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over a year ago
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...are getting right on my tits at the moment. I have just had the front windows replaced and now it seems that it has become the kamikazi spot of our town. 2 birds have flown in to it and it seems a glass mecca for bees with shit SatNavs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Your windows are too clean. Wait for it to build up some filth and they'll start avoiding it."
I cant let that happen, I've just paid a lot of money to windows extended so I get better sea views!!! |
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"...are getting right on my tits at the moment. I have just had the front windows replaced and now it seems that it has become the kamikazi spot of our town. 2 birds have flown in to it and it seems a glass mecca for bees with shit SatNavs "
Oh the hardship!
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There's a kamikaze Goldcrest that splatters itself on the front window every time the windows are cleaned. There's a permanent shape of a little bird on the flaming windows. It's record is half an hour after cleaning. Little fecker! |
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"There's a kamikaze Goldcrest that splatters itself on the front window every time the windows are cleaned. There's a permanent shape of a little bird on the flaming windows. It's record is half an hour after cleaning. Little fecker! "
That bird dust they leave is quite impressive aint it. I am hoping no seagulls hit us! Bastard shitehawks! |
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"There's a kamikaze Goldcrest that splatters itself on the front window every time the windows are cleaned. There's a permanent shape of a little bird on the flaming windows. It's record is half an hour after cleaning. Little fecker!
That bird dust they leave is quite impressive aint it. I am hoping no seagulls hit us! Bastard shitehawks!"
Very impressive. I've also got magpies pecking fecking holes in the back windows. Vermin  |
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"There's a kamikaze Goldcrest that splatters itself on the front window every time the windows are cleaned. There's a permanent shape of a little bird on the flaming windows. It's record is half an hour after cleaning. Little fecker! "
I often get wood pigeons hit
The glass head on leaveing that powder
down imprint on the glass, sorry about
Your windows but sorry about your goldcrest too being the smallest bird in
Britain hope the little chap comes to
no harm....  |
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"There's a kamikaze Goldcrest that splatters itself on the front window every time the windows are cleaned. There's a permanent shape of a little bird on the flaming windows. It's record is half an hour after cleaning. Little fecker!
That bird dust they leave is quite impressive aint it. I am hoping no seagulls hit us! Bastard shitehawks!
Very impressive. I've also got magpies pecking fecking holes in the back windows. Vermin "
We had a pair of magpies with two juveniles the
contact calls from at least one of the
Juveniles was an unbelieavable range of
Squawks and other calls for two weeks
during the day light hours non stop..  |
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"There's a kamikaze Goldcrest that splatters itself on the front window every time the windows are cleaned. There's a permanent shape of a little bird on the flaming windows. It's record is half an hour after cleaning. Little fecker!
That bird dust they leave is quite impressive aint it. I am hoping no seagulls hit us! Bastard shitehawks!
Very impressive. I've also got magpies pecking fecking holes in the back windows. Vermin We had a pair of magpies with two juveniles the
contact calls from at least one of the
Juveniles was an unbelieavable range of
Squawks and other calls for two weeks
during the day light hours non stop.. "
2 words. Air Rifle |
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"There's a kamikaze Goldcrest that splatters itself on the front window every time the windows are cleaned. There's a permanent shape of a little bird on the flaming windows. It's record is half an hour after cleaning. Little fecker!
That bird dust they leave is quite impressive aint it. I am hoping no seagulls hit us! Bastard shitehawks!
Very impressive. I've also got magpies pecking fecking holes in the back windows. Vermin We had a pair of magpies with two juveniles the
contact calls from at least one of the
Juveniles was an unbelieavable range of
Squawks and other calls for two weeks
during the day light hours non stop..
2 words. Air Rifle"
Don't start me on Air Rifle stories |
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"Something amazes me how flies, bees, butterflies, etc can find their way in through open windows but never out the buggers and proceed to bash into closed ones "
flies unsure about bee,s
And butterflies follow scents usually and
When they get trapped inside they then Usually lose all sense of direction sometimes they get out more luck than anything. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's a kamikaze Goldcrest that splatters itself on the front window every time the windows are cleaned. There's a permanent shape of a little bird on the flaming windows. It's record is half an hour after cleaning. Little fecker!
That bird dust they leave is quite impressive aint it. I am hoping no seagulls hit us! Bastard shitehawks!
Very impressive. I've also got magpies pecking fecking holes in the back windows. Vermin We had a pair of magpies with two juveniles the
contact calls from at least one of the
Juveniles was an unbelieavable range of
Squawks and other calls for two weeks
during the day light hours non stop..
2 words. Air Rifle
Don't start me on Air Rifle stories "
I have painful memories of my grandmother pulling numerous air rifles pellets out of my arse cheeks with needle nose pliars and applying iodine. Part of growing up in the countryside in the 80's, kids nowadays don't know how to have fun.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's a kamikaze Goldcrest that splatters itself on the front window every time the windows are cleaned. There's a permanent shape of a little bird on the flaming windows. It's record is half an hour after cleaning. Little fecker!
That bird dust they leave is quite impressive aint it. I am hoping no seagulls hit us! Bastard shitehawks!
Very impressive. I've also got magpies pecking fecking holes in the back windows. Vermin We had a pair of magpies with two juveniles the
contact calls from at least one of the
Juveniles was an unbelieavable range of
Squawks and other calls for two weeks
during the day light hours non stop..
2 words. Air Rifle"
People often say to me its only nature when I mention
how magpies have predated the eggs and
young out of nests in my garden along
With crows and squirrels I think yes but I still think they should be controlled
They came in from the countryside as
They found easy pickings in parks and gardens and less persecution all I know
Is over the years I have lost many young
birds in the garden and don,t mention cats... The robin has been the Luckiest bird in our garden with breeding along with blue tits in the
nest box. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's a kamikaze Goldcrest that splatters itself on the front window every time the windows are cleaned. There's a permanent shape of a little bird on the flaming windows. It's record is half an hour after cleaning. Little fecker!
That bird dust they leave is quite impressive aint it. I am hoping no seagulls hit us! Bastard shitehawks!
Very impressive. I've also got magpies pecking fecking holes in the back windows. Vermin We had a pair of magpies with two juveniles the
contact calls from at least one of the
Juveniles was an unbelieavable range of
Squawks and other calls for two weeks
during the day light hours non stop..
2 words. Air Rifle
Don't start me on Air Rifle stories
I have painful memories of my grandmother pulling numerous air rifles pellets out of my arse cheeks with needle nose pliars and applying iodine. Part of growing up in the countryside in the 80's, kids nowadays don't know how to have fun...."
Fortunately I was never shot. But I did blow the head off one of those platic woodcutter windmill thingies that were all the rage in the 70s. Unfortunately there was a plate glass window behind it. Smashing fun  |
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