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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Really an undercover fashion model for Anne Summers"
Wears a kagool and sandals only takes them off on the 3rd saturdsy in every month when he chairs his local train spotters club meets, |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Has several things in common with posh spice, has bunnions from wearimg heels, can t sing, denies having a boob jod and the cock between the legs is called David   |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Lives near Aldi really which is opposite farm foods!!"
My wife said I reminded her of a supermarket, I said "because I ve got everything you need,?" "no!" she said " its because you re lidl,!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Undergoing a sex change "
ha ha , jokes on you. I have just got the tool kit out and am performing a sex change op with my Black and Decker as we speak  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Undergoing a sex change
ha ha , jokes on you. I have just got the tool kit out and am performing a sex change op with my Black and Decker as we speak "
Oh dear I've never been a good liar  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Zephyr72 - is named for his car, the one he insists in shagging in on all meets whilst going through the McDonald's Drive through.  Tina is a hooker
For Wigan warriors"
Blue Zulu was on Jeremy Kyle for humping his mates mrs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lipgloss had to leave the convent after seducing the mother superior  "
Private parts tried to break into the convent with a 12 pack of condoms and a bottle of lambrini |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lipgloss had to leave the convent after seducing the mother superior
Private parts tried to break into the convent with a 12 pack of condoms and a bottle of lambrini"
thats a lie it was a bottle of asti |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tina's tits used to be a lot bigger until she got them trapped in a lift door
PrivateParts spends his weekends being a fluffer in porn movies "
Scrumdiddlyumptious is actually a single fem posing as a man!!!!!
( she thought she'd get more meets)
Shock horror |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tina's tits used to be a lot bigger until she got them trapped in a lift door
PrivateParts spends his weekends being a fluffer in porn movies
Scrumdiddlyumptious is actually a single fem posing as a man!!!!!
( she thought she'd get more meets)
Shock horror"
Her username was inspired by her favourite song from Pulp's 1994 album His 'N' Hers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wondering Yorkshireman - he spends his weekends on giant chess sets playing as a bishop. He has originally hoping to play as Ripley or Hicks. "
Those boobs are real. |
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"Wondering Yorkshireman - he spends his weekends on giant chess sets playing as a bishop. He has originally hoping to play as Ripley or Hicks. "
Bugger, I need to change my paparazzi disguise again.
Anyone seen the giant 6 foot condom that was last seen in 'the biggest cock on fab thread?' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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has a secret past as a cow worrier for the belgian environmental department, to ensure the population of bovine do not suffer from nerves or tardiness when faced with procreation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"runs naked down the high street everynight
You forgot about the little bells I tie to my willy, jingling and jangling all the way
balls
Yup them too "
believes running down the street with big ben tied to is balls won't hurt |
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"runs naked down the high street everynight
You forgot about the little bells I tie to my willy, jingling and jangling all the way
balls
Yup them too
believes running down the street with big ben tied to is balls won't hurt "
Stands in the street naked so everyone can see parts ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"runs naked down the high street everynight
You forgot about the little bells I tie to my willy, jingling and jangling all the way
balls
Yup them too
believes running down the street with big ben tied to is balls won't hurt
Stands in the street naked so everyone can see parts ! "
actually finds the thought of sex abhorant due to getting bought a sexy nun outfit for xmas, but taking it far too seriously |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"sells her hair to make merkins
Thats not a bad idea
Flashes her magnificent boobs to the Sainsburys car washers every Thursday evening"
Thank you for the magnificent xx Actually, that's not a bad idea either LOL |
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What 
well his profile does say he's straight 