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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have not bothered to get dressed after my shower.....so sat here still nekkid.....
tractor just drove past window, I stood up waving my todger...hoping it would be the farmer's daughter who trundles past quite regularly.....just my luck......whe i looked out it was her dad staring in at me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OoooooOOOOoooooo Stu, and if he knows it's usually his daughter who drives past he'll be wonder if you always wave like that and will be back to maybe give you two barrels later? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is an easy one to get out of Stu...
If he comes round with a shotgun asking if you've been interfering with his daughter you reply thus:
"As you are known for your temper, and the fact that you own a shotgun, your daughter said if I didn't fuck her she'd tell you I did, so I thought if I'm gonna be hung I might as well be guilty. Now, would you like a pint of cider?"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have not bothered to get dressed after my shower.....so sat here still nekkid.....
tractor just drove past window, I stood up waving my todger...hoping it would be the farmer's daughter who trundles past quite regularly.....just my luck......whe i looked out it was her dad staring in at me "
it's a good job you were not muck spreading as you were waving it !!!
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"I knows a farmer
I knows him well
He has a daughter her name is onell
Now she was so pretty and only sixteen
Until i showed the works of my thrashing machine"
i'll have a pint of whatever Diamnonds been drinking |
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