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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Has broken my favourite cup. If anyone sees him, let me know please.

Whats he been up to in your house?

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By *itten-xxxWoman over a year ago

North West

He came into my garden and mowed my lawn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pulled the chain off my bike,the shit

I prefer Mr Tickle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Filling the bins with crisp bags!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eaten daves oreos.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"He came into my garden and mowed my lawn

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Well thats useful.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Filling the bins with crisp bags! "
Fucker!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Eaten daves oreos. "
I think that was Mrs Nobody.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eaten all the chocs un crisps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Eaten daves oreos. I think that was Mrs Nobody.

yep cos when kids were asked it wasnt them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stuck a pile of bats in my gym that now stare at me ominously.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

" Stuck a pile of bats in my gym that now stare at me ominously. "
Thats going too far.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

He tends to nibble the ends of French sticks but strangely he's not such a frequent visitor since callum left home

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

Keeps tripping the light fuse !

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By *awty MaxWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

He has programmed a bunch of TV series I don't wanna watch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Messed up my room

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He came into my garden and mowed my lawn

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hope he comes to check my bush out and cut my grass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He came into my garden and mowed my lawn

Well thats useful.

Can he come and do mine please? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

he drank that bottle of wine that I had left....bastard!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He has just d*unk my bottle of red wine

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"he drank that bottle of wine that I had left....bastard!"
Was it left over from your birthday? Fucker!!!'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"he drank that bottle of wine that I had left....bastard!"
snap . The same bastud guy I bet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He has just d*unk my bottle of red wine

he must be well pissed by now!!!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Scattered dust on every surface that you notice when the sun shines in the window

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By *ackandkateCouple over a year ago

Truro

He chipped our new shower base.

Found out that he must be one of my boys though.

Who'd have thought it though? Mr Nobody is offspring of Jack and Kate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He has just d*unk my bottle of red wine

he must be well pissed by now!!!

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oh he flucking is . Hic hic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has broken my favourite cup. If anyone sees him, let me know please.

Whats he been up to in your house?

Favourite cup? Have you joined the WI as well?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He keeps using the last bit of loo roll and not changing it

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

He has emptied the bottle of Pimms - I haven't possibly d*unk it all!

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He has emptied the bottle of Pimms - I haven't possibly d*unk it all!

Nor have I... It was definitely Mr Nobody... *hic*

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Has broken my favourite cup. If anyone sees him, let me know please.

Whats he been up to in your house?

Favourite cup? Have you joined the WI as well?

"
I have been a member for three years.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's gone and drank, all the bloody beer and snaffled the pork scratchings... So mr somebody has skipped to the shop!

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By *atcherofmyballsMan over a year ago

hereford

The bastard won't do the washing up, no matter how long I leave it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Started a new cucumber before the old one was finished and cut yhe iceberg lettuce wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He went shopping and put strawberry cheesecake in my fridge.. And not only that he put a big sign on it saying eat me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He keeps ringing my phone and hangs up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He went shopping and put strawberry cheesecake in my fridge.. And not only that he put a big sign on it saying eat me

Oh my goodness i like your Mr Nobody

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

" Stuck a pile of bats in my gym that now stare at me ominously. "

I thought bats went in the belfry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has broken my favourite cup. If anyone sees him, let me know please.

Whats he been up to in your house?

Favourite cup? Have you joined the WI as well?

I have been a member for three years.

That wouldnt surprise me. Have you done a lecture on cloggs and the benefit of sensible footwear... before breaking in to a verse of Jerusalem

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By *omMLMan over a year ago

The Centre of the Universe

He's been and used my shower and not cleaned up. The dirty little bugger.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sneaky bugger ate all the chorizo that I was planning on using for tea tonight....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He went shopping and put strawberry cheesecake in my fridge.. And not only that he put a big sign on it saying eat me

Oh my goodness i like your Mr Nobody

But I'm on a diet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has broken my favourite cup. If anyone sees him, let me know please.

Whats he been up to in your house?

Mailing cock pics.

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By *xpresMan over a year ago

Elland

The fucker put my wallet in the fridge..

i mean why the bloody fridge, i thought id lost it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The fucker put my wallet in the fridge..

i mean why the bloody fridge, i thought id lost it"

He's done the same with my car keys on many occasions! Although it could quite easily have been Mr Tequila too....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well my children both had sweets in a bowl last night . Strangely my daughters bowl is empty

But my sons bowl is full to the brim .

I think "mr nobody" has been up to something

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