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5" sex toy found inside owner after 10 years.
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By *nny OP Man
over a year ago
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SURGEONS at Aberdeen Royal Infirmary, who removed the foreign object, said the sex toy could have caused the 38-year-old potentially life-threatening internal damage.
A WOMAN spent 10 years walking around with a five-inch sex toy inside her without realising.
The 38-year-old arrived at hospital complaining of severe weight loss, shaking and lethargy. She had also experienced mild incontinence for “a few weeks”.
Doctors were shocked to discover a strange foreign body protruding into her bladder from inside her.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What happened? ?...one day she decided to have a play...she slipped and it got sucked into the black hole....and she decided to leave it for 10 yrs until it started causing her agro?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"brings a whole new meaning to i put something down and i just cant find it "
And why 5 years?
Because you never think to see a doctor when you're always buzzin  |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
I posted this story yesterday as its local to me...
the more complete story is after it was found, she said she hadn't played with any toys after a very d*unken night 10 years previously with her partner.
Does make you  how blooming d*unk would you have to be not to notice a 5" sex toy up yer chuff, and not to worry that it had gone missing...
wizards sleeve and yawning hippo spring to mind tho  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ah the Bermuda Triangle took it well that's what she called it ????
I mean how the hell do you lose or forget it's there?
Did the surgeon have a twat nav to find it |
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Im suprised she hadnt flown and had to have an internal probing, as surely it would have shown on the scanners. Also, what had her sex life been like for 10 years. A vagina is not bottomless, unless it was in her arse. Better still, does it still work well? Some blokes would pay a fortune for it. |
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