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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a male visiting a couple's house would you sit on the loo to pee rather than risk splashing? OK neither work if you are excited!"
I tend to piss in the sink. I've been known to stick their toothbrushes up my butt as well  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"As a male visiting a couple's house would you sit on the loo to pee rather than risk splashing? OK neither work if you are excited!
I tend to piss in the sink. I've been known to stick their toothbrushes up my butt as well "
Stop talking shite. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As a male visiting a couple's house would you sit on the loo to pee rather than risk splashing? OK neither work if you are excited!
I tend to piss in the sink. I've been known to stick their toothbrushes up my butt as well Stop talking shite. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I bet the ppl youve met and houses youve been at feel sick after reading this its disgusting I would hazzard a guess he was joking."
I wouldn't be so sure knowing him. |
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By *lan43sum OP Man
over a year ago
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I wanted this to be lighthearted and took the sink and toothbrush quip as "interesting"
You girls don't know how embarrassing it is for a bloke to have to mop up any drips! And as for not raising the seat! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I bet the ppl youve met and houses youve been at feel sick after reading this its disgusting I would hazzard a guess he was joking.
I wouldn't be so sure knowing him. "
Hahahaha, knowing him it could go either way. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I bet the ppl youve met and houses youve been at feel sick after reading this its disgusting I would hazzard a guess he was joking."
Darn, sussed me out again! I actually piss in the washing machine soap dispenser. If you do it in the fabric conditioner bit and get splash back, you're knob smells good... although it feeling soft aint such a great thing |
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"I wanted this to be lighthearted and took the sink and toothbrush quip as "interesting"
You girls don't know how embarrassing it is for a bloke to have to mop up any drips! And as for not raising the seat!"
Ive stopped wearing my Grey, cotton type/soft, Kappa tracky bottoms to meets now because of this and the fact when you get a boner you cant hide it. Nothing worse then pointing out to the room the dark splash bits are from the hand wash basin 'fuck me that tap has a fast flow to it' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been known on one occasion when d*unk to of missed the toilet completely  "
I lived in a shared house, where one guy was so pissed he missed the loo with a shit. I nearly vomited clearing it up, so I could go in. He was completely incapable. |
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"I wanted this to be lighthearted and took the sink and toothbrush quip as "interesting"
You girls don't know how embarrassing it is for a bloke to have to mop up any drips! And as for not raising the seat!
Ive stopped wearing my Grey, cotton type/soft, Kappa tracky bottoms to meets now because of this and the fact when you get a boner you cant hide it. Nothing worse then pointing out to the room the dark splash bits are from the hand wash basin 'fuck me that tap has a fast flow to it'"
Buy some black joggers from sports direct! |
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"I wanted this to be lighthearted and took the sink and toothbrush quip as "interesting"
You girls don't know how embarrassing it is for a bloke to have to mop up any drips! And as for not raising the seat!
Ive stopped wearing my Grey, cotton type/soft, Kappa tracky bottoms to meets now because of this and the fact when you get a boner you cant hide it. Nothing worse then pointing out to the room the dark splash bits are from the hand wash basin 'fuck me that tap has a fast flow to it'
Buy some black joggers from sports direct!"
I think I will, I like the Slazenger ones |
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"I've been known on one occasion when d*unk to of missed the toilet completely
Do you stand up to pee ?"
It was a number one and no I sit down I'm a lady I just did not remember where the toilet was in the bathroom at the time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wanted this to be lighthearted and took the sink and toothbrush quip as "interesting"
You girls don't know how embarrassing it is for a bloke to have to mop up any drips! And as for not raising the seat!
Ive stopped wearing my Grey, cotton type/soft, Kappa tracky bottoms to meets now because of this and the fact when you get a boner you cant hide it. Nothing worse then pointing out to the room the dark splash bits are from the hand wash basin 'fuck me that tap has a fast flow to it'
Buy some black joggers from sports direct!
I think I will, I like the Slazenger ones"
You mean Slashengers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been known on one occasion when d*unk to of missed the toilet completely
Do you stand up to pee ?
It was a number one and no I sit down I'm a lady I just did not remember where the toilet was in the bathroom at the time "
Tie a rope to it before you go out on the Vodka - that way you can pull yourself towards it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been known on one occasion when d*unk to of missed the toilet completely
Do you stand up to pee ?
It was a number one and no I sit down I'm a lady I just did not remember where the toilet was in the bathroom at the time "
Oh I see. You missed the toilet as you were trying to sit on it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a male visiting a couple's house would you sit on the loo to pee rather than risk splashing? OK neither work if you are excited!
I tend to piss in the sink. I've been known to stick their toothbrushes up my butt as well "
What happened to the other poster who pisses in sinks? Maybe you could form a support group? |
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"I've been known on one occasion when d*unk to of missed the toilet completely
Do you stand up to pee ?
It was a number one and no I sit down I'm a lady I just did not remember where the toilet was in the bathroom at the time
Oh I see. You missed the toilet as you were trying to sit on it. "
Yes bingo Mr Polk that's why I loves ya you just know things |
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By *lan43sum OP Man
over a year ago
Leicester |
"I wanted this to be lighthearted and took the sink and toothbrush quip as "interesting"
You girls don't know how embarrassing it is for a bloke to have to mop up any drips! And as for not raising the seat!
Ive stopped wearing my Grey, cotton type/soft, Kappa tracky bottoms to meets now because of this and the fact when you get a boner you cant hide it. Nothing worse then pointing out to the room the dark splash bits are from the hand wash basin 'fuck me that tap has a fast flow to it'
Buy some black joggers from sports direct!"
Now methinks we've ventured towards urinals. Tell me who the designers are that make them so whatever stance you take they splash. Time to invent a trouser anti-splash shield! |
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"I wanted this to be lighthearted and took the sink and toothbrush quip as "interesting"
You girls don't know how embarrassing it is for a bloke to have to mop up any drips! And as for not raising the seat!
Ive stopped wearing my Grey, cotton type/soft, Kappa tracky bottoms to meets now because of this and the fact when you get a boner you cant hide it. Nothing worse then pointing out to the room the dark splash bits are from the hand wash basin 'fuck me that tap has a fast flow to it'
Buy some black joggers from sports direct!
Now methinks we've ventured towards urinals. Tell me who the designers are that make them so whatever stance you take they splash. Time to invent a trouser anti-splash shield!"
If im out on a night out I will often revert to having a 'school boy wee' as to not get any noticable splash back |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wanted this to be lighthearted and took the sink and toothbrush quip as "interesting"
You girls don't know how embarrassing it is for a bloke to have to mop up any drips! And as for not raising the seat!
Ive stopped wearing my Grey, cotton type/soft, Kappa tracky bottoms to meets now because of this and the fact when you get a boner you cant hide it. Nothing worse then pointing out to the room the dark splash bits are from the hand wash basin 'fuck me that tap has a fast flow to it'
Buy some black joggers from sports direct!
Now methinks we've ventured towards urinals. Tell me who the designers are that make them so whatever stance you take they splash. Time to invent a trouser anti-splash shield!"
Maybe you just need a longer cock??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wanted this to be lighthearted and took the sink and toothbrush quip as "interesting"
You girls don't know how embarrassing it is for a bloke to have to mop up any drips! And as for not raising the seat!
Ive stopped wearing my Grey, cotton type/soft, Kappa tracky bottoms to meets now because of this and the fact when you get a boner you cant hide it. Nothing worse then pointing out to the room the dark splash bits are from the hand wash basin 'fuck me that tap has a fast flow to it'
Buy some black joggers from sports direct!
Now methinks we've ventured towards urinals. Tell me who the designers are that make them so whatever stance you take they splash. Time to invent a trouser anti-splash shield!
Maybe you just need a longer cock??? "
Fookin hell wouldn't want it dragging round the drain in a urinal |
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"Cheeky what about bath time, when you fart, do you stand up then?
No I like making bubbles 
Who needs a Jacuzzi bath eh?  "
The gas reacts with the water and thats why they smell better / more intense. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cheeky what about bath time, when you fart, do you stand up then?
No I like making bubbles
Who needs a Jacuzzi bath eh?
The gas reacts with the water and thats why they smell better / more intense."
I'm sure Cheeky's farts smell of roses anyway  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cheeky what about bath time, when you fart, do you stand up then?
No I like making bubbles
Who needs a Jacuzzi bath eh?
The gas reacts with the water and thats why they smell better / more intense.
I'm sure Cheeky's farts smell of roses anyway "
More like Quality Street |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cheeky what about bath time, when you fart, do you stand up then?
No I like making bubbles
Who needs a Jacuzzi bath eh?
The gas reacts with the water and thats why they smell better / more intense.
I'm sure Cheeky's farts smell of roses anyway
More like Quality Street "
Nice one.... |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"I bet the ppl youve met and houses youve been at feel sick after reading this its disgusting I would hazzard a guess he was joking.
Darn, sussed me out again! I actually piss in the washing machine soap dispenser. If you do it in the fabric conditioner bit and get splash back, you're knob smells good... although it feeling soft aint such a great thing "
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"As a male visiting a couple's house would you sit on the loo to pee rather than risk splashing? OK neither work if you are excited!
I tend to piss in the sink. I've been known to stick their toothbrushes up my butt as well "
My mate done this with two girls toothbrushes we met on holiday years ago then took a picture with there camera. Would have loved to have seen there faces when there pictures got developed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I bet the ppl youve met and houses youve been at feel sick after reading this its disgusting 
Should be fucking ashamed of yourself"
I do.
Forgive me father for I have sinned. I have posted something funny on a public forum and the humourless have taken offence.
shall I say 3 hail Marys whilst pissing in the font?
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"I bet the ppl youve met and houses youve been at feel sick after reading this its disgusting
Should be fucking ashamed of yourself
I do.
Forgive me father for I have sinned. I have posted something funny on a public forum and the humourless have taken offence.
shall I say 3 hail Marys whilst pissing in the font?
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I feel you should drink three first, then say three afterwards.
Have a thought for those poor people in those houses.
Were your farts minty at all? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I bet the ppl youve met and houses youve been at feel sick after reading this its disgusting
Should be fucking ashamed of yourself
I do.
Forgive me father for I have sinned. I have posted something funny on a public forum and the humourless have taken offence.
shall I say 3 hail Marys whilst pissing in the font?
I feel you should drink three first, then say three afterwards.
Have a thought for those poor people in those houses.
Were your farts minty at all?"
yeah, the Colgate leaves you with a ring of confidence |
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"I bet the ppl youve met and houses youve been at feel sick after reading this its disgusting
Should be fucking ashamed of yourself
I do.
Forgive me father for I have sinned. I have posted something funny on a public forum and the humourless have taken offence.
shall I say 3 hail Marys whilst pissing in the font?
I feel you should drink three first, then say three afterwards.
Have a thought for those poor people in those houses.
Were your farts minty at all?
yeah, the Colgate leaves you with a ring of confidence "
Sniff sniff, who's got the chewing gum
 Pardon me.
Good job it wasnt the kids toothbrushes, you could of ended up with Hello Kitty or Shrek going where they havent before |
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"to the op
you should be able to do it without splashing by now. and if you cant you should be able to clear up after yourself too."
That's very easy for you to say having never tried to do it without splashing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I bet the ppl youve met and houses youve been at feel sick after reading this its disgusting I would hazzard a guess he was joking.
I wouldn't be so sure knowing him. "
All his friends have terrible breath;) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I bet the ppl youve met and houses youve been at feel sick after reading this its disgusting
Should be fucking ashamed of yourself
I do.
Forgive me father for I have sinned. I have posted something funny on a public forum and the humourless have taken offence.
shall I say 3 hail Marys whilst pissing in the font?
I feel you should drink three first, then say three afterwards.
Have a thought for those poor people in those houses.
Were your farts minty at all?
yeah, the Colgate leaves you with a ring of confidence
Sniff sniff, who's got the chewing gum
Pardon me.
Good job it wasnt the kids toothbrushes, you could of ended up with Hello Kitty or Shrek going where they havent before"
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