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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Calling all women!!! 
I have just had a near death experience and I'm in need of Raiserection, having been mentioned on a 'Who I'd like to meet' thread.
Admittedly it was attempted murder by Mr Who, the evil half brother of the good Doctor, trying to induce a heart attack.
I have survived having been dead to Fab for over 15 minutes.
Although, as a Witch Doctor,I am used to these alternate reality experiences I am now in need of some serious attention.
No need for CRBs. Nurses uniforms, if you don't have one already, are available from LoveHoney at special offer price;-)
If you don't want to wear the uniform, clothing of your choice or complete lack of it is fine by me. It's the attention that matters after all  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My black magic is strong, you may need the services of two or three nurses for you to fully recover.
( I'm trying to help you out here mate)"
It's critical I just hope I'm not UNLOS before help arrives |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My black magic is strong, you may need the services of two or three nurses for you to fully recover.
( I'm trying to help you out here mate)
It's critical I just hope I'm not UNLOS before help arrives"
Or UNLA (User No Longer Alive)! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My black magic is strong, you may need the services of two or three nurses for you to fully recover.
( I'm trying to help you out here mate)
It's critical I just hope I'm not UNLOS before help arrives
Or UNLA (User No Longer Alive)!"
DTF Dead to Fab |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There's an old remedy that sticking yr cock into a wasps nest will cure what ails you ! Try it & I'll examine the results! "
Hey. You can't kid a kidder
I thought you werw my friend  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's an old remedy that sticking yr cock into a wasps nest will cure what ails you ! Try it & I'll examine the results!
Hey. You can't kid a kidder
I thought you were my friend "
I am - I've got my uniform out ready!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There's an old remedy that sticking yr cock into a wasps nest will cure what ails you ! Try it & I'll examine the results!
Hey. You can't kid a kidder
I thought you were my friend
I am - I've got my uniform out ready! "
Oooooooh goody |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good god! Mr Who wanted to meet me too!
Didn't realise it was to murder me  "
I wouldn't murder you! I may however lock you away and keep that ass all to myself!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Raiserection takes time, lots of time. First you blow gently, then you massage with oil and if the feckers is still dead, just get the garden shears and RIP "
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"Raiserection takes time, lots of time. First you blow gently, then you massage with oil and if the feckers is still dead, just get the garden shears and RIP
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But don't worry, I've brought a few back to life with my bedside manners |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Raiserection takes time, lots of time. First you blow gently, then you massage with oil and if the feckers is still dead, just get the garden shears and RIP "
I like the blowing gently and the massage oil. No need for the shears |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Raiserection takes time, lots of time. First you blow gently, then you massage with oil and if the feckers is still dead, just get the garden shears and RIP
But don't worry, I've brought a few back to life with my bedside manners "
I bet you have |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this the one you meant? God knows where my stethoscope is 
Thank God you're here "
Sorry I was too hot with the nurses outfit on. And got a bit peckish 
Are you feeling any better now ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this the one you meant? God knows where my stethoscope is
Thank God you're here
Sorry I was too hot with the nurses outfit on. And got a bit peckish
Are you feeling any better now ? "
Fookin hell my pecker is perky now you got peckish |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No I'm still alive Iona, Hazel, Queenie and Bambi are doing their best but I'm a very demanding patient
Four women and you - I know many with that fantasy.
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Yeah but none have needed Raiserection |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Is this the one you meant? God knows where my stethoscope is
Thank God you're here
Sorry I was too hot with the nurses outfit on. And got a bit peckish
Are you feeling any better now ?
Fookin hell my pecker is perky now you got peckish "
I do hope your pecker's name is Peter or Percy.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this the one you meant? God knows where my stethoscope is
Thank God you're here
Sorry I was too hot with the nurses outfit on. And got a bit peckish
Are you feeling any better now ?
Fookin hell my pecker is perky now you got peckish
I do hope your pecker's name is Peter or Percy.
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You can call it what you like |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No I'm still alive Iona, Hazel, Queenie and Bambi are doing their best but I'm a very demanding patient
You can thank me later mate...  "
A few beers will be in order next time in the area |
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