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Jason Statham is a pro diver....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yep before he became a famous hollywood star he was a diver lol heres the proof !!
Who knew eh !!!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/commonwealth-games/28292980 |
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"What makes him a nob then
Do you know him personally?"
OK, I'll complete my post with an official disclaimer.
He's also a total nob.
The above represents my own personal opinion and is in no way intended to cause personal harm or hurt to the afforementioned balding thespian. Any similarities between my post and similar posts are purely coincidental. No animals were harmed in the typing of this post. |
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By *ipglossWoman
over a year ago
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"What makes him a nob then
Do you know him personally?
OK, I'll complete my post with an official disclaimer.
He's also a total nob.
The above represents my own personal opinion and is in no way intended to cause personal harm or hurt to the afforementioned balding thespian. Any similarities between my post and similar posts are purely coincidental. No animals were harmed in the typing of this post."
Genius! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's also a total nob"
It'll make it all the more authentic and horny then when he ties me to the bed and calls me a dirty little slut. Knob or not, he's one damn hot man. Yum! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's definitely near the top of my celebrity crush list. I feel a Transporter film night coming on !  "
I saw this thread..and guess what is on while I sort things on here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He can't act for toffee. He reminds me of Dick Van Dyke with his faux accent.
I'm always expecting him to burst into "step in time" when I see his films. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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I preferred him as a bit of a cheeky chappy in Lock Stock to the all action version. He just comes across as a poor man's Siegal, which is a poor man's Van Damme, which in turn is a poor man's Arnie. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I preferred him as a bit of a cheeky chappy in Lock Stock to the all action version. He just comes across as a poor man's Siegal, which is a poor man's Van Damme, which in turn is a poor man's Arnie. "
Which in turn is a poor mans Chuck Norris |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I preferred him as a bit of a cheeky chappy in Lock Stock to the all action version. He just comes across as a poor man's Siegal, which is a poor man's Van Damme, which in turn is a poor man's Arnie.
Which in turn is a poor mans Chuck Norris "
Fucking hell he must be skint. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You don't watch Stathams movies to see an acting masterclass, you watch Stathams movies to see bad guys get the shit kicked out of them, and possibly perve at his chiselled physique. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You don't watch Stathams movies to see an acting masterclass, you watch Stathams movies to see bad guys get the shit kicked out of them, and possibly perve at his chiselled physique."
I thought you were straight. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You don't watch Stathams movies to see an acting masterclass, you watch Stathams movies to see bad guys get the shit kicked out of them, and possibly perve at his chiselled physique."
Touché |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You don't watch Stathams movies to see an acting masterclass, you watch Stathams movies to see bad guys get the shit kicked out of them, and possibly perve at his chiselled physique.
I thought you were straight. "
That doesn't mean I can't admire a good physique. |
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"shittest yank accent ever though!
I think i missed one of his films.... Which one does he try on an American accent in? "
I think I also missed one. In which one does he play a hard man and speak in a whispery, gravelly voice ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You don't watch Stathams movies to see an acting masterclass, you watch Stathams movies to see bad guys get the shit kicked out of them, and possibly perve at his chiselled physique.
I thought you were straight.
That doesn't mean I can't admire a good physique."
Bet you give him a damn good admiring you dirty boy! |
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"I just don't get what women see in him to be honest
We all want to see his nob  is it different to everyone else's then  "
Just a little wink/dig at a previous post.
Maybe, I've not see it so can't say.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just don't get what women see in him to be honest
We all want to see his nob is it different to everyone else's then "
Yes it is he has hair round the side of it but a bald spot just above his penis.  |
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