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Anyone want to roger me with a peeled cucumber
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have been asked to report the soothing qualities to YeOldWitchDoctor. Can anyone help with this experiment???
I tried with an aloe vera plant, but got a grave from the plant pot  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It needs to be a really firm cucumber. T&T has one so maybe she'll oblige. Otherwise I'll go and get one from the allotment and you get your rogering hole here.
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It was her cucumber that started this off  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why does it have to be peeled, isn't the goodness in the skin
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I think Ben wants to know if it will sooth his botty while getting a good rogering. Perhaps as an antidote the ring of fire  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why does it have to be peeled, isn't the goodness in the skin
Have you seen the prickly West Indian cucumbers? "
Grown prickly ones in the greenhouse. Perhaps I need to sow a new crop  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Why does it have to be peeled, isn't the goodness in the skin
Have you seen the prickly West Indian cucumbers?
Grown prickly ones in the greenhouse. Perhaps I need to sow a new crop "
I'm beginning to think you may be just a little bit kinky. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why does it have to be peeled, isn't the goodness in the skin
Have you seen the prickly West Indian cucumbers?
Grown prickly ones in the greenhouse. Perhaps I need to sow a new crop
I'm beginning to think you may be just a little bit kinky. "
A little bit  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why peel it
I dont do green
Would you like to borrow mine, I've finished with it, it's unpeeled though  "
Yes please, but only if you dont wash the tide mark off it  |
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