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Women are flocking to my profile!!!!
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Yes, my profile is so good I have to tell women 'no, I can't meet'. I've had soooo many messages I cannot possibly answer them all and have to just delete them without reading them. These women are begging for it. They send me 'fancy a shag' messages constantly. I can't cope. What can I do? I'm here to enjoy myself but these messages and profile views are just too much. They all want me. I can't cope with it. Help!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Same here. I find writing really aggressively in caps locks and making a long list of do's and don'ts helps. Oh and blocking any ladies who don't have an extreme close up of their pissflaps helps too. |
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"Same here. I find writing really aggressively in caps locks and making a long list of do's and don'ts helps. Oh and blocking any ladies who don't have an extreme close up of their pissflaps helps too."
Using John Holmes cock shots on ya profile helps too... |
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"Yes, my profile is so good I have to tell women 'no, I can't meet'. I've had soooo many messages I cannot possibly answer them all and have to just delete them without reading them. These women are begging for it. They send me 'fancy a shag' messages constantly. I can't cope. What can I do? I'm here to enjoy myself but these messages and profile views are just too much. They all want me. I can't cope with it. Help!!!!"
Was the bed wet too, when you woke up
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"Yes, my profile is so good I have to tell women 'no, I can't meet'. I've had soooo many messages I cannot possibly answer them all and have to just delete them without reading them. These women are begging for it. They send me 'fancy a shag' messages constantly. I can't cope. What can I do? I'm here to enjoy myself but these messages and profile views are just too much. They all want me. I can't cope with it. Help!!!!"
Send them my way  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was the bed wet. The last six have been squirters or gushers. Of course it was wet.
In fact, I had to call in red Adair because one lady was sooooo wet.
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Didn't Red Adair put fires out? |
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Send them my way send yourself my way first. It's quid pro quo here, you know. "
You're cute and have a great sense of humour BUT (there is always a Butt) I think your hands are full enough as they are
You could not handle me sweetheart  |
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over a year ago
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I can only assume he started this to get people to look at his profile. Problem is his expected it to be how you slow down to look at the sexy woman in a summer dress but it's more like slowing down to look at a car crash!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yoy probably need to rent office space and hire staff it will lighten the amin burden and enable you to concetrate on the job in hand.
That's what I did. |
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Send them my way send yourself my way first. It's quid pro quo here, you know.
You're cute and have a great sense of humour BUT (there is always a Butt) I think your hands are full enough as they are
You could not handle me sweetheart "
But I can and did |
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Send them my way send yourself my way first. It's quid pro quo here, you know.
You're cute and have a great sense of humour BUT (there is always a Butt) I think your hands are full enough as they are
You could not handle me sweetheart "
I've Had plenty of practice. I can handle anyone. |
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"I can only assume he started this to get people to look at his profile. Problem is his expected it to be how you slow down to look at the sexy woman in a summer dress but it's more like slowing down to look at a car crash!!"
you are just jealous of my animal magnetism. And that I thought of it before you.  |
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The op works in Stroud but is in no way connected with the town's alternative culture. I do admit that the Jeremy Kyle Land theme park is close by but I'm way too busy answering my thousands of messages to be able to spend time there. |
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Send them my way send yourself my way first. It's quid pro quo here, you know.
You're cute and have a great sense of humour BUT (there is always a Butt) I think your hands are full enough as they are
You could not handle me sweetheart
But I can and did "
And I want more |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
If I was a dyslexsic Mexican I d get my taco,, and leave
theres no point in me even trying, its hunks like you that make it so hard for the average guy on here, anyone wanna give me a sympathy shag, |
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"The op works in Stroud but is in no way connected with the town's alternative culture. I do admit that the Jeremy Kyle Land theme park is close by but I'm way too busy answering my thousands of messages to be able to spend time there. "
No way was I suggesting you are partaking, merely pointing out with regard to the huge physical and mental challenge facing you, your precious downtime might be enhanced by dipping into alternative 'therapy' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Nice to see someone with a sense of humor not moaning about not getting meets or replies. It is strange though you have time to put a thread up about being so inundated and post in the forums if you are that busy though.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes, my profile is so good I have to tell women 'no, I can't meet'. I've had soooo many messages I cannot possibly answer them all and have to just delete them without reading them. These women are begging for it. They send me 'fancy a shag' messages constantly. I can't cope. What can I do? I'm here to enjoy myself but these messages and profile views are just too much. They all want me. I can't cope with it. Help!!!!"
Sorry, I just get uncontrollably horny sometimes.
I'll stop now  |
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