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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Gadzooks, I missed this. It came in whilst I was having a nod this afternoon and got filed in the intray of the department for Swiss Naval Claims, here at Titz Towers.
I would need more details, to know how you came to be on your hands and knees, as a lot of people on here are quite happy to have a lady in that position and you may for foul of the public services sub-clause  |
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"Gadzooks, I missed this. It came in whilst I was having a nod this afternoon and got filed in the intray of the department for Swiss Naval Claims, here at Titz Towers.
I would need more details, to know how you came to be on your hands and knees, as a lot of people on here are quite happy to have a lady in that position and you may for foul of the public services sub-clause "
She wasn't on her hands and knees! She face planted the pavement.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Someone put a kerb in the way! I flew with the grace and elegance of an elephant! I landed with a thud and was almost rescued by a man wearing a t shirt.... On his head!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After falling flat on hands and knees in Brighton, TD has suggested that I ask you for special insurance!! "
Thought you were gonna ask him/her for a method of bouncing back up on yer feet. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"After falling flat on hands and knees in Brighton, TD has suggested that I ask you for special insurance!!
Thought you were gonna ask him/her for a method of bouncing back up on yer feet."
No I managed to climb up afterwards, and then hobbled into a nearby restaurant. They don't call me Minxie's protege for nothing!!! |
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"Someone put a kerb in the way! I flew with the grace and elegance of an elephant! I landed with a thud and was almost rescued by a man wearing a t shirt.... On his head!
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It being Brighton he has serious abs and a cracking tan and very sweetly tried to assist her as she prayed really hard for the ground to swallow her up.
I was too busy checking his arse to offer her a hand up. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I want to Tina Titz special service that was provided to VV. Is that one of the premium products and I was deemed to low on the socio-economic scale to receive the sales call for that one?
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"I want to Tina Titz special service that was provided to VV. Is that one of the premium products and I was deemed to low on the socio-economic scale to receive the sales call for that one?
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Her birthday present dvd? |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Wearing 6" heels is dangerous! TD, get her some flip flops for F'sake 
Hope you're ok hun x
Bambi, I was in flats 
You said that so loud, I heard you from down here  "
I heard it up here, too. It sounds like a nasty accident |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I want to Tina Titz special service that was provided to VV. Is that one of the premium products and I was deemed to low on the socio-economic scale to receive the sales call for that one?
Her birthday present dvd? "
No, the special, personalised, search services. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone put a kerb in the way! I flew with the grace and elegance of an elephant! I landed with a thud and was almost rescued by a man wearing a t shirt.... On his head!
It being Brighton he has serious abs and a cracking tan and very sweetly tried to assist her as she prayed really hard for the ground to swallow her up.
I was too busy checking his arse to offer her a hand up. "
You can tell I was ouchied good and proper as I didn't notice the tan,abs and bum. That and I didn't have my specs on!
Wouldn't have minded him hoofing me up, mind he would have had to be a weight lifter! Hehe |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wearing 6" heels is dangerous! TD, get her some flip flops for F'sake
Hope you're ok hun x
Bambi, I was in flats
You said that so loud, I heard you from down here
I heard it up here, too. It sounds like a nasty accident "
I didn't squeal or anything, must have been earth tremors! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wearing 6" heels is dangerous! TD, get her some flip flops for F'sake
Hope you're ok hun x
Bambi, I was in flats
You said that so loud, I heard you from down here
I heard it up here, too. It sounds like a nasty accident
I didn't squeal or anything, must have been earth tremors! "
is this cos minxie has been out of chaos and bother for a while |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"I want to Tina Titz special service that was provided to VV. Is that one of the premium products and I was deemed to low on the socio-economic scale to receive the sales call for that one?
Her birthday present dvd?
No, the special, personalised, search services. "
Ah, I thought you meant a copy of Friday Night Dinner on dvd.
I've not had any word back if it were a successful search or not. I did make 6 sound suggestions, though |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Wearing 6" heels is dangerous! TD, get her some flip flops for F'sake
Hope you're ok hun x
Bambi, I was in flats
You said that so loud, I heard you from down here
I heard it up here, too. It sounds like a nasty accident
I didn't squeal or anything, must have been earth tremors!
is this cos minxie has been out of chaos and bother for a while "
She's been on a cruise and I believe still clapped in irons, as a precaution  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Wearing 6" heels is dangerous! TD, get her some flip flops for F'sake
Hope you're ok hun x
Bambi, I was in flats
You said that so loud, I heard you from down here
I heard it up here, too. It sounds like a nasty accident
I didn't squeal or anything, must have been earth tremors!
is this cos minxie has been out of chaos and bother for a while "
I'm her protege!! But I'm the one who breaks herself regularly. My bloody knee is hurting!! |
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"Someone put a kerb in the way! I flew with the grace and elegance of an elephant! I landed with a thud and was almost rescued by a man wearing a t shirt.... On his head!
It being Brighton he has serious abs and a cracking tan and very sweetly tried to assist her as she prayed really hard for the ground to swallow her up.
I was too busy checking his arse to offer her a hand up.
You can tell I was ouchied good and proper as I didn't notice the tan,abs and bum. That and I didn't have my specs on!
Wouldn't have minded him hoofing me up, mind he would have had to be a weight lifter! Hehe "
With those.guns he would have had no bother hoofing you up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Someone put a kerb in the way! I flew with the grace and elegance of an elephant! I landed with a thud and was almost rescued by a man wearing a t shirt.... On his head!
It being Brighton he has serious abs and a cracking tan and very sweetly tried to assist her as she prayed really hard for the ground to swallow her up.
I was too busy checking his arse to offer her a hand up.
You can tell I was ouchied good and proper as I didn't notice the tan,abs and bum. That and I didn't have my specs on!
Wouldn't have minded him hoofing me up, mind he would have had to be a weight lifter! Hehe
With those.guns he would have had no bother hoofing you up "
In future I will carefully take the hand of the man who's feet I have fallen at and cop a feel on the way up!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wearing 6" heels is dangerous! TD, get her some flip flops for F'sake
Hope you're ok hun x
Bambi, I was in flats
You said that so loud, I heard you from down here
I heard it up here, too. It sounds like a nasty accident
I didn't squeal or anything, must have been earth tremors!
is this cos minxie has been out of chaos and bother for a while
She's been on a cruise and I believe still clapped in irons, as a precaution "
oh gawd - man overboard i hear |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Ruby's Clause.
As Ruby is a protégé of the walking disaster that we all know and love as Minxie she needs protection from the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
Trips and Falls
Ruby is covered for any trip or fall as long as it occurs on the forum in one of the non-geographic specific rooms. This cover exists providing it occurs on an holy day in the People's Democratic Republic of Wallachia and is excluded on any other day. However, the insurable peril does extend to incidents involving cartwheeling providing she is juggling wisteria bushes at the same time.
Explosions
No extra cover for explosions of rage caused by an incautious forum post, as this is already provide by FORUM INSURANCE. However, it does include rectal explosions following a dodgy slice of toast, providing it is not buttered or flavoured in any way.
Floods
The policy covers floods, but is localised in nature to Mount Snowden, which seems quite fair. The insurance auditor has yet to rule on this, but has been sent some blackjacks by email in order to create the correct impression.
Spontaneous Human Combustion
Don't be put out to discover that this is not covered. Don't feel put out, because you won't be - instead people will realise it is BBQ weather and make the most of the chance to do tea.
Appearing on You've been Framed
This is classed as a benefit and any monies will be claimed and will go into the 'Leopard Print Fund' whose aim is to help distressed trannies with their shopping.
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Tina, I bloody love you!! I'm covered. Now, do I get a meerkat with that?
Yeah ok we have had enough tina arse kissing today thank you "
I can't say I'm aware of anyone kissing my bum - good time to do it, though as I've been in the bath - Ruby was just responding to a post I did for her. It was a lovely comment from her, not an arse kiss. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tina, I bloody love you!! I'm covered. Now, do I get a meerkat with that?
Yeah ok we have had enough tina arse kissing today thank you "
Really? Well if you don't like it you don't have to read it. I wasn't under the impression I had kissed Tina anywhere!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tina, I bloody love you!! I'm covered. Now, do I get a meerkat with that?
Yeah ok we have had enough tina arse kissing today thank you
I can't say I'm aware of anyone kissing my bum - good time to do it, though as I've been in the bath - Ruby was just responding to a post I did for her. It was a lovely comment from her, not an arse kiss."
During my time on fab I have seen a lot of Tina are kissing |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Tina, I bloody love you!! I'm covered. Now, do I get a meerkat with that?
Yeah ok we have had enough tina arse kissing today thank you "
Who has been kissing Tina's arse? Most people head for the Titz. |
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"Tina, I bloody love you!! I'm covered. Now, do I get a meerkat with that?
Yeah ok we have had enough tina arse kissing today thank you
I can't say I'm aware of anyone kissing my bum - good time to do it, though as I've been in the bath - Ruby was just responding to a post I did for her. It was a lovely comment from her, not an arse kiss.
During my time on fab I have seen a lot of Tina are kissing "
Ash, perceptions are individual but that's it..
during recent times on Fab many have seen you acting like a petulant child a lot..
of course that could just be a perception..
or..? |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Tina, I bloody love you!! I'm covered. Now, do I get a meerkat with that?
Yeah ok we have had enough tina arse kissing today thank you
I can't say I'm aware of anyone kissing my bum - good time to do it, though as I've been in the bath - Ruby was just responding to a post I did for her. It was a lovely comment from her, not an arse kiss.
During my time on fab I have seen a lot of Tina are kissing "
I've not noticed any. People have taken me as they've found me. Some seem keen on me, but they are probably pending psychiatric evaluations, others perhaps aren't. I can't lay any claim to popularity, or anything of the sort. The only prominence I have comes as a result of being on here an awful lot. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Back to meerkats. That's where we were before being interrupted. Tina I want a meerkat! Its got to be worth the bruise on my knee, because of course, Ash, this thread is all about my proof of gravity existing rather than Tina's brilliance! |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Cripes a meerkat. I did have some, but they got hijacked in transit. The night watchman who was meant to be keeping an eye on them was woken up by someone saying Seemples, but the Rozzers say they are baffled by this clue.
Would some blackjacks or fruit salads suffice? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Cripes a meerkat. I did have some, but they got hijacked in transit. The night watchman who was meant to be keeping an eye on them was woken up by someone saying Seemples, but the Rozzers say they are baffled by this clue.
Would some blackjacks or fruit salads suffice? "
Erm... Well.... I really like meerkats Tina you see. I shall have to consult TD and Minxie about whether that suffices and at least one of them is asleep. Can I get back to ya tomorrow when we've had a conflab, thus keeping the thread going!? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Sounds reasonable. I wonder if I can melt a blackjack or two into a meerkat shaped container? "
Send her one of those Haribo bears. She won't notice its not a meerkat once she realises it's a bear full of Haribo.
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"Tina, I bloody love you!! I'm covered. Now, do I get a meerkat with that?
Yeah ok we have had enough tina arse kissing today thank you
I can't say I'm aware of anyone kissing my bum - good time to do it, though as I've been in the bath - Ruby was just responding to a post I did for her. It was a lovely comment from her, not an arse kiss.
During my time on fab I have seen a lot of Tina are kissing
I've not noticed any. People have taken me as they've found me. Some seem keen on me, but they are probably pending psychiatric evaluations, others perhaps aren't. I can't lay any claim to popularity, or anything of the sort. The only prominence I have comes as a result of being on here an awful lot. "
you cheer everyone up.xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tina, I bloody love you!! I'm covered. Now, do I get a meerkat with that?
Yeah ok we have had enough tina arse kissing today thank you
I can't say I'm aware of anyone kissing my bum - good time to do it, though as I've been in the bath - Ruby was just responding to a post I did for her. It was a lovely comment from her, not an arse kiss.
During my time on fab I have seen a lot of Tina are kissing
I've not noticed any. People have taken me as they've found me. Some seem keen on me, but they are probably pending psychiatric evaluations, others perhaps aren't. I can't lay any claim to popularity, or anything of the sort. The only prominence I have comes as a result of being on here an awful lot. you cheer everyone up.xx"
Pfft |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tina, I bloody love you!! I'm covered. Now, do I get a meerkat with that?
Yeah ok we have had enough tina arse kissing today thank you
I can't say I'm aware of anyone kissing my bum - good time to do it, though as I've been in the bath - Ruby was just responding to a post I did for her. It was a lovely comment from her, not an arse kiss.
During my time on fab I have seen a lot of Tina are kissing "
To be fair Ash its not just Tina's arse that gets kissed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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To be fair Ash its not just Tina's arse that gets kissed.
I don't think mine does get kissed. "
You don't I'm quote surprised you said that but things are always more obvious when you are watching from the outside. |
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"Tina, I bloody love you!! I'm covered. Now, do I get a meerkat with that?
Yeah ok we have had enough tina arse kissing today thank you
I can't say I'm aware of anyone kissing my bum - good time to do it, though as I've been in the bath - Ruby was just responding to a post I did for her. It was a lovely comment from her, not an arse kiss.
During my time on fab I have seen a lot of Tina are kissing
Ash, perceptions are individual but that's it..
during recent times on Fab many have seen you acting like a petulant child a lot..
of course that could just be a perception..
or..?"
 A few like that. Never a nice word said by some people. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tina, I bloody love you!! I'm covered. Now, do I get a meerkat with that?
Yeah ok we have had enough tina arse kissing today thank you
I can't say I'm aware of anyone kissing my bum - good time to do it, though as I've been in the bath - Ruby was just responding to a post I did for her. It was a lovely comment from her, not an arse kiss.
During my time on fab I have seen a lot of Tina are kissing "
Its because Tina sorts out all our insurance policies for special occasions. Xx |
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