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By *himan OP Man
over a year ago
chichester |
Think its that time again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think its that time again "
Chiman
Sick of that bloody towel!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think its that time again "
your towels an orrible colour 
Gimp |
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By *himan OP Man
over a year ago
chichester |
Oi leave my towels out of this lol  |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi leave my towels out of this lol "
Yeh, leave his towels alone - that's the least of his problems. |
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"Oi leave my towels out of this lol
Yeh, leave his towels alone - that's the least of his problems."
Secret Member of the Rebel Alliance  |
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"Oi leave my towels out of this lol
Yeh, leave his towels alone - that's the least of his problems.
Secret Member of the Rebel Alliance "
he's a shit shag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi leave my towels out of this lol
Yeh, leave his towels alone - that's the least of his problems.
Secret Member of the Rebel Alliance he's a shit shag "
Ball crusher |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi leave my towels out of this lol
Yeh, leave his towels alone - that's the least of his problems.
Secret Member of the Rebel Alliance he's a shit shag "
Cant read maps for toffee
Gimp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi leave my towels out of this lol
Yeh, leave his towels alone - that's the least of his problems.
Secret Member of the Rebel Alliance he's a shit shag
Ball crusher"
You're old, fat and smell of BO |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi leave my towels out of this lol
Yeh, leave his towels alone - that's the least of his problems.
Secret Member of the Rebel Alliance he's a shit shag
Ball crusher"
He lives in the wrong part of the country |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi leave my towels out of this lol
Yeh, leave his towels alone - that's the least of his problems.
Secret Member of the Rebel Alliance he's a shit shag
Ball crusher
He lives in the wrong part of the country "
im guessing Welsh isn't an insult?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi leave my towels out of this lol
Yeh, leave his towels alone - that's the least of his problems.
Secret Member of the Rebel Alliance he's a shit shag
Ball crusher
He lives in the wrong part of the country
im guessing Welsh isn't an insult? "
I'm not Welsh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi leave my towels out of this lol
Yeh, leave his towels alone - that's the least of his problems.
Secret Member of the Rebel Alliance he's a shit shag
Ball crusher
He lives in the wrong part of the country
im guessing Welsh isn't an insult?
I'm not Welsh "
Then maybe it is....ducks and runs for cover |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi leave my towels out of this lol
Yeh, leave his towels alone - that's the least of his problems.
Secret Member of the Rebel Alliance he's a shit shag
Ball crusher
He lives in the wrong part of the country
im guessing Welsh isn't an insult?
I'm not Welsh
Then maybe it is....ducks and runs for cover "
Change that vest Riley!
Sheesh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi leave my towels out of this lol
Yeh, leave his towels alone - that's the least of his problems.
Secret Member of the Rebel Alliance he's a shit shag
Ball crusher
He lives in the wrong part of the country
im guessing Welsh isn't an insult?
I'm not Welsh
Then maybe it is....ducks and runs for cover "
Grows facial hair very fast  |
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Steals tea towels and makes dresses out of them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has a pee on the bed to leave his mark!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has a pee on the bed to leave his mark!!"
smells of cheese |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has a pee on the bed to leave his mark!!
smells of cheese"
Do you look that bad you have to be in the dark |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi leave my towels out of this lol
Yeh, leave his towels alone - that's the least of his problems.
Secret Member of the Rebel Alliance he's a shit shag
Ball crusher
He lives in the wrong part of the country
im guessing Welsh isn't an insult?
I'm not Welsh
Then maybe it is....ducks and runs for cover
Change that vest Riley!
Sheesh!"
Reynolds and Selleck called, they'd like their tashes back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Riley Cooper smells of Castrol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Milk Tray advert |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Milk Tray advert"
Is used to that pose as she gets arrested all the time |
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"Milk Tray advert
Is used to that pose as she gets arrested all the time "
Your Mother was a hamster and your Father smelt of elderberries.
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
NonconformistlikeU - at school he wanted to become an ice cream man in the erroneous belief that 99 was the new 69. However, he failed at all of his exams and left school with nothing to show for his efforts and due to this, was picked up by the Tory party becoming the extremely successful Member of Parliament for Chorley East.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Used to write books for 'mills and boon'. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Reads books by Mills and Boon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That's where I get my best chat up lines. Lol |
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how can you be so ugly with only one head!. xxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"how can you be so ugly with only one head!. xxxxxx "
two cheeky by far |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"how can you be so ugly with only one head!. xxxxxx "
Because I'm the size of 2 people.
But you could do with some charm lessons. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"how can you be so ugly with only one head!. xxxxxx
Because I'm the size of 2 people.
But you could do with some charm lessons. Lol"
Now, you listen here: 'e's not the Real Trooper, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Ethereal - The Man in Black - he is just fresh from Folsom Prison where he was singing to the inmates with his Country and Western Show. He thinks he's a Wanted Man, but needs to Get Rhythm, before he finds a Darling Companion. However, he did once meet a Boy named Sue and ended up with a Ring of Fire. |
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His make colour is ... blend of Nutella |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ethereal - The Man in Black - he is just fresh from Folsom Prison where he was singing to the inmates with his Country and Western Show. He thinks he's a Wanted Man, but needs to Get Rhythm, before he finds a Darling Companion. However, he did once meet a Boy named Sue and ended up with a Ring of Fire. "
Sorry can't look at your face here that will be enough to throw up a weeks worth of dinner! Oh I'm sick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I cant insult anyone, i'm nice like that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Damn you for being so young!! |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Welsh Rarebit - she has 2 holiday homes, both in Surrey. |
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Every time he glams up, 2 roubdabouts go missing from Mansfield's gyratory. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Chiman - couldn't insult his way out of a locked gimp suit with a weak insult like 'fuckwit', but is forgiven as he has had a trying day packing fudge at the factory. Dinner break will never be the same there again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tinatitz - 43 pics and the only decent one is the one I photobombed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What's a lovely lady doing with a knob head like that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Deck chair attendant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fist face!!! "
I've tried, but it's no good. I can't think of anything insulting about you.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fist face!!!
I've tried, but it's no good. I can't think of anything insulting about you.
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What a wimp
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fist face!!!
I've tried, but it's no good. I can't think of anything insulting about you.
What a wimp
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Couldn't get a shag in a brothel
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fist face!!!
I've tried, but it's no good. I can't think of anything insulting about you.
What a wimp
Couldn't get a shag in a brothel
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Shitty arse crack |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fat spotty arse  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fat spotty arse "
Has a red end to his thumb!! |
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Ethereal`s real name is just Ethel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sandybeach has pssflaps that put a Lancaster bombers bomb doors to shame  |
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over a year ago
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"Sandybeach has pssflaps that put a Lancaster bombers bomb doors to shame "
But they keep ya ears warm at night  |
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"Dog breath "
Prefers his towels in a gorgeous shade of pink |
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By *himan OP Man
over a year ago
chichester |
"Dog breath
Prefers his towels in a gorgeous shade of pink "
oo get er lol |
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"Dog breath
Prefers his towels in a gorgeous shade of pink oo get er lol"
Does a terrible Frankie Howard impression |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sandybeach is more pebbles than sand. |
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By *himan OP Man
over a year ago
chichester |
"Sandybeach is more pebbles than sand."
big pebbles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You bumder. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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needs several lollipop sticks to keep it erect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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appears in low budget horror movies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"appears in low budget horror movies"
Ugly and very fat. (Far from it really xxx) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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has a giant penis tattoed on his back |
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Your man above is shite at hanging shelves |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Kilbill - Once spent 4 hours in Ikea - BY CHOICE. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Welsh corgi breeder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Welsh corgi breeder"
Never gives anything away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Photo booth receptionist |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
His fist always smells of fish, so to disguise the smell he keeps a donut on his thumb |
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"His fist always smells of fish, so to disguise the smell he keeps a donut on his thumb"
You have a woman's bottom my lady, ill wager that sweet round pair of peaches has never been forced twixt two splintered planks to plug a leak and save a ship |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Worships hydrangeas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Likes wanking so much he drew faces on Pamela's sisters |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Likes wanking so much he drew faces on Pamela's sisters "
Has a VIP card for the GUM clinic... |
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"Ethereal`s real name is just Ethel "
He should have been chritened Ethelred, but the vicar wasn't ready. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is so repulsive he has to turn the light out for photos. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is so repulsive he has to turn the light out for photos."
Has just finished urinating in that basin, at his mum's house... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Smells that bad he'd knock a fly of a bucket of shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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too much hair |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Small cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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shit bathroom  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"shit bathroom "
Salad dodger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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saggy tit |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
MidWiltsGuy - Thinks Halloween is what you say when you walk into the loo and someone is using the urinal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"MidWiltsGuy - Thinks Halloween is what you say when you walk into the loo and someone is using the urinal. "
Such a Diva |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"MidWiltsGuy - Thinks Halloween is what you say when you walk into the loo and someone is using the urinal.
Such a Diva"
Crafty - can't read - the aim is to insult on compliment. Honestly, schooling isn't what it used to be. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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huge clit |
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Was once on the Jeremy Kyle show... And I don't mean in the audience |
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Was once on the Jeremy Kyle show... And I don't mean in the audience |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I literally have tshirts older than you !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cooks chips in a monastery |
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By *himan OP Man
over a year ago
chichester |
Hung like a pony .....yeah my little pony |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your whites are off white... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Birkenhead - enough said. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thank goodness for distance lol.. |
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She is eating a Panasonic Balti.....madras hot, which is on a table naan.
And loving it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No new winks....hmm, says it all!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No new winks....hmm, says it all!!! "
Farmer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Squats in a library |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Squats in a library"
Loves his hand a bit too much |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Twat |
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Is most frequantaly found hanging around gay bars singing for his supper. Has not mastered the tambourine after seventeen years of supposed practice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Derby are shit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is most frequantaly found hanging around gay bars singing for his supper. Has not mastered the tambourine after seventeen years of supposed practice "
Do you no me |
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By *0JOMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Iggle piggles stunt double |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Big bum "
Cheap stockings |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
God's Grace - got thrown out of the Catholic Church for being too much of a deviant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The biatch has bigger titz than me!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I no longer respect your further existence on this planet! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Crazy nuts crazy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Peanutnutter. |
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Outside the house party.....never allowed in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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you smell of wee and your mom dresses you funny!..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberry's |
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He likes to play with his yoyo at the weekends |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"He likes to play with his yoyo at the weekends "
That's nothing - she can do tricks with a yoyo that would put sticky Vicky to shame. On a side note, she is barred from the Mercian Conkers Tournament, too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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cocksucker
oh hang on, that's a complement around here isn't it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No, I wont :p |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No, I wont :p"
drown u bugger drown |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No, I wont :p
drown u bugger drown"
Would be easier with the size of those things weighing me down  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No, I wont :p
drown u bugger drown"
looks like you just farted in that bath ;o) |
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Are you a thespian? Because the curtain has come down by the looks of it! |
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"Are you a thespian? Because the curtain has come down by the looks of it! "
kiss cuddle and fuck twice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you a thespian? Because the curtain has come down by the looks of it! kiss cuddle and fuck twice"
isn't clever enough to post in the correct thread ;o) |
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"Are you a thespian? Because the curtain has come down by the looks of it! kiss cuddle and fuck twice
isn't clever enough to post in the correct thread ;o)"
Yeah hop it shorty  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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smart arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chicken shit |
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By *ilfloversCouple (MM)
over a year ago
north west |
Talking of dead woods.... oright fire starter |
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over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 24/07/14 21:42:47]
Chicken shit "
It was actually in insult in your direction, but someone slipped in before me.
And it's 'Mr chicken shit' to you. |
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Works down a coalmine and considers a fish supper a luxury |
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"Works down a coalmine and considers a fish supper a luxury "
is that a beard or are you acting a goat?
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"Works down a coalmine and considers a fish supper a luxury is that a beard or are you acting a goat?"
Nah. I'm just a sheepshagger |
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Looks like Gary Glitters wardrobe consultant |
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"Fat arse"
are you trying to grow that?
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over a year ago
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"Fat arseare you trying to grow that?"
small hands.... |
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"Fat arseare you trying to grow that?
small hands...."
jealousy gets you nowhere. My hands are actually massive. |
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"Fat arseare you trying to grow that?
small hands....jealousy gets you nowhere. My hands are actually massive. "
Yeah and you bought that cock online! FAKE.. |
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over a year ago
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Cnt even deep thoart |
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seen bigger tits on my jack russel. |
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over a year ago
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Your stripey pillow case is an aesthetic assault to my eyes :p |
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my fur coat has less hair than you! |
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over a year ago
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You could do with a new sofa - that one's awful.
Nice arse though. |
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over a year ago
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"You could do with a new sofa - that one's awful.
Nice arse though."
needs a new suit |
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not bad looking, shame you only have one eye! |
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"You could do with a new sofa - that one's awful.
Nice arse though.needs a new suit"
rides CBR jap crap!. xxx |
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"not bad looking, shame you only have one eye! "
sexy bum but what a horrible settee. |
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seen a bigger cock on a new born baby! |
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over a year ago
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"You could do with a new sofa - that one's awful.
Nice arse though.needs a new suit
rides CBR jap crap!. xxx"
thought she was giving a blowjob and didn't realise hubby had moved after blindfolding her |
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"You could do with a new sofa - that one's awful.
Nice arse though.needs a new suit
rides CBR jap crap!. xxx
thought she was giving a blowjob and didn't realise hubby had moved after blindfolding her "
Is that a plastic toy motorbike? Doesn't look very real. |
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"You could do with a new sofa - that one's awful.
Nice arse though.needs a new suit
rides CBR jap crap!. xxx
thought she was giving a blowjob and didn't realise hubby had moved after blindfolding her
Is that a plastic toy motorbike? Doesn't look very real. "
Is that a plastic cock? Doesn't look very real :p |
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eaten a rabbit and left half of it on your chin! |
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"eaten a rabbit and left half of it on your chin! "
Why have you no tit pics? |
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because admin won't let me steal your pic! |
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"because admin won't let me steal your pic! "
Ha ha, have you not got tits of your own? |
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