know
I'm asking...
You're collecting on behalf of the flower power necklace makers "
Rock Police - dedicated to the eradication of wimpy pop-rock bands. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Daisy collector ...? Intriguing.
Erm ... Central pillar in a duvet wigwam!
Ask and ye shall know
I'm asking...
You're collecting on behalf of the flower power necklace makers
Rock Police - dedicated to the eradication of wimpy pop-rock bands."
love it
You, well you'll be a pemon squeezer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Daisy collector ...? Intriguing.
Erm ... Central pillar in a duvet wigwam!
Ask and ye shall know
I'm asking...
You're collecting on behalf of the flower power necklace makers
Rock Police - dedicated to the eradication of wimpy pop-rock bands."
Dildo collector |
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"Daisy collector ...? Intriguing.
Erm ... Central pillar in a duvet wigwam!
Ask and ye shall know
I'm asking...
You're collecting on behalf of the flower power necklace makers "
Could be. I do have a lot of daisies in my garden. |
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"Daisy collector ...? Intriguing.
Erm ... Central pillar in a duvet wigwam!
Ask and ye shall know
I'm asking...
You're collecting on behalf of the flower power necklace makers
Could be. I do have a lot of daisies in my garden."
Fairy Dancer then! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Professional Dolphin Flogger.
Tired of your dolphin giving you cheek, spitting at you and going unflogged? Contact Frisky Made for immediate service.
For just £19.99 +VAT she will come to your aquarium and thrash the little blighter with a variety of implements until you are completely satisfied.
No porpoises.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Judging by the avatar only I'd say Professor of Deconstructive Linguistics In Post-Modernist Dialectics.
Paid a fuck load of money to spout gibberish in a mock-intellectual super snooty manner. Anyone who flunks the 'Discuss Indeterminism And It's Effect Upon Postmodern Architiectural Post-Utopianism' test...gets ushered up into a special room and spanked hard in a kinky rubber swing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Judging by the avatar only I'd say Professor of Deconstructive Linguistics In Post-Modernist Dialectics.
Paid a fuck load of money to spout gibberish in a mock-intellectual super snooty manner. Anyone who flunks the 'Discuss Indeterminism And It's Effect Upon Postmodern Architiectural Post-Utopianism' test...gets ushered up into a special room and spanked hard in a kinky rubber swing "
Naked sushi model |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Daisy collector ...? Intriguing.
Erm ... Central pillar in a duvet wigwam!
Ask and ye shall know
I'm asking...
You're collecting on behalf of the flower power necklace makers
Could be. I do have a lot of daisies in my garden."
I'll have to inspect it sometime |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*lemon
Got over excited
Hahaha, so I see!
Its the way you squeeze my lemon
You've got a woman who knows...
Take my hand child, come with me...
Over the hills and far away???
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No, its to a castle I will take you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Judging by the avatar only I'd say Professor of Deconstructive Linguistics In Post-Modernist Dialectics.
Paid a fuck load of money to spout gibberish in a mock-intellectual super snooty manner. Anyone who flunks the 'Discuss Indeterminism And It's Effect Upon Postmodern Architiectural Post-Utopianism' test...gets ushered up into a special room and spanked hard in a kinky rubber swing
Naked sushi model "
Elixer mixer |
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"*lemon
Got over excited
Hahaha, so I see!
Its the way you squeeze my lemon
You've got a woman who knows...
Take my hand child, come with me...
Over the hills and far away???
No, its to a castle I will take you "
Haha, yea, and we all know what happens there!!
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"Judging by the avatar only I'd say Professor of Deconstructive Linguistics In Post-Modernist Dialectics.
Paid a fuck load of money to spout gibberish in a mock-intellectual super snooty manner. Anyone who flunks the 'Discuss Indeterminism And It's Effect Upon Postmodern Architiectural Post-Utopianism' test...gets ushered up into a special room and spanked hard in a kinky rubber swing
Naked sushi model
Elixer mixer"
Ooops sorry thread mis-use..........
Flabberdasher! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*lemon
Got over excited
Hahaha, so I see!
Its the way you squeeze my lemon
You've got a woman who knows...
Take my hand child, come with me...
Over the hills and far away???
No, its to a castle I will take you
Haha, yea, and we all know what happens there!!
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I give you every inch of my love??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Glamour model and sugar licker
You know me. Always got my tits out. Lol.
(can't see your profile) swimsuit model"
Visual Viagra at the impedance clinic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Glamour model and sugar licker
You know me. Always got my tits out. Lol.
(can't see your profile) swimsuit model"
Visual Viagra at the impedance clinic |
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Circus ringmaster.
well thats whats on her business card reall a nurse at a vd clinic, 