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Im off to B&Q to buy something cool so what tool should every man have?
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No man can claim to be a man without a tool box....it can be empty but just as long as when a mate comes round and can see you have a toolbox, they won't think they will catch the ghey from you...  |
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"No man can claim to be a man without a tool box....it can be empty but just as long as when a mate comes round and can see you have a toolbox, they won't think they will catch the ghey from you... "
What happens if you have four tool boxes but still like cock? |
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"No man can claim to be a man without a tool box....it can be empty but just as long as when a mate comes round and can see you have a toolbox, they won't think they will catch the ghey from you...
What happens if you have four tool boxes but still like cock?"
You're in denial perhaps |
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"No man can claim to be a man without a tool box....it can be empty but just as long as when a mate comes round and can see you have a toolbox, they won't think they will catch the ghey from you...
What happens if you have four tool boxes but still like cock?
You're in denial perhaps "
Our just really into Repairman role play. |
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"No man can claim to be a man without a tool box....it can be empty but just as long as when a mate comes round and can see you have a toolbox, they won't think they will catch the ghey from you...
What happens if you have four tool boxes but still like cock?"
That's fine, as long as you don't hit on your mate, unless he's wearing a hard hat and then he's asking for it  |
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over a year ago
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Drain rods. Your not a proper geezer unless you got a set.
Example.
Neighbour damn my drains blocked going to cost me a fortune to get sorted.
You
Wait it's ok I will just grab my drain rods from shed.
Neighbour.
Brilliant and after I will suck you off (after a shower of course)
See! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Last time I went to B&Q I bought one of them attachments for my drill that you use for mixing plaster or cement.
I'm not planning on doing any plastering or cementing but I thought it looked like something a bloke should have.
When I got home I put it on the table and Kate said "Ok, why didn't you just say you didn't like lumpy custard?"  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
I need a bigger step ladder. The one I relocated from a firm I was being made redundant from is too short and getting into my loft is a feat only trained gymnasts should perform, not fuckwits with too much Christmas wrapping paper for the usual cupboard.  |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"I ve just bought myself a grinder, no not the app!! ;-?
An angle grinder, I ve also bought several discs for cutting or grinding,
ladies if you ve a tough bikini line my grinder is available, "
Last time I used one of those, I was attempting to cut the fuel tank out of a Land Rover (just undo these 4 bolts, my arse), in shorts.
Now thats either very manly or very stupid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You only need two things in your toolbox, wd40 and duct tape.
If it doesnt move and it should then spray it with wd40 !
If it moves when it shouldnt then cover it with duct tape !
Hey presto, fixed! X
Oh. And a big hammer! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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100 piece socket set.(metric and Imperial, Whitworth too if you're old)
Spanners various.
Screwdrivers various, inc BF screwdriver
Hammer. BF hammer.
Drill/driver.
Impact driver.
Angle grinder.
Multimeter.
Pry/wrecker bars.
Pliers various inc pipe grips+mole grips.
Tray of assorted nuts/bolts/screws/washers/tape/tie wraps/rawl plugs.
Tray of assorted other useful tools/items (this may take years to fill.)
Only when you have all this in ONE massive tool box can you truly face any task and be a real man. Oh yes.
I'm off to slip into a summer dress.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ditch the car. Get a van. Once you have a van you feel a real man. Everyone else is inferior to you on the roads apart from other van drivers. They are all fellow van driving men and we can do anything.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I got something pretty manly with a plug on.
Is it made by Hitachi perchance? 
No his brother Ryobi
they're ok but their big cousin Makita is stronger and lasts longer.."
yeah until the german uncle metabo shows up and teaches them all a lesson in build quality and reliability |
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over a year ago
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Electric screwdriver with every imaginable head.
Hammers, claw, ballpein and lump.
Saws, wood, tenon, hack and junior hack.
Chisels, wood and stone.
Pliers, various heads.
Stilsons, 6, 12 and 18 inch.
Adjustable spanner, 6, 12 and 18 inch.
Multimeter.
Soldering iron.
Blowtorch.
Electrical tape.
Denso tape.
Vice.
You might want a shed as well. |
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"Well I got something pretty manly with a plug on.
Is it made by Hitachi perchance?
No his brother Ryobi
they're ok but their big cousin Makita is stronger and lasts longer..
yeah until the german uncle metabo shows up and teaches them all a lesson in build quality and reliability "
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They look cool, sound horrendous and are very manly 
