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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anybody else think the only place for these is the beach!
And while I am on it ...... ballerina pumps. Anyone else think the only place for them is in the bin??!
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you just need to learn how to walk in them  |
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By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago
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"Anybody else think the only place for these is the beach!
And while I am on it ...... ballerina pumps. Anyone else think the only place for them is in the bin??!
you just need to learn how to walk in them "
people should have cars race at em, see if they realise how practical they are then  |
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By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago
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"Hate flip flops but I love my ballet flats..... Don't judge until you try walking in heels wedges and sandals... Just saying!"
you know where my obvious pun is going to go ... ... .. .. .. .
why not try just wearing one at once! oooh I'm good |
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By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago
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"I have to wear flats all the time due to a fucked ankle and knee so I love them  "
You should not succumb to them.
... and a decent trainer will be a lot better under your foot... or you could just keep off your feet lol
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"I have to wear flats all the time due to a fucked ankle and knee so I love them
You should not succumb to them.
... and a decent trainer will be a lot better under your foot... or you could just keep off your feet lol
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Can't wear trainers in work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You and femme should get married, she shares the same hatred for flip flops
She has good taste on both counts! I keep a bat by the bedside though  "
Bats are a protected species
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kate come into the bedroom and said
"what do you think of my flip flops?"
I replied,
"Well, without your bra on they help pull the wrinkles out of your face" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The best flats.....are the soles of your feet! In this weather....wherever possible just go barefoot!"
Also improved posture so I have less back problems and for what ever reason virtually no head aches when barefooted. |
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By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago
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"My iron fist flats are amazing!
Flip flops are ok.
Crocs are the most hideous thing known to man and I don't care how comfy that they are anyone caught wearing them should be shot "
The precipice of amazing to death is such a narrow one!
I on the other hand am far more reasonable, and only believe the "greater spotted flip flopper" should have their legs removed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kate come into the bedroom and said
"what do you think of my flip flops?"
I replied,
"Well, without your bra on they help pull the wrinkles out of your face""
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The best flats.....are the soles of your feet!"
Yeah... especially once your feet soles have become as tough as shoe soles after the repeated barefoot walking :P
My theory is that UK people get so few chances at "doing summer" they never get a chance to learn what is appropriate summer footwear. To my horror... many of my friends refer to their flipflops as "sandals", and the type of sandal I'd think is fit for the beach is to them suitable for a formal occasion! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Flip flops on slim Women look 'ok...ish' but on overweight females they are hideous (It's A LOT worse when their gnarly trotters are all flaky and twisted)
Men that wear them to go to the supermarket are either gay (nothing wrong with that)or have very little self respect or dignity (something very wrong with that lol)
Personally I would rather blast my feet off with a sawn off shotgun than wear flip flops or Sandals.
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"Flip flops on slim Women look 'ok...ish' but on overweight females they are hideous (It's A LOT worse when their gnarly trotters are all flaky and twisted)
Men that wear them to go to the supermarket are either gay (nothing wrong with that)or have very little self respect or dignity (something very wrong with that lol)
Personally I would rather blast my feet off with a sawn off shotgun than wear flip flops or Sandals.
T "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anybody else think the only place for these is the beach!
And while I am on it ...... ballerina pumps. Anyone else think the only place for them is in the bin??!
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Flip flops... beach... yes!!
I don't see how they are safe for walking around town/ theme parks!?!
Lately the people I've seen wearing them have about an inch thick layer of crusty skin on their heels.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I also hate that flapping sound they make when people walk in them. I think that if men/women want to wear flip flops they should be nailed to the feet like horse shoes |
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"Flip flops on slim Women look 'ok...ish' but on overweight females they are hideous (It's A LOT worse when their gnarly trotters are all flaky and twisted)
Men that wear them to go to the supermarket are either gay (nothing wrong with that)or have very little self respect or dignity (something very wrong with that lol)
Personally I would rather blast my feet off with a sawn off shotgun than wear flip flops or Sandals.
T "
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"I have to wear flats all the time due to a fucked ankle and knee so I love them "
My ankle is fucked too from ligament damage. Not supposed to wear heels but I just can't help myself. Never used to own any flats but now a necessary evil.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Flip flops on slim Women look 'ok...ish' but on overweight females they are hideous (It's A LOT worse when their gnarly trotters are all flaky and twisted)
Men that wear them to go to the supermarket are either gay (nothing wrong with that)or have very little self respect or dignity (something very wrong with that lol)
Personally I would rather blast my feet off with a sawn off shotgun than wear flip flops or Sandals.
T
Harsh "
so can gay men wear them with dignity? |
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"Flip flops on slim Women look 'ok...ish' but on overweight females they are hideous (It's A LOT worse when their gnarly trotters are all flaky and twisted)
Men that wear them to go to the supermarket are either gay (nothing wrong with that)or have very little self respect or dignity (something very wrong with that lol)
Personally I would rather blast my feet off with a sawn off shotgun than wear flip flops or Sandals.
T "
Gnarly trotters! must be such a task being perfect! Jeeese!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wear flip flops sometimes but not when I drive obviously.
Now sandals on the other hand..........
No fooking way!!"
Sandals and Grey socks are the new Gucci...Allegedly
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wear flip flops sometimes but not when I drive obviously.
Now sandals on the other hand..........
No fooking way!!
Sandals and Grey socks are the new Gucci...Allegedly
Gimp"
I saw some Gucci flip flops once they were disgusting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love my flip flops. I love being barefooted and flip flops allow me to walk where I can't barefoot.
I take them off to drive so don't risk getting them caught up in the peddles. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wear flip flops sometimes but not when I drive obviously.
Now sandals on the other hand..........
No fooking way!!
Sandals and Grey socks are the new Gucci...Allegedly
Gimp
I saw some Gucci flip flops once they were disgusting "
we were in the West End today and walking past a shop Nette said oh the Littlun loves their stuff, i looked n the flip flops had the store name plastered in dayglo colours..60 sovs a pair HELLO!.
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Flip flops on slim Women look 'ok...ish' but on overweight females they are hideous (It's A LOT worse when their gnarly trotters are all flaky and twisted)
Men that wear them to go to the supermarket are either gay (nothing wrong with that)or have very little self respect or dignity (something very wrong with that lol)
Personally I would rather blast my feet off with a sawn off shotgun than wear flip flops or Sandals.
T Gnarly trotters! must be such a task being perfect! Jeeese! "
To be honest I have seen Gnarly trotters a plenty recently. How much is a pumice stone, or an industrial sander? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've no idea what ballet pumps are and I've never worn flip flops. All that shit on the streets getting in between your toes. You must have to wash your feet everytime you get in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Flip flops on slim Women look 'ok...ish' but on overweight females they are hideous (It's A LOT worse when their gnarly trotters are all flaky and twisted)
Men that wear them to go to the supermarket are either gay (nothing wrong with that)or have very little self respect or dignity (something very wrong with that lol)
Personally I would rather blast my feet off with a sawn off shotgun than wear flip flops or Sandals.
T Gnarly trotters! must be such a task being perfect! Jeeese! To be honest I have seen Gnarly trotters a plenty recently. How much is a pumice stone, or an industrial sander? "
I use a cheese grater. |
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"Everyone will be pleased to know that I've just given myself a pedicure and sanded away my rough skin Good to hear! "
Lol bought this really good sander thing from boots for a fiver it's brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Flip flops on slim Women look 'ok...ish' but on overweight females they are hideous (It's A LOT worse when their gnarly trotters are all flaky and twisted)
Men that wear them to go to the supermarket are either gay (nothing wrong with that)or have very little self respect or dignity (something very wrong with that lol)
Personally I would rather blast my feet off with a sawn off shotgun than wear flip flops or Sandals.
T Gnarly trotters! must be such a task being perfect! Jeeese! To be honest I have seen Gnarly trotters a plenty recently. How much is a pumice stone, or an industrial sander? "
Dunno, but the Veet Pedi is upwards of £40-50... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Everyone will be pleased to know that I've just given myself a pedicure and sanded away my rough skin
i could have nipped over and done that for you
Now you tell me lol "
i have no idea how i manage to turn a flip flop thread into a flirting opportunity |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Have to disagree with OP.
I find nothing hotter (other than the stifling heat itself) than a fitty with pedicured feet boarding the Tube in flip flops in the morning  "
Would you find it as sexy with Gnarly trotters? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Have to disagree with OP.
I find nothing hotter (other than the stifling heat itself) than a fitty with pedicured feet boarding the Tube in flip flops in the morning Would you find it as sexy with Gnarly trotters? "
Gnarly Trotters - is she on here?
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Have to disagree with OP.
I find nothing hotter (other than the stifling heat itself) than a fitty with pedicured feet boarding the Tube in flip flops in the morning Would you find it as sexy with Gnarly trotters?
Gnarly Trotters - is she on here?
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Yes I believe she is. |
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By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago
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"Flip flops on slim Women look 'ok...ish' but on overweight females they are hideous (It's A LOT worse when their gnarly trotters are all flaky and twisted)
Men that wear them to go to the supermarket are either gay (nothing wrong with that)or have very little self respect or dignity (something very wrong with that lol)
Personally I would rather blast my feet off with a sawn off shotgun than wear flip flops or Sandals.
T "
Great shout |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Flip flops on slim Women look 'ok...ish' but on overweight females they are hideous (It's A LOT worse when their gnarly trotters are all flaky and twisted)
Men that wear them to go to the supermarket are either gay (nothing wrong with that)or have very little self respect or dignity (something very wrong with that lol)
Personally I would rather blast my feet off with a sawn off shotgun than wear flip flops or Sandals.
T
Great shout"
And then what would you wear? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".....we can't see anything wrong with flip flop ...... and considering our veri's I think we've done ok....(tongue caught in cheek) lol
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I was expecting to see naughty photos with flip flops #dissapointed |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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".....we can't see anything wrong with flip flop ...... and considering our veri's I think we've done ok....(tongue caught in cheek) lol
I was expecting to see naughty photos with flip flops #dissapointed "
Go on, be the first to post a picture showing how to fuck a flip flop.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Flip flops on slim Women look 'ok...ish' but on overweight females they are hideous (It's A LOT worse when their gnarly trotters are all flaky and twisted)
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So I'm overweight and most certainly do not have "gnarly trotters", you can verify that with the lady that does my monthly pedicures & bi weekly interim file & polishes. Can you explain how size has any bearing on the state of someone's feet? |
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So what about an overweight female, in a wheelchair, wearing flip flops count as? Oh and I love ballet pumps too and converse. What's your opinion on me OP?
Please be truthful, I have a thick skin (pun intended), so fire away your insults |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So what about an overweight female, in a wheelchair, wearing flip flops count as? Oh and I love ballet pumps too and converse. What's your opinion on me OP?
Please be truthful, I have a thick skin (pun intended), so fire away your insults "
That would count as someone who gives a fuck... When they really shouldn't... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ha ha ha love the fact that soooo many men are getting this worked up about footwear. As I'm from Cornwall I grew up in flip flops so love them. The people who looked dodgy are the ones in sandals and socks.....sandals...and...socks wtf. And people who wear trainers all the time to anyplace...what/who are they running from ha ha! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Ha ha ha love the fact that soooo many men are getting this worked up about footwear. As I'm from Cornwall I grew up in flip flops so love them. The people who looked dodgy are the ones in sandals and socks.....sandals...and...socks wtf. And people who wear trainers all the time to anyplace...what/who are they running from ha ha!"
I did see a nice pair of Haciendas this week but decided that £22 for flip flops is too much.
Sandals and socks seems to be a trend with some women this summer. I keep seeing young women on the tube sporting little white socks with their sandals.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ha ha ha love the fact that soooo many men are getting this worked up about footwear. As I'm from Cornwall I grew up in flip flops so love them. The people who looked dodgy are the ones in sandals and socks.....sandals...and...socks wtf. And people who wear trainers all the time to anyplace...what/who are they running from ha ha!"
I wear flip flops most of the time. So much easier on a sunny day |
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"Ha ha ha love the fact that soooo many men are getting this worked up about footwear. As I'm from Cornwall I grew up in flip flops so love them. The people who looked dodgy are the ones in sandals and socks.....sandals...and...socks wtf. And people who wear trainers all the time to anyplace...what/who are they running from ha ha!"
And it's so much easier to keep them on when you have six toes on each foot. |
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"Ha ha ha love the fact that soooo many men are getting this worked up about footwear. As I'm from Cornwall I grew up in flip flops so love them. The people who looked dodgy are the ones in sandals and socks.....sandals...and...socks wtf. And people who wear trainers all the time to anyplace...what/who are they running from ha ha!
And it's so much easier to keep them on when you have six toes on each foot. "
Ouch |
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"Ha ha ha love the fact that soooo many men are getting this worked up about footwear. As I'm from Cornwall I grew up in flip flops so love them. The people who looked dodgy are the ones in sandals and socks.....sandals...and...socks wtf. And people who wear trainers all the time to anyplace...what/who are they running from ha ha!
And it's so much easier to keep them on when you have six toes on each foot. "
Ahhh you suffer from the same thing it's not just us in the Westcountry then! How do you cope with the extra nipples or have you not developed those? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Men should never wear flip flops men should never wear ballet pumps too"
I think if a man has good feet and legs can look fab on holiday with brown legs and shorts .. x
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Men should never wear flip flops men should never wear ballet pumps tooI think if a man has good feet and legs can look fab on holiday with brown legs and shorts .. x"
We can look pretty ok in high heels too |
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"Men should never wear flip flops men should never wear ballet pumps tooI think if a man has good feet and legs can look fab on holiday with brown legs and shorts .. x
We can look pretty ok in high heels too "
yes I am sure you can look good in heels . But I do fine some men really sexy in flip flops too . xx |
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"Men should never wear flip flops men should never wear ballet pumps tooI think if a man has good feet and legs can look fab on holiday with brown legs and shorts .. x
We can look pretty ok in high heels too yes I am sure you can look good in heels . But I do fine some men really sexy in flip flops too . xx"
better wear my flip flops next time I get to Norwich lol |
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"Men should never wear flip flops men should never wear ballet pumps tooI think if a man has good feet and legs can look fab on holiday with brown legs and shorts .. x
We can look pretty ok in high heels too yes I am sure you can look good in heels . But I do fine some men really sexy in flip flops too . xx"
Lol. I wear my flip flops with an ankle chain. |
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When you have broken your ankle and didnt have it set properly and then broken two toes again and multiple sprains and tendon damage to your foot sometimes all you can get on is flip flops due to how badly swollen the foot it |
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"When you have broken your ankle and didnt have it set properly and then broken two toes again and multiple sprains and tendon damage to your foot sometimes all you can get on is flip flops due to how badly swollen the foot it"
Uh huh...totally! |
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(M) Wear them all year round when in chillax mode, tend not to go out in them in the snow as your feet turn a lovely shade of blue.
If the footwear police wanna get on their high horse.. crack on.... you`re obviously getting me confused with someone thats bothered |
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By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago
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"RESURRECTION THREAD: ....
Booooyaaaaa, not many wearing them now eh!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
Nope, Tis the season for cheap trodden down 'ugg' boots "
Oh the dread! Glad you have mentioned that! Roll up, roll up! Time for slush soaked Uggs and toes that are eating tarmac anyway |
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