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over a year ago
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"Can you put a fruit pastille in ya gob without chewing it?"
Yes, until the sugary surface will inevitably dry my mouth out leading me to take a sip of water where I accidentally swallow said pastille |
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"Why?
Because I need something to occupy me for the next hour
Ok then.
Can you see WW3 starting? Either in the middle east or Russia/Ukraine"
No. The world is far too inter-dependent for a major economic powers to risk conflict with one another. |
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"If a gumboil could boil oil,
how much oil could a gumboil boil,
if a gumboil could boil oil.
and it is a fully matured adult gumboil  "
between 17-20 gallons per day |
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By (user no longer on site)
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If all clothes were non gender specific and men and women publically shared all options of available attire... ...
List 3 items of clothing which are presently considered female clothes that would you then be happy to wear in public..... ? 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If all clothes were non gender specific and men and women publically shared all options of available attire... ...
List 3 items of clothing which are presently considered female clothes that would you then be happy to wear in public..... ?
Jeggings, boob tube, fascinator
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"Why does my dad's cock taste of sour yoghurt?
Because that's how your mum treats her yeast injection"
Thanks for the info. I thought that it was because she spread it over her waffle. You know the blue kind.
We don't need Google anymore we have you. |
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"Was han solo incorrect in stating he made the kessel run in under 12 parsecs?"
He was a smuggler and a well known scoundrel to quote Princess Leia, so I take any claims he makes with a pinch of salt |
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"I'm a proponent of the "OSGU" , or "traditional" style of climbing, but I have climbed "sports" climbs in the past, is there any merit in this (sport) type of climbing?"
I'm no expert on climbing by any means but any satisfaction you get from any activity is merit enough. |
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"Will Alistair Cook make a century in this innings?"
No, he'll score less than 30 runs in this test innings before hitting form spectacularly in the next series after India |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ANYTHING
Go!
can i use a hammer to make your cock bleed and then add a few needles in just for good measure  "
Sorry. I was distracted by the teflon question
But to answer: No |
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"Why is there a stutue of a man holding an elephant aloft on park lane ?"
It's a symbol of man's struggle for excellence and making the impossible possible |
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"Why is there a stutue of a man holding an elephant aloft on park lane ?
It's a symbol of man's struggle for excellence and making the impossible possible"
That's a feasible explanation , I shall pass that on to my punters. I hope I am not made to look silly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Will I ever get what I'm looking for?
Yes, if you work hard enough and be persistent"
Oh you're good.
Does inner peace and self actualisation really come from a study of corvids. |
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"Will I ever get what I'm looking for?
Yes, if you work hard enough and be persistent
Persistence can be misread as stalking tho  "
Stalking is just another word for enthusiastic |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Will I ever get what I'm looking for?
Yes, if you work hard enough and be persistent
Oh you're good.
Does inner peace and self actualisation really come from a study of corvids. "
If you find fulfillment from this then yes, of course |
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Why do our neighbours look at what we have in our garden then go out and get similar only bigger and probably more expensive? Is it because they think our stuff is lovely or because they think it's crap and too small? |
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"Why do our neighbours look at what we have in our garden then go out and get similar only bigger and probably more expensive? Is it because they think our stuff is lovely or because they think it's crap and too small?"
Overly houseproud with a petty competitive spirit which has no proper outlet. |
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"Why do our neighbours look at what we have in our garden then go out and get similar only bigger and probably more expensive? Is it because they think our stuff is lovely or because they think it's crap and too small?
Overly houseproud with a petty competitive spirit which has no proper outlet. "
Ok! Is it alright if I go and get a hideous garden statue just to see what they come up with or would that just be horrible? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why do our neighbours look at what we have in our garden then go out and get similar only bigger and probably more expensive? Is it because they think our stuff is lovely or because they think it's crap and too small?
Overly houseproud with a petty competitive spirit which has no proper outlet.
Ok! Is it alright if I go and get a hideous garden statue just to see what they come up with or would that just be horrible?"
I would absolutely support that |
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"I'm a proponent of the "OSGU" , or "traditional" style of climbing, but I have climbed "sports" climbs in the past, is there any merit in this (sport) type of climbing?
I'm no expert on climbing by any means but any satisfaction you get from any activity is merit enough."
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Jeez dude, that's a huge cop-out! |
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"Is there a number bigger than infinity? and if so how does it correlate to the number of one liner messages sent on Fab on any given day?"
Infinity + 1 |
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"Did you find bugs bunny attractive when he played a girl bunny?
No. My heart belonged to the caramel bunny"
Ah bugger just me then...does that make me bunny or bunny curious |
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"Did you find bugs bunny attractive when he played a girl bunny?
No. My heart belonged to the caramel bunny
Ah bugger just me then...does that make me bunny or bunny curious "
As long as it does not make you a 'bunny boiler'....enjoy without restraints |
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What's the effect called where if you're driving a relatively light vehicle, say about 50mph, a big truck starts to overtake you and you feel your vehicle getting pulled back slightly, by the air displaced by the lorry, as it connects with the air displaced by your vehicle? It's the '...........' Effect. |
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"What's the effect called where if you're driving a relatively light vehicle, say about 50mph, a big truck starts to overtake you and you feel your vehicle getting pulled back slightly, by the air displaced by the lorry, as it connects with the air displaced by your vehicle? It's the '...........' Effect. "
The windy air pressurey displacementy effect |
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"What happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object?"
Hagrudir, the unholy lord of the netherworld will once again walk the earth to purge our souls |
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"Which is your favourite ice cream and how much of it can you eat in one go?
Cookies and cream. Easily two tubs
My kind of guy!  "
Well now you know the way into my Y-fronts  |
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"Will Episode seven be any good??"
It'll be a transitional episode bridging the events from earlier in the series to the crescendo of the season finale |
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"Ok you jibbed out on my last question, so I want q proper answer to this one....
Why does my works van have only two seats....but three cup holders?
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For the poor soul you've got tied up in the back |
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