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over a year ago
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"Commonwealth Games next for me.
I'm thinking there may be some hotties visiting locally for that one  lol ...
You could offer to show them the sights.
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So, you've perved her piccies too?  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Commonwealth Games next for me.
I'm thinking there may be some hotties visiting locally for that one lol ...
You could offer to show them the sights.
So, you've perved her piccies too? "
Better than that, I've had the pleasure.  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Commonwealth Games next for me.
I'm thinking there may be some hotties visiting locally for that one lol ...
If Usain Bolt turns up he's mine.  "
I thought we sorted this out during the Olympics?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Commonwealth Games next for me.
I'm thinking there may be some hotties visiting locally for that one lol ..."
Well I'm visiting all the way from Welsh Wales, but I aint a hottie lol  |
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"turn the t.v off and dont buy any papers and you will be fine for any time....
How do you I stop the men I want to meet from switching their televisions on?
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Sneak in and take the fuse out of their TV plugs  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"turn the t.v off and dont buy any papers and you will be fine for any time....
How do you I stop the men I want to meet from switching their televisions on?
Sneak in and take the fuse out of their TV plugs "
That's a lot of homes I have never been to that I will have to find.
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"turn the t.v off and dont buy any papers and you will be fine for any time....
How do you I stop the men I want to meet from switching their televisions on?
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If sport on the telly is the only thing stopping a guy from going out and getting buried in a minge... then something is wrong.
Personally I like combining sporting events with sex........ Hamilton isn't the only one taking pole position on Sunday mornings.
Make a game of it... try shagging in time to the tennis or make sex bets - if (so-and-so) scores in the first half you get (whatever) at half time. Of course be prepared for the unexpected.... "yeah yeah yeah I'll do that to you if one of the players imitates a zombie and starts eating the opposition ha ha ha................. Luis Suarez just fucking did what!"  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"turn the t.v off and dont buy any papers and you will be fine for any time....
How do you I stop the men I want to meet from switching their televisions on?
If sport on the telly is the only thing stopping a guy from going out and getting buried in a minge... then something is wrong.
Personally I like combining sporting events with sex........ Hamilton isn't the only one taking pole position on Sunday mornings.
Make a game of it... try shagging in time to the tennis or make sex bets - if (so-and-so) scores in the first half you get (whatever) at half time. Of course be prepared for the unexpected.... "yeah yeah yeah I'll do that to you if one of the players imitates a zombie and starts eating the opposition ha ha ha................. Luis Suarez just fucking did what!" "
Do I have to watch the sport too for this game to work?
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"turn the t.v off and dont buy any papers and you will be fine for any time....
How do you I stop the men I want to meet from switching their televisions on?
If sport on the telly is the only thing stopping a guy from going out and getting buried in a minge... then something is wrong.
Personally I like combining sporting events with sex........ Hamilton isn't the only one taking pole position on Sunday mornings.
Make a game of it... try shagging in time to the tennis or make sex bets - if (so-and-so) scores in the first half you get (whatever) at half time. Of course be prepared for the unexpected.... "yeah yeah yeah I'll do that to you if one of the players imitates a zombie and starts eating the opposition ha ha ha................. Luis Suarez just fucking did what!"
Do I have to watch the sport too for this game to work?
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Watch it... suck cock during it... make food... go out shopping and leave them tied to a chair in front of the telly wearing nothing but a gimp mask... the choice is yours. The sport is just an excuse to invite them for a shag. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"turn the t.v off and dont buy any papers and you will be fine for any time....
How do you I stop the men I want to meet from switching their televisions on?
If sport on the telly is the only thing stopping a guy from going out and getting buried in a minge... then something is wrong.
Personally I like combining sporting events with sex........ Hamilton isn't the only one taking pole position on Sunday mornings.
Make a game of it... try shagging in time to the tennis or make sex bets - if (so-and-so) scores in the first half you get (whatever) at half time. Of course be prepared for the unexpected.... "yeah yeah yeah I'll do that to you if one of the players imitates a zombie and starts eating the opposition ha ha ha................. Luis Suarez just fucking did what!"
Do I have to watch the sport too for this game to work?
Watch it... suck cock during it... make food... go out shopping and leave them tied to a chair in front of the telly wearing nothing but a gimp mask... the choice is yours. The sport is just an excuse to invite them for a shag."
Got it. I'll go rope shopping as soon as I get the chance.
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planning ahead there
