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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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...smelliest farts?
This evening I had a homemade spaghetti bolognese with nectarine crumble and ice cream dessert. I can honestly say no sooner had I finished that I let out a ripsnorting very smelly fart. I had to fumigate the room and open the windows.
It got me to thinking what food, meals etc give you the smelliest and noisiest farts?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Usually the normal things like Brussels and stuffing.
I did an amazing fart last week. It didn't smell but it went on forever
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Forever.. so it's still going now?
What caused this record breaking fart? |
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"Usually the normal things like Brussels and stuffing.
I did an amazing fart last week. It didn't smell but it went on forever
Forever.. so it's still going now?
What caused this record breaking fart? "
I don't know, but I was at it all night they where solo long lol.
Wonder how long the longest fart has been
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Brussels sprouts, cauliflower and cabbage.
Enough said.
Missed out the icing on the flatulence cake...MUSHY PEAS  "
That reminds me I often wonder if different foods change the colour of the gas. Mushy peas I imagine give a green pea soup foggy gas |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Usually the normal things like Brussels and stuffing.
I did an amazing fart last week. It didn't smell but it went on forever
Forever.. so it's still going now?
What caused this record breaking fart? I don't know, but I was at it all night they where solo long lol.
Wonder how long the longest fart has been
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The longest fart ever recorded was by Bernard Clemmons, of London, England. It was recorded as being 2 minutes and 42 seconds. This confirms that even the British fart. |
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"Usually the normal things like Brussels and stuffing.
I did an amazing fart last week. It didn't smell but it went on forever
Forever.. so it's still going now?
What caused this record breaking fart? I don't know, but I was at it all night they where solo long lol.
Wonder how long the longest fart has been
The longest fart ever recorded was by Bernard Clemmons, of London, England. It was recorded as being 2 minutes and 42 seconds. This confirms that even the British fart."
should of got jay to time mine lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Usually the normal things like Brussels and stuffing.
I did an amazing fart last week. It didn't smell but it went on forever
Forever.. so it's still going now?
What caused this record breaking fart? I don't know, but I was at it all night they where solo long lol.
Wonder how long the longest fart has been
The longest fart ever recorded was by Bernard Clemmons, of London, England. It was recorded as being 2 minutes and 42 seconds. This confirms that even the British fart.should of got jay to time mine lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pork it gives me the most foul smelling farts 
Pork Chops?
Bacon not so bad but the rest I still eat it and suffer the consequences lol "
Does pork sword have the same effect?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Golabki.
It's beef mince and rice wrapped in cabbage.
Bloody lovely but it doesn't half make you trump!
Polish?"
Yes. In fact most Polish food will give you roaring air biscuits if you're not used to it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought I had a stalker for a bit, oh well, I'm sure I'll get one eventually  "
Nah it just seemed an appropriate place for me to move once I turned 50. Hadn't spotted my neighbour. Hope the smell of my fart didn't carry to you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fart ? ? Me
Never . . 
What's that I can smell then?
Him? The dog? The cat? The goldfish ?
Take ya pick "
I don't fancy any of them.....as the culprit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Golabki.
It's beef mince and rice wrapped in cabbage.
Bloody lovely but it doesn't half make you trump!
Same as the Hungarian one  "
Pretty much, yes. Most food from that region has roots in several countries. All of it make you trump. |
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