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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So this morning so far I had to contend with the worlds biggest spider in my bath

Well now I have run out of tea bags

OMG

disaster !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So this morning so far I had to contend with the worlds biggest spider in my bath

Well now I have run out of tea bags

OMG

disaster !!!"

Did you throw tea bags at the spider ?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Or was the Spider ambling off with your teabags?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or was the Spider ambling off with your teabags?

It was a big spider then, although I thought they preferred coffee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Last week my salt was filled with a next of spiders

They are taking over my house

Maybe they did take my tea bags !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Or was the Spider ambling off with your teabags?

It was a big spider then, although I thought they preferred coffee. "

It was about the size of a tea bag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tea leaf nest hmmmm

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By *luezuluMan over a year ago

Suffolk

Can't think of anything worse.

Running out of tea bags is an absolute disaster, as for the spider, well perhaps he's lonely and wants to be your friend

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"So this morning so far I had to contend with the worlds biggest spider in my bath

Well now I have run out of tea bags

OMG

disaster !!!"

Thug life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sound to me like the spiders in your house are a bunch of tea leaves

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They can fight off dry tea bags, soak them first. Or get my Mum to knit you a spider ladder

I kid you not.

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Your spider wanted tea bagging, thats kinky ,

although I watched a program about bees last night and after the male has penetrated the queen its penis explodes so violently you can hear it pop talk about going with a bang,

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

someone say tea bagging..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well now you have no option but to evacuate and come to mine where I'll make you plenty tea and even give you a couple of fingers....I have plenty of kit kats

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So this morning so far I had to contend with the worlds biggest spider in my bath

Well now I have run out of tea bags

OMG

disaster !!!"

There the signs of the apocolpyse that last is if a spiders nest appears in your salt .....

Oh wait a minute there was run for your lives all is lost the end is nigh

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

Send the spider out with a little note to buy some more tea bags.

Two birds, one stone

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well now you have no option but to evacuate and come to mine where I'll make you plenty tea and even give you a couple of fingers....I have plenty of kit kats

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

looks like u`ve got ur mouth aswell as ur hands full

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I like a nice finger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put conkers on your window ledges - that'll keep the spiders away. I can't help with the teabag situation

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Pouring boiling water on a spider does sound a bit excessive and potentially cruel.

You could try something from the garden perhaps - mint, nettle, dandelion Lavender? I'm not suggesting your garden is y, but many native plants are good for more than just composting.

Otherwise, spiders are our friends as they do help catch those pesky flies, so always worth putting outside, though perhaps away from doors and windows.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like a nice finger "

Well I you can have my fingers any day!

get yourself a cat, I haven't seen a spider at all this year, but my kitten is happy lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like a nice finger

Well I you can have my fingers any day!

get yourself a cat, I haven't seen a spider at all this year, but my kitten is happy lol"

I've got a dog she would prob be scared of it lol

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