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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have put my back out, so I will spending an inordinate amount of time on here over the next few days. I apologise in advance for the increase in bullshit that I will be posting  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you drugged up enough to be coerced into taking dirty pics for us involving vegetables? "
I have a butternut squash and some beetroot in the fridge, will that do??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you drugged up enough to be coerced into taking dirty pics for us involving vegetables?
I have a butternut squash and some beetroot in the fridge, will that do???"
Is it pickled beetroot? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fancy a shag? 
You trying to take advantage of an altered mind?  "
In all fairness I always said I would love to bang the arse of Cheeky and spaff over her ample boobage. Distance has so far prevented the union of groinage |
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"Fancy a shag?
You trying to take advantage of an altered mind?
In all fairness I always said I would love to bang the arse of Cheeky and spaff over her ample boobage. Distance has so far prevented the union of groinage "
Cheers Ben the feeling is mutual  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fancy a shag?
You trying to take advantage of an altered mind?
In all fairness I always said I would love to bang the arse of Cheeky and spaff over her ample boobage. Distance has so far prevented the union of groinage "
Now that's how to proposition |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you drugged up enough to be coerced into taking dirty pics for us involving vegetables?
I have a butternut squash and some beetroot in the fridge, will that do???
Is it pickled beetroot? "
Nope, fresh... still has the leaves on |
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"Oh joy 
Get your scrawny arse down here and give me back rub. You would if you loved me like you say you do "
I know the only reason you put your back out is because you tried to suck your own cock  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fancy a shag?
You trying to take advantage of an altered mind?
In all fairness I always said I would love to bang the arse of Cheeky and spaff over her ample boobage. Distance has so far prevented the union of groinage
Cheers Ben the feeling is mutual "
One day, me luvver, one day!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you drugged up enough to be coerced into taking dirty pics for us involving vegetables?
I have a butternut squash and some beetroot in the fridge, will that do???
Is it pickled beetroot?
Nope, fresh... still has the leaves on "
Leave the leaves on 
You'll need something to hold on to when you're pulling it out again |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh joy
Get your scrawny arse down here and give me back rub. You would if you loved me like you say you do
I know the only reason you put your back out is because you tried to suck your own cock "
I did it trying to lift my cock with one hand. I should have used 2 hands and bent my knees as the H&S people advised |
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"Fancy a shag?
You trying to take advantage of an altered mind?
In all fairness I always said I would love to bang the arse of Cheeky and spaff over her ample boobage. Distance has so far prevented the union of groinage
Now that's how to proposition "
He has his ways...he is even more charming in PM lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you drugged up enough to be coerced into taking dirty pics for us involving vegetables?
I have a butternut squash and some beetroot in the fridge, will that do???
Is it pickled beetroot?
Nope, fresh... still has the leaves on
Leave the leaves on
You'll need something to hold on to when you're pulling it out again "
I could tie the leaves around the door handle and slam the door shut, like taking out teeth old stylee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As long as it's entertaining and well structured bullshit
That depends on which direction the painkillers take me... "
Can I recommend the yellow and green ones for some truly epic bullshit? |
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"Fancy a shag?
You trying to take advantage of an altered mind?
In all fairness I always said I would love to bang the arse of Cheeky and spaff over her ample boobage. Distance has so far prevented the union of groinage
Cheers Ben the feeling is mutual
One day, me luvver, one day!!! "
I cannot wait to get the benmeister sausage |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fancy a shag?
You trying to take advantage of an altered mind?
In all fairness I always said I would love to bang the arse of Cheeky and spaff over her ample boobage. Distance has so far prevented the union of groinage
Cheers Ben the feeling is mutual
One day, me luvver, one day!!!
I cannot wait to get the benmeister sausage "
Phhhoar, there's a request for you. I can feel a twinge in my trousers already |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have put my back out, so I will spending an inordinate amount of time on here over the next few days. I apologise in advance for the increase in bullshit that I will be posting "
Painkillers all round then! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I have put my back out, so I will spending an inordinate amount of time on here over the next few days. I apologise in advance for the increase in bullshit that I will be posting "
Normal service is resumed then.  |
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"Fancy a shag?
You trying to take advantage of an altered mind?
In all fairness I always said I would love to bang the arse of Cheeky and spaff over her ample boobage. Distance has so far prevented the union of groinage
Cheers Ben the feeling is mutual
One day, me luvver, one day!!!
I cannot wait to get the benmeister sausage
Phhhoar, there's a request for you. I can feel a twinge in my trousers already "
I know I'm a very charming woman |
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"I have put my back out, so I will spending an inordinate amount of time on here over the next few days. I apologise in advance for the increase in bullshit that I will be posting "
It is likely that I will be reading some of it... So I require you add one French word at the end of any bullshity posts lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Chiropractor has sorted me 
Back to work today 
Does that mean the duff threads will stop? "
From me, yes. No doubt my return to work will not stop your gibberish though |
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"Chiropractor has sorted me
Back to work today
Does that mean the duff threads will stop?
From me, yes. No doubt my return to work will not stop your gibberish though "
Hmmm....remind me who starts a car insurance thread once a year, Mr Exitement-in-my-jeans?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Chiropractor has sorted me
Back to work today
Does that mean the duff threads will stop?
From me, yes. No doubt my return to work will not stop your gibberish though
Hmmm....remind me who starts a car insurance thread once a year, Mr Exitement-in-my-jeans? "
Blow me |
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