"They usually ask me "can I ask you a question?" and I go all pedantic and reply "I don't know, can you?"
Most don't understand what I mean, so it's largely wasted."
Ah, that's cos they already have so you could answer 'yes you can' then when they ask you their real question, you reply 'no, you only wanted to ask A (singular) question'. Now THAT'S being pedantic!  |
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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Now you'll never know 
Let's help J out and suggest some questions the gentleman might have asked...
Let's see: "when you orgasm do you howl like a wolf or yelp like a seal?""
He got back in touch. I wish his question had been as original as yours. |
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"Now you'll never know
Let's help J out and suggest some questions the gentleman might have asked...
Let's see: "when you orgasm do you howl like a wolf or yelp like a seal?"
He got back in touch. I wish his question had been as original as yours."
Was it "fancy a fuck"  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"They usually ask me "can I ask you a question?" and I go all pedantic and reply "I don't know, can you?"
Most don't understand what I mean, so it's largely wasted.
Ah, that's cos they already have so you could answer 'yes you can' then when they ask you their real question, you reply 'no, you only wanted to ask A (singular) question'. Now THAT'S being pedantic! "
Ah but, but...
'Can I ask you a question?' means 'Am I able to ask you a question?' so the answer would be something like "Apparently so".
'Can I ask' and 'May I ask' mean different things.
I'm more pedantic than yowwww! |
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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Now you'll never know
Let's help J out and suggest some questions the gentleman might have asked...
Let's see: "when you orgasm do you howl like a wolf or yelp like a seal?"
He got back in touch. I wish his question had been as original as yours.
Was it "fancy a fuck" "
Not quite so cliché but close. |
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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago
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"May I take this opportunity to request you consider allowing me to insert my penis inside your body somewhere?
Does that ever work?
What? My cock? Yes it does, you cheeky mare! "
Prove it to me |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"May I take this opportunity to request you consider allowing me to insert my penis inside your body somewhere? "
You may take the opportunity to request. I shall consider but will take it under advisement. More specifics would be useful; I'm not the kind of girl who enjoys nostril penetration attempts.
The above would be my answer. |
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