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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Feeling a bit pants after not being well over weekend
Any one care to cheer me up ? "
I'm sorry but I probably couldn't cheer you up right now, however I have just had a peek of your pics and they've cheered me up no end!
Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Feeling a bit pants after not being well over weekend
Any one care to cheer me up ?
I'm sorry but I probably couldn't cheer you up right now, however I have just had a peek of your pics and they've cheered me up no end!
Xx"
Lol! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Heres to better times ahead!  Can I lend you my halo to lift your spirits... Although that said the plumage on your wings is better than mine xx"
Ha ha mine slips sometimes so I think maybe I need a new one x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In my best singing voice which is terrible.
Hey, what's wrong with you
You're looking kinda down to me
'Cos things ain't getting over
Listen to what I say
Got to turn around
Got to turn around |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"In my best singing voice which is terrible.
Hey, what's wrong with you
You're looking kinda down to me
'Cos things ain't getting over
Listen to what I say
Got to turn around
Got to turn around"
Love that toon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Feeling a bit pants after not being well over weekend
Any one care to cheer me up ?
I'm sorry but I probably couldn't cheer you up right now, however I have just had a peek of your pics and they've cheered me up no end!
Xx
Lol!"
I'd send you a wink but sadly I am outside of your age parameters xx  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Picture your best friend hearing a knock at the front door, goes to open it and two monkeys on unicycles ride into her house and she has to spend the next 5 minutes chasing them about before they leave via the backdoor, one with a bath towel wrapped round his head, the other with the telly remote brandished aloft. When she phones the police to complain, they tell her to take more water with it next time.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Picture your best friend hearing a knock at the front door, goes to open it and two monkeys on unicycles ride into her house and she has to spend the next 5 minutes chasing them about before they leave via the backdoor, one with a bath towel wrapped round his head, the other with the telly remote brandished aloft. When she phones the police to complain, they tell her to take more water with it next time. "
Ha ha !!
My doctor asked me if I had taken anything excited I kinda wish I had now lol !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would be happy yo Take your frown n turn it upside down.
If you were nearer I would be happy to turn you upside down too (as long as it didn't make you feel sick again) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I would be happy yo Take your frown n turn it upside down.
If you were nearer I would be happy to turn you upside down too (as long as it didn't make you feel sick again)"
Ha ha it might |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
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You can feel in my pants any day love.
I'd advise those in the ironing pile.
Do you iron your pants "
Guy goes to get a clean pair of undies from his drawer, as hes putting them on he notices some White powder on the front of them,
He shouts to his wife "oi ,! why the fuck have you put talc on my boxers!!"
She shouts back " its not talc you twat, !! Its miracle grow,!!" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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You can feel in my pants any day love.
I'd advise those in the ironing pile.
Do you iron your pants
Guy goes to get a clean pair of undies from his drawer, as hes putting them on he notices some White powder on the front of them,
He shouts to his wife "oi ,! why the fuck have you put talc on my boxers!!"
She shouts back " its not talc you twat, !! Its miracle grow,!!" "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can feel in my pants any day love.
I'd advise those in the ironing pile.
Do you iron your pants "
Oh aye, gotta get some stiffness in there somehow. |
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