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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago
A seaside town near you! |
The dog wouldn't let me get on the bus! He'd escaped the garden and kept following me. Everytime I tried to get on the bus he got on too so I had to get off!! Years ago but true! Boss didn't believe me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Veneer come off, emergency appt.... My boss isnt in my area...
Except it did.. 6 days before a hol and I had to go to a cosmetic dentist for an emergency replacement cost £500...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My favourite one was a guy i know who said he had piles, when i asked why he said that his reply was because they would hardly ask to look when he went back  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My favourite one was a guy i know who said he had piles, when i asked why he said that his reply was because they would hardly ask to look when he went back "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why bullshit - just tell your boss you are getting the best shag of your life and I'm sure he will understand. I did when one of my guys phoned in, just told him fair play get on with it but he had better make up his time |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
When I was leaving a job I wasn't keen on due to picking up too many injuries there, I set my notice to run out 4 days after the Christmas shutdown so I got paid for Christmas and the Millennial New Year. I then proceeded to phone up for 4 nights claiming I'd caught that Millennium Bug off of my PC...  |
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I can't remember ever telling a bullshit story to get off work but I've had some great ones from my staff: couldn't come into work as was travelling up to Manchester over the weekend to see his boyfriend, on the train got chatting to a bloke ended up giving him a blow job in the toilets caught gonorrhoea in his throat so needed to visit clinic.
Talk about too much information!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never needed an excuse, always worked for at least 6 bosses at a time and if I fancied a day off I just didn't go in, they all presumed I was working somewhere else.  |
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