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"Double check the red can your spraying on your hair is deffo dry shampoo not the deep heat you placed next to it in the drawer the other day  "
I made that mistake once, I thought it was deodorant. I'd also just shaved my chest.
I'm fairly sure you could hear my discomfort on Pluto! |
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"If you drip oil on clothing cover liberally with talcum powder and leave overnight. Brush off in the morning and the oil will be gone
now that is something I didn't know. Very useful thank you  "
Same principle as dry shampoo |
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"If you drip oil on clothing cover liberally with talcum powder and leave overnight. Brush off in the morning and the oil will be gone "
same with if you spill of baby oil on your front room carpet |
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"If you drip oil on clothing cover liberally with talcum powder and leave overnight. Brush off in the morning and the oil will be gone
now that is something I didn't know. Very useful thank you
Same principle as dry shampoo "
But not Deep Heat ? |
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When you bury your ex under the patio....plant him vertically leaving his head exposed. Add a hosepipe to his mouth and you have a stunning water feature.....  |
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"When you bury your ex under the patio....plant him vertically leaving his head exposed. Add a hosepipe to his mouth and you have a stunning water feature..... "
pmsl....brill.. |
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Spilled a little red wine on your carpet you stupid twat?
Try a splash of white wine, hey presto the stain should go with a little dabbing.
Also you can follow the same process if you spill ketchup on your carpet by smearing it with mayonaise.  |
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"If you drip oil on clothing cover liberally with talcum powder and leave overnight. Brush off in the morning and the oil will be gone
now that is something I didn't know. Very useful thank you
Same principle as dry shampoo
But not Deep Heat ?"
Deep heat isn't absorbant. It works for lube too |
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"Spilled a little red wine on your carpet you stupid twat?
Try a splash of white wine, hey presto the stain should go with a little dabbing.
Also you can follow the same process if you spill ketchup on your carpet by smearing it with mayonaise. "
The opposite works too. Spilled white wine on your posh new carpet? Simple just throw some red wine on it and watch those stains disappear  |
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If you are having trouble working out percentages, swap the figures around, it might make it easier, e.g.
32% of 25 - tricky
but 25% of 32 = 8, easy!
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42% of 50 - tricky,
but 50% of 42 = 21, easy! |
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"Steal chips from other people's bags. They taste better
So true!
They do that to my fucking chicken!!! Get your bloody own!!
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But it tastes so much better! |
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Ok a serious 1 now. If you have very bad sunburn do the following to take the sting out of it.
Run a cool bath and to the bath add half a glass of vinegar and soak in it for a while - we also washed a T shirt in it and then slept in it. it wont remove the redness but it will turn off your bodies auto protect system off till the burn has gone away but please dont do this and go back in the sun it could seriously harm you. Done it and tried it and trust me it works.S
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"Keep away from squirters cos once the novelty wears off it becomes an inconvenience. Take me anywhere but put some towels down first ! "
Toddlers disposable bed pads....£2.99 for 10
For the squirter in YOUR life.......  |
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"Ok a serious 1 now. If you have very bad sunburn do the following to take the sting out of it.
Run a cool bath and to the bath add half a glass of vinegar and soak in it for a while - we also washed a T shirt in it and then slept in it. it wont remove the redness but it will turn off your bodies auto protect system off till the burn has gone away but please dont do this and go back in the sun it could seriously harm you. Done it and tried it and trust me it works.S
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Natural live yoghurt rubbed onto sunburn takes the sting out of it.
However make sure it's unsweetened or you'll stick to the sheets. |
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"Keep away from squirters cos once the novelty wears off it becomes an inconvenience. Take me anywhere but put some towels down first !
Toddlers disposable bed pads....£2.99 for 10
For the squirter in YOUR life....... "
It's the carrying them about on the name of spontaneity thats the problem  |
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"Keep away from squirters cos once the novelty wears off it becomes an inconvenience. Take me anywhere but put some towels down first !
Toddlers disposable bed pads....£2.99 for 10
For the squirter in YOUR life.......
It's the carrying them about on the name of spontaneity thats the problem "
But the look of awe and admiration as you whip one out of your top pocket will more than compensate. Us ladies love a thoughtful gentleman...... |
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If you are susceptible to burning in the sun consider P20. It's a one application sun screen which was recommended to me years ago by a very pale red head.
You apply it once, thoroughly, let it dry, wait 15 mins and you're protected for the rest of the day. And it really does work! I've got very fair skin which burns easily and I've used it in India and Egypt and not burnt.
You can get it from major chemists in a variety of levels of cover from factor 15 to factor 50. It's not cheap but remember it's only once a day and lasts through swimming and only washes off with soap. |
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"Keep away from squirters cos once the novelty wears off it becomes an inconvenience. Take me anywhere but put some towels down first !
Toddlers disposable bed pads....£2.99 for 10
For the squirter in YOUR life.......
It's the carrying them about on the name of spontaneity thats the problem
But the look of awe and admiration as you whip one out of your top pocket will more than compensate. Us ladies love a thoughtful gentleman...... "
Asda smartprice shower curtains! £2.99 and will cover a double bed with ease and can be washed in the machine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Keep away from squirters cos once the novelty wears off it becomes an inconvenience. Take me anywhere but put some towels down first !
Toddlers disposable bed pads....£2.99 for 10
For the squirter in YOUR life.......
It's the carrying them about on the name of spontaneity thats the problem
But the look of awe and admiration as you whip one out of your top pocket will more than compensate. Us ladies love a thoughtful gentleman......
Asda smartprice shower curtains! £2.99 and will cover a double bed with ease and can be washed in the machine."
Bloody hell ! I'd be like Roy Cropper, turning up for a meet carrying my plastic bag of goodies. Some flowers, bottle of wine, condoms, bath towel, baby wet pads, shower curtains, swimming suit !  |
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"If it doesn't work, hit it with a hammer. If it still doesn't work, hit it with a bigger hammer.
Does that work on a lazy OH "
Only if you are already planning a new patio |
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"If it doesn't work, hit it with a hammer. If it still doesn't work, hit it with a bigger hammer.
Does that work on a lazy OH
Only if you are already planning a new patio "
I was only planning on having him make me a brew |
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"When you bury your ex under the patio....plant him vertically leaving his head exposed. Add a hosepipe to his mouth and you have a stunning water feature..... "
hahaha love it !!! Can you make it a hike big enough for 2 or maybe 3 . In fact make it 4 there's someone else I'd like to get rid if |
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