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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get told all of those things in the two opening posts...water off a ducks back 
Try, you live next door to me and your farts stink  "
Yep that too. Still too thick skinned to let it bother me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't you dare say my CD collection is rubbish...
I was going to say! Telling a bloke his music taste is crap is light blue touchpaper material. "
Nah you can do that to me too. Learnt not to get bothered by that from my parents telling me to turn that rubbish down as a teenager |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Don't you dare say my CD collection is rubbish...
I was going to say! Telling a bloke his music taste is crap is light blue touchpaper material.
Nah you can do that to me too. Learnt not to get bothered by that from my parents telling me to turn that rubbish down as a teenager "
You must be a very laid back guy then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't you dare say my CD collection is rubbish...
I was going to say! Telling a bloke his music taste is crap is light blue touchpaper material.
Nah you can do that to me too. Learnt not to get bothered by that from my parents telling me to turn that rubbish down as a teenager
You must be a very laid back guy then."
Some things can push my buttons byt they've not been mentioned yet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You mean Cliff Richard is not the in thing to be listening too? And I'll have to get rid of my Zig and Zag album? "
Keep Zig and Zag but Cliff has to go. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't you dare say my CD collection is rubbish...
I was going to say! Telling a bloke his music taste is crap is light blue touchpaper material.
Nah you can do that to me too. Learnt not to get bothered by that from my parents telling me to turn that rubbish down as a teenager
You must be a very laid back guy then.
Some things can push my buttons byt they've not been mentioned yet "
You're not really a witch doctor so ner. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You mean Cliff Richard is not the in thing to be listening too? And I'll have to get rid of my Zig and Zag album?
Keep Zig and Zag but Cliff has to go. "
What about the sound track to Bill and Teds Excellent adventure? hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't you dare say my CD collection is rubbish...
I was going to say! Telling a bloke his music taste is crap is light blue touchpaper material.
Nah you can do that to me too. Learnt not to get bothered by that from my parents telling me to turn that rubbish down as a teenager
You must be a very laid back guy then.
Some things can push my buttons byt they've not been mentioned yet
You're not really a witch doctor so ner. "
Snake oil salesman me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You mean Cliff Richard is not the in thing to be listening too? And I'll have to get rid of my Zig and Zag album?
Keep Zig and Zag but Cliff has to go.
What about the sound track to Bill and Teds Excellent adventure? hehe"
No. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You mean Cliff Richard is not the in thing to be listening too? And I'll have to get rid of my Zig and Zag album?
Keep Zig and Zag but Cliff has to go.
What about the sound track to Bill and Teds Excellent adventure? hehe
No."
Okay but Kylie has to stop... haha |
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"I get told all of those things in the two opening posts...water off a ducks back
Try, you live next door to me and your farts stink
Yep that too. Still too thick skinned to let it bother me "
*crosses out Cloud Cuckoo Land, population 1 and paints population 2 (in red paint of course on a dodgy handmade wooden sign on the outskirts of town).
Welcome to Hell bro  |
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"I get told all of those things in the two opening posts...water off a ducks back
Try, you live next door to me and your farts stink "
Hah, no problew living door to someone's who smells...when they are loud and wet though....yuck, especially at 4 a.m ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You mean Cliff Richard is not the in thing to be listening too? And I'll have to get rid of my Zig and Zag album?
Keep Zig and Zag but Cliff has to go.
What about the sound track to Bill and Teds Excellent adventure? hehe
No.
Okay but Kylie has to stop... haha"
My god man how do you manage to get laid?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some bloke messaged me the other day and i asked for a pic. He looked a good 10 years older than his stated age and i told him. He was not very amused. I thought it was hilarious...although im not known for my tact  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get told all of those things in the two opening posts...water off a ducks back
Try, you live next door to me and your farts stink
Yep that too. Still too thick skinned to let it bother me
*crosses out Cloud Cuckoo Land, population 1 and paints population 2 (in red paint of course on a dodgy handmade wooden sign on the outskirts of town).
Welcome to Hell bro "
Hell ain't a bad place to be
Thanks for the welcome |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I told a friend he is vain this week. Apparently that is worse than saying he's a bad shag.
Funny what pushes people's buttons  "
Telling him he looks like Sam Allardyce didn't go down well either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I told a friend he is vain this week. Apparently that is worse than saying he's a bad shag.
Funny what pushes people's buttons
Telling him he looks like Sam Allardyce didn't go down well either. "
Vain and looks like Sam Allardyce that's almost oxymoronic 
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I told a friend he is vain this week. Apparently that is worse than saying he's a bad shag.
Funny what pushes people's buttons
Telling him he looks like Sam Allardyce didn't go down well either.
Vain and looks like Sam Allardyce that's almost oxymoronic
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He might have biffed me on the nose if I'd called him an oxymoron too.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I told a friend he is vain this week. Apparently that is worse than saying he's a bad shag.
Funny what pushes people's buttons
Telling him he looks like Sam Allardyce didn't go down well either.
Vain and looks like Sam Allardyce that's almost oxymoronic
He might have biffed me on the nose if I'd called him an oxymoron too.
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Yep Sam Allardyce wouldn't understand a word like that either
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Welcome to Hell bro
Hell ain't a bad place to be
Thanks for the welcome
With an avatar like that, where have you been all of my life  "
Fook I've pulled  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is something worse than telling a guy he has a small cock. Its telling them their a crap driver
Wooo...that's below the belt madam."
As is the small penis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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my ex was a shit shag - if only id known some good sex before id met him -  is one thing that makes me smile about him - hah id scare him outta the bedroom now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is something worse than telling a guy he has a small cock. Its telling them their a crap driver "
How about an ugly crap driver with a small cock. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is something worse than telling a guy he has a small cock. Its telling them their a crap driver
How about an ugly crap driver with a small cock. "
no hope lol
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