Spit coffee out when reading a funny thread. Why is it never tea or milk or beer??
Are you all coffeeholics??
Try snorting something different down your hooter for a change. See if it makes your conk tingle any different  |
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"Spit coffee out when reading a funny thread. Why is it never tea or milk or beer??
Are you all coffeeholics??
Try snorting something different down your hooter for a change. See if it makes your conk tingle any different "
I once spat some sweetcorn out  |
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"Spit coffee out when reading a funny thread. Why is it never tea or milk or beer??
Are you all coffeeholics??
Try snorting something different down your hooter for a change. See if it makes your conk tingle any different
I once spat some sweetcorn out "
Out of where? |
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"Spit coffee out when reading a funny thread. Why is it never tea or milk or beer??
Are you all coffeeholics??
Try snorting something different down your hooter for a change. See if it makes your conk tingle any different
I once spat some sweetcorn out Out of where? "
Is the answer 'Urethra'? |
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"Spit coffee out when reading a funny thread. Why is it never tea or milk or beer??
Are you all coffeeholics??
Try snorting something different down your hooter for a change. See if it makes your conk tingle any different
I once spat some sweetcorn out Out of where? "
My Japs Eye, after banging a vegetarian up the Gary |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Did anyone watch that episode of Embarrassing Bodies featuring the lady addicted to coffee enemas? She spat it out regularly  "
Decaffeinated or regular?
Well - obviously she'd be 'regular' with all those enemas!
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"Did anyone watch that episode of Embarrassing Bodies featuring the lady addicted to coffee enemas? She spat it out regularly
Thats just wrong. Yuk"
What I found wrong wasn't her predilection for the enemas but when they told her she needed to keep the nozzle clean she put it in the dishwasher |
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"Spit coffee out when reading a funny thread. Why is it never tea or milk or beer??
Are you all coffeeholics??
Try snorting something different down your hooter for a change. See if it makes your conk tingle any different
I once spat some sweetcorn out "
Now we know where that sweetcorn came from..... the friend of a friend |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Maybe its swingers code, like Pampas grass and ankle chains?
For coffee read 'Jizz' and for 'spat out' read 'Just took a shot to the mouth and he came so hard it squirted out of my nose'.... |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I once nearly had a blackjack go down the wrong hole reading a comeback from Lickety. 
Did this black fella called Jack mind which hole he was in?"
Yes, it was my coal hole and he was most upset about the hole affair. |
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