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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok there must be someone on here who is handy at making stuff.
You know those torches that run on kinetic energy . . you shake them vigourously to get them to work ???
Well, why isn't there a dildo that works on the same principle ?
Battery free .. the more you use it, the longer it goes ???
Just wondering . . .  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Ok there must be someone on here who is handy at making stuff.
You know those torches that run on kinetic energy . . you shake them vigourously to get them to work ???
Well, why isn't there a dildo that works on the same principle ?
Battery free .. the more you use it, the longer it goes ???
Just wondering . . . "
The dildo that works on kinetic energy is called a cock.
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"Ok there must be someone on here who is handy at making stuff.
You know those torches that run on kinetic energy . . you shake them vigourously to get them to work ???
Well, why isn't there a dildo that works on the same principle ?
Battery free .. the more you use it, the longer it goes ???
Just wondering . . .
The dildo that works on kinetic energy is called a cock.
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Yea but you cant wash it, take the batteries out and put in a drawer after  |
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"Oi what is this, pick on the men night..?
shocking I tells ya.. 
I'm not picking on men but you know I'd pick you.
ouch
 I won't pick you then. "
doh..
bugger n bollocks..
note to self, read the bloody thread properly.. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Ok there must be someone on here who is handy at making stuff.
You know those torches that run on kinetic energy . . you shake them vigourously to get them to work ???
Well, why isn't there a dildo that works on the same principle ?
Battery free .. the more you use it, the longer it goes ???
Just wondering . . .
The dildo that works on kinetic energy is called a cock.
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Where do I get one? Ideally one that will make my life more enjoyable rather than giving me grief?  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Ok there must be someone on here who is handy at making stuff.
You know those torches that run on kinetic energy . . you shake them vigourously to get them to work ???
Well, why isn't there a dildo that works on the same principle ?
Battery free .. the more you use it, the longer it goes ???
Just wondering . . .
The dildo that works on kinetic energy is called a cock.
Where do I get one? Ideally one that will make my life more enjoyable rather than giving me grief? "
It's not always convenient as they don't live in a box by the bed but I have found certain clubs useful for sourcing a variety of shapes and sizes.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cock usually attached to a man ... not always a welcome addition
Not always but they can go and get the strawberries from the fridge.
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A good and valid point  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Stick one on to a bike seat, the harder you pedal, the greater the thrust up, and you also get to arrive with a big smile on your face. No need for shaking it up by hand, let your legs power it. "
Sexercise. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hmmm... I brought my idea of the Nipple Warmer to the Apprentice... For women whose nipples get so hard that even when wearing a bra they still show... Many women are self conscious about that... Enter the Nipple Warmer... Uses a technology that warms the nipples so that they can't pop out when it's cold... But Sir Alan Sugar shot it down... So I'm not sure that if i invented such dildo I would get funding lol |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Hmmm... I brought my idea of the Nipple Warmer to the Apprentice... For women whose nipples get so hard that even when wearing a bra they still show... Many women are self conscious about that... Enter the Nipple Warmer... Uses a technology that warms the nipples so that they can't pop out when it's cold... But Sir Alan Sugar shot it down... So I'm not sure that if i invented such dildo I would get funding lol "
Possum nipple warmers already exist. Next! |
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