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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok so I am scared of spiders
Just went to finish tidy up kitchen and put the salt away etc and there is a whole swarm of baby spiders all over my salt !!!
Ahhhhh
Chucked it out the back door
Think they may have been born in my salt or what the hell ??????!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok so I am scared of spiders
Just went to finish tidy up kitchen and put the salt away etc and there is a whole swarm of baby spiders all over my salt !!!
Ahhhhh
Chucked it out the back door
Think they may have been born in my salt or what the hell ??????!! "
Have a look in the corner of the ceiling you might find a small white nest (not a web) We had it a few weeks ago x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OMG that would terrify me I wouldn't be able to even pick it up I'm petrified of spiders can't even look at them on a picture and even thinking about them is making my skin crawl |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Just reading that sent a shiver down my spine, Eeeek!   "
Hello, I haven't seen you around for a while.
I think I have a team of spiders trying to catch me. I can't leave my house without have to break through the webs at my front door every morning. I fear that if I don't go out for three days when I open the door the webs will be so thick I will be trapped. Then they'll eat me.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"True fact:
Each year you swallow an average of 8 spiders in your sleep.
Sleep well..."
On average... I haven't eaten any... So who's eaten sixteen...??? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"True fact:
Each year you swallow an average of 8 spiders in your sleep.
Sleep well...
On average... I haven't eaten any... So who's eaten sixteen...??? "
Probably me seeing as they live in my salt ....
Spiders on chips ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just reading that sent a shiver down my spine, Eeeek!
Hello, I haven't seen you around for a while.
I think I have a team of spiders trying to catch me. I can't leave my house without have to break through the webs at my front door every morning. I fear that if I don't go out for three days when I open the door the webs will be so thick I will be trapped. Then they'll eat me.
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Yes im back & Hello to you too!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bill Shear, the former president of the American Arachnological Society told Scientific American that spiders have absolutely zero interest in humans and “regard us much like they’d regard a big rock... We’re so large that we’re really just part of the landscape.”
But wouldn’t that mean they could crawl all over us at will?
Well, no. Let’s forget that we’re giant rocks for a second and consider that spiders use vibrations to warn them of danger, vibrations that most certainly would be caused by all the random and unflattering noises we make while we sleep including snoring, drooling, farting and chortling.
So, while it’s entirely possible to swallow a spider in your sleep, professor Shear says “it would be a strictly random event”.
If that doesn’t assail your fears though, we suggest sleeping with the window closed ... or at the very least, your mouth.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bill Shear, the former president of the American Arachnological Society told Scientific American that spiders have absolutely zero interest in humans and “regard us much like they’d regard a big rock... We’re so large that we’re really just part of the landscape.”
But wouldn’t that mean they could crawl all over us at will?
Well, no. Let’s forget that we’re giant rocks for a second and consider that spiders use vibrations to warn them of danger, vibrations that most certainly would be caused by all the random and unflattering noises we make while we sleep including snoring, drooling, farting and chortling.
So, while it’s entirely possible to swallow a spider in your sleep, professor Shear says “it would be a strictly random event”.
If that doesn’t assail your fears though, we suggest sleeping with the window closed ... or at the very least, your mouth.
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The spider swallowing myth was started by a journalist as an experiment to see how fast a rumour would spread... A bit like the Sydney University rubbish some people put on their profile...
If you really don't like spiders try chestnut spray or chestnuts with holed drilled through them near windows and doors. Apparently spiders don't like the smell... Could just be another myth though...
If you want some real scary spiders we have some false widows in our conservatory...  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Bill Shear, the former president of the American Arachnological Society told Scientific American that spiders have absolutely zero interest in humans and “regard us much like they’d regard a big rock... We’re so large that we’re really just part of the landscape.”
But wouldn’t that mean they could crawl all over us at will?
Well, no. Let’s forget that we’re giant rocks for a second and consider that spiders use vibrations to warn them of danger, vibrations that most certainly would be caused by all the random and unflattering noises we make while we sleep including snoring, drooling, farting and chortling.
So, while it’s entirely possible to swallow a spider in your sleep, professor Shear says “it would be a strictly random event”.
If that doesn’t assail your fears though, we suggest sleeping with the window closed ... or at the very least, your mouth.
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I have had one in my mouth at night. I woke up thinking it was my hair.
It wasn't as bad as the mouse in my hair though.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't trust them. 8 legs, 8 eyes, spin a thread stronger than steel. Inject poison that dissolves their prey inside their exoskeleton and then suck it back .... That is no normal creature, that is alien. Yuk!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a spider living in my wing mirror. That little bastard survived many car washes.
One day i find my mirror covered in baby spiders. I thought it was pretty rude of then to reside without permission so I jet washed them. They're dead now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a spider living in my wing mirror. That little bastard survived many car washes.
One day i find my mirror covered in baby spiders. I thought it was pretty rude of then to reside without permission so I jet washed them. They're dead now "
I'd have burned my car
I am a spider free zone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a spider living in my wing mirror. That little bastard survived many car washes.
One day i find my mirror covered in baby spiders. I thought it was pretty rude of then to reside without permission so I jet washed them. They're dead now
I'd have burned my car
I am a spider free zone "
I don't mind them really. I just think they're rude being in places they shouldn't. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a spider living in my wing mirror. That little bastard survived many car washes.
One day i find my mirror covered in baby spiders. I thought it was pretty rude of then to reside without permission so I jet washed them. They're dead now
I'd have burned my car
I am a spider free zone
I don't mind them really. I just think they're rude being in places they shouldn't. "
I don't mind you at all 
Ha, anyway..... Spiders ...big no |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a spider living in my wing mirror. That little bastard survived many car washes.
One day i find my mirror covered in baby spiders. I thought it was pretty rude of then to reside without permission so I jet washed them. They're dead now
I'd have burned my car
I am a spider free zone
I don't mind them really. I just think they're rude being in places they shouldn't.
I don't mind you at all
Ha, anyway..... Spiders ...big no"
Hehe well that's good
Ahh they're lovely really. Although I'm rather scared of things much more ridiculous so it's all good haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a spider living in my wing mirror. That little bastard survived many car washes.
One day i find my mirror covered in baby spiders. I thought it was pretty rude of then to reside without permission so I jet washed them. They're dead now
I'd have burned my car
I am a spider free zone
I don't mind them really. I just think they're rude being in places they shouldn't.
I don't mind you at all
Ha, anyway..... Spiders ...big no
Hehe well that's good
Ahh they're lovely really. Although I'm rather scared of things much more ridiculous so it's all good haha"
Ridiculous you say.... Try me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a spider living in my wing mirror. That little bastard survived many car washes.
One day i find my mirror covered in baby spiders. I thought it was pretty rude of then to reside without permission so I jet washed them. They're dead now
I'd have burned my car
I am a spider free zone
I don't mind them really. I just think they're rude being in places they shouldn't.
I don't mind you at all
Ha, anyway..... Spiders ...big no
Hehe well that's good
Ahh they're lovely really. Although I'm rather scared of things much more ridiculous so it's all good haha
Ridiculous you say.... Try me"
Shower curtains. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a spider living in my wing mirror. That little bastard survived many car washes.
One day i find my mirror covered in baby spiders. I thought it was pretty rude of then to reside without permission so I jet washed them. They're dead now
I'd have burned my car
I am a spider free zone
I don't mind them really. I just think they're rude being in places they shouldn't.
I don't mind you at all
Ha, anyway..... Spiders ...big no
Hehe well that's good
Ahh they're lovely really. Although I'm rather scared of things much more ridiculous so it's all good haha
Ridiculous you say.... Try me
Shower curtains. "
That's understandable, in with you there |
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"I had a spider living in my wing mirror. That little bastard survived many car washes.
One day i find my mirror covered in baby spiders. I thought it was pretty rude of then to reside without permission so I jet washed them. They're dead now
I'd have burned my car
ahh but spiders can be any where on a car like blow it or even in the engine bay. had that a lot when working on cars
I am a spider free zone "
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By *etentMan
over a year ago
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"Years ago in Australia my bf and I came home late one night to find our usually white living room ceiling and suddenly become black....it was totally covered in baby Huntsman spiders!"
I would have moved house |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a spider living in my wing mirror. That little bastard survived many car washes.
One day i find my mirror covered in baby spiders. I thought it was pretty rude of then to reside without permission so I jet washed them. They're dead now
I'd have burned my car
I am a spider free zone
I don't mind them really. I just think they're rude being in places they shouldn't.
I don't mind you at all
Ha, anyway..... Spiders ...big no
Hehe well that's good
Ahh they're lovely really. Although I'm rather scared of things much more ridiculous so it's all good haha
Ridiculous you say.... Try me
Shower curtains.
That's understandable, in with you there "
Lmao. Really? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a spider living in my wing mirror. That little bastard survived many car washes.
One day i find my mirror covered in baby spiders. I thought it was pretty rude of then to reside without permission so I jet washed them. They're dead now
I'd have burned my car
I am a spider free zone
I don't mind them really. I just think they're rude being in places they shouldn't.
I don't mind you at all
Ha, anyway..... Spiders ...big no
Hehe well that's good
Ahh they're lovely really. Although I'm rather scared of things much more ridiculous so it's all good haha
Ridiculous you say.... Try me
Shower curtains.
That's understandable, in with you there
Lmao. Really?"
Ye totally, the thought of it touching my skin......... Cringe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a spider living in my wing mirror. That little bastard survived many car washes.
One day i find my mirror covered in baby spiders. I thought it was pretty rude of then to reside without permission so I jet washed them. They're dead now
I'd have burned my car
I am a spider free zone
I don't mind them really. I just think they're rude being in places they shouldn't.
I don't mind you at all
Ha, anyway..... Spiders ...big no
Hehe well that's good
Ahh they're lovely really. Although I'm rather scared of things much more ridiculous so it's all good haha
Ridiculous you say.... Try me
Shower curtains.
That's understandable, in with you there
Lmao. Really?
Ye totally, the thought of it touching my skin......... Cringe "
That thought actually makes me want to curl up in the corner and set my self alight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a spider living in my wing mirror. That little bastard survived many car washes.
One day i find my mirror covered in baby spiders. I thought it was pretty rude of then to reside without permission so I jet washed them. They're dead now
I'd have burned my car
I am a spider free zone
I don't mind them really. I just think they're rude being in places they shouldn't.
I don't mind you at all
Ha, anyway..... Spiders ...big no
Hehe well that's good
Ahh they're lovely really. Although I'm rather scared of things much more ridiculous so it's all good haha
Ridiculous you say.... Try me
Shower curtains.
That's understandable, in with you there
Lmao. Really?
Ye totally, the thought of it touching my skin......... Cringe
That thought actually makes me want to curl up in the corner and set my self alight"
We can curl up together and make fire...
Sorry I'm a bad man lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a spider living in my wing mirror. That little bastard survived many car washes.
One day i find my mirror covered in baby spiders. I thought it was pretty rude of then to reside without permission so I jet washed them. They're dead now
I'd have burned my car
I am a spider free zone
I don't mind them really. I just think they're rude being in places they shouldn't.
I don't mind you at all
Ha, anyway..... Spiders ...big no
Hehe well that's good
Ahh they're lovely really. Although I'm rather scared of things much more ridiculous so it's all good haha
Ridiculous you say.... Try me
Shower curtains.
That's understandable, in with you there
Lmao. Really?
Ye totally, the thought of it touching my skin......... Cringe
That thought actually makes me want to curl up in the corner and set my self alight
We can curl up together and make fire...
Sorry I'm a bad man lol "
Sounds decent to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a spider living in my wing mirror. That little bastard survived many car washes.
One day i find my mirror covered in baby spiders. I thought it was pretty rude of then to reside without permission so I jet washed them. They're dead now
I'd have burned my car
I am a spider free zone
I don't mind them really. I just think they're rude being in places they shouldn't.
I don't mind you at all
Ha, anyway..... Spiders ...big no
Hehe well that's good
Ahh they're lovely really. Although I'm rather scared of things much more ridiculous so it's all good haha
Ridiculous you say.... Try me
Shower curtains.
That's understandable, in with you there
Lmao. Really?
Ye totally, the thought of it touching my skin......... Cringe
That thought actually makes me want to curl up in the corner and set my self alight
We can curl up together and make fire...
Sorry I'm a bad man lol
Sounds decent to me"
But a spider hiding in the shower curtain...... I'm done |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a spider living in my wing mirror. That little bastard survived many car washes.
One day i find my mirror covered in baby spiders. I thought it was pretty rude of then to reside without permission so I jet washed them. They're dead now
I'd have burned my car
I am a spider free zone
I don't mind them really. I just think they're rude being in places they shouldn't.
I don't mind you at all
Ha, anyway..... Spiders ...big no
Hehe well that's good
Ahh they're lovely really. Although I'm rather scared of things much more ridiculous so it's all good haha
Ridiculous you say.... Try me
Shower curtains.
That's understandable, in with you there
Lmao. Really?
Ye totally, the thought of it touching my skin......... Cringe
That thought actually makes me want to curl up in the corner and set my self alight
We can curl up together and make fire...
Sorry I'm a bad man lol
Sounds decent to me
But a spider hiding in the shower curtain...... I'm done "
This happened to me once when I had a meet !!!!! I had to get him to rescue me !! |
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