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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"My friend thinks he's so smart, he says onions are the only food that make you cry.

So I threw a coconut at his face!"

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Rules for men #86

Never tell a woman what to do.

Unless she's naked.....

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Grab a plate and throw it on the ground.

- Ok done.

Did it break?

-Yes.

Now say sorry to it.

- Sorry

Did it go back to the way it was before?

- No

Do you understand?

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

""My friend thinks he's so smart, he says onions are the only food that make you cry.

So I threw a coconut at his face!""

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

My friend thinks he's a chocolate orange.... I'm worried that he's going to get sectioned.

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By *ay Dee BeeMan over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

The bed shook, creaked and rattled as she gripped the headboard and screamed out my name.

It was at this point we were asked to leave Ikea.

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By *luezuluMan over a year ago

Suffolk

What's the definition of indefinitely.

When your balls are banging against her arse, you are in definitely!!!!!!

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

A wise man once said...

Nothing.

He let her vent and then they had sex.

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

" What are you, like twelve or something?"

"Yes bitch, on a scale of one to ten I am!"

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By *utty_JiggleCouple over a year ago

Black Country

"Rules for men #86

Never tell a woman what to do.

Unless she's naked.....

Her

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