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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Out of season too but never mind.
Three young lads sat on a wall, each with a heavy cold, bunged up chest and snotty nose. Thet get talking, and as lads do decide to have a competition as to who can gob out the biggest load of phlegm. They decide to gob it on the nearest window so they can compare.
Fred goes first, takes a big rasp, big snook up and hits the window. Wow, 1" across, not bad says his mates.
Jack goes next, big deep breath, huge long snook and gobs it on the window. Amazeballs, 2" across his mates declare.
Roger says sorry lads i win, goes over to the window and goes slurrrp, slurrrrrp, and gobs out. |
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