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Weirdest Request youve had!?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So far ive not really had any weird requests but ive seen quite a few peoples status' hinting theyve had one!
So im curious... just how bad do tgese requests get!? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I've had sissy maids asking if I'd allow them to spring-clean my house (no sex involved)....
Cheeky fookers,,,,, my house is always clean....  "
Send them to me!
Nothing very weird, just the usual come to mine the wife is out at the shops and the ones that want to stick things in my bottom.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've had sissy maids asking if I'd allow them to spring-clean my house (no sex involved)....
Cheeky fookers,,,,, my house is always clean.... "
Ha!!! Love it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had sissy maids asking if I'd allow them to spring-clean my house (no sex involved)....
Cheeky fookers,,,,, my house is always clean....
FFS Soxy... Send them my way  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One guy asked me if I fancied fucking his boyfriend. I'm guessing a gay version of cuckolding. I politely declined.
Then he said I can do it bareback if I wished. And wouldn't accept I was straight
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One guy asked me if I fancied fucking his boyfriend. I'm guessing a gay version of cuckolding. I politely declined.
Then he said I can do it bareback if I wished. And wouldn't accept I was straight
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How far back in the closet are you Jay!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One guy asked me if I fancied fucking his boyfriend. I'm guessing a gay version of cuckolding. I politely declined.
Then he said I can do it bareback if I wished. And wouldn't accept I was straight
How far back in the closet are you Jay! "
Narnia |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One guy asked me if I fancied fucking his boyfriend. I'm guessing a gay version of cuckolding. I politely declined.
Then he said I can do it bareback if I wished. And wouldn't accept I was straight
How far back in the closet are you Jay!
Narnia"
Ha!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was asked by a lady to eat her pussy, after the last time someone asked me to do that and the long court case that followed I declined her request and reported her to the RSPCA. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ohhhhh I had one that asked me to sit on a faberge egg until it disappeared 
It could have been worse, they might have wanted you to stay there until it hatched.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ohhhhh I had one that asked me to sit on a faberge egg until it disappeared "
Bloody hell they're worth a fortune ! I'd have done it , but then said it was wedged and you couldn't get it out.
Although it wouldn't look good when you turned up at Flog It to get it valued & they asked you to get your item out to get it valued !  |
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Had a very nice offer from a guy wanting to wank and Cum over my Feet and then he would lick it off..
The offer was so good - but I had to refuse..
I would have kicked him in the face - My Feet are so Ticklish...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A guy messaged and asked if I would cart on his face, closet followed by him asking me to poo on his face...... I declined.... His response??? Oh don't worry I'll poo on your face too.
Well of course that made ALL the difference!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ohhhhh I had one that asked me to sit on a faberge egg until it disappeared
Bloody hell they're worth a fortune ! I'd have done it , but then said it was wedged and you couldn't get it out.
Although it wouldn't look good when you turned up at Flog It to get it valued & they asked you to get your item out to get it valued ! "
Flog it, no no no would have to be Cash in The attic
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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago
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years ago a bloke bought with him chains and padlocks and a pair of blue tights he wore the tights and asked me to chain him up and leave him for an hour tied to the bed
made myself a cuppa and forgot he was there!! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I finally had the send me your used knickers one...feel so privileged "
Eat a kebab the day before you wear the knickers you're sending out. They probably won't bother you again.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a couple of guys representing a stag do ask me to join them all for the weekend as they were looking for a woman to 'party' with them.
I asked if hubby could tag along as he loves a stag do....suddenly I wasn't what they were looking for.
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I had a guy ask if he could take me shoe shopping to the Louboutin shop at Harvey Nicks.... All I had to do was let him cum on them afterwards. I was so horrified he would ruin these gorgeous shoes so I declined |
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"A guy messaged and asked if I would cart on his face, closet followed by him asking me to poo on his face...... I declined.... His response??? Oh don't worry I'll poo on your face too.
Well of course that made ALL the difference!!! "
Oh lol. So....did you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I received the following message. NOT on fab but sharing anyway:
I'd like to place you on an altar and perform a Satanic ritual on you. Come back if you're interested.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A young single guy asking if id be interested in his parents as they were holidaying near me
I kid you not....my face is still like this now"
Lol, that is extremely bizarre. I can't comprehend the conversation he'd of had with his parents if you'd have agreed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A guy asked to fuck me while throttling me and donkey punching me in the head, I think I was meant to freak our but I decided to play along and see if I could get him to back down first
Lots of messages were exchanged getting more and more freakish but he finally gave up when I said my fetish was be on a railway track with a train coming and to hold a cutthroat razor against his balls while he wanked in a race to cum before the train arrived as I fucked his arse with a barbed wire covered dildo
No idea why he gave up |
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Been asked to:
Breast feed,
Change a guy's soiled nappy,
Stamp on someone's bollocks and cock repeatedly,
Crap on a glass table,
Be fucked till I bleed,
Meet someone down a dark alley to be 'used',
Send used condoms,
Be bred,
Meet a couple so they could strangle me.
Sure there are many more that are slipping my mind at the moment..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy asked to fuck me while throttling me and donkey punching me in the head, I think I was meant to freak our but I decided to play along and see if I could get him to back down first
Lots of messages were exchanged getting more and more freakish but he finally gave up when I said my fetish was be on a railway track with a train coming and to hold a cutthroat razor against his balls while he wanked in a race to cum before the train arrived as I fucked his arse with a barbed wire covered dildo
No idea why he gave up "
Ah, the old barbed wire dildo.....a personal favourite of mine. |
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I've been asked if a guy can come round and clean my house naked, also a guy who wants to come round and take me shopping, clothes, food whatever I want and he will pay!!
Just today a guy messaged asking for a threesome with hubby and me and how much would we charge him!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy messaged and asked if I would cart on his face, closet followed by him asking me to poo on his face...... I declined.... His response??? Oh don't worry I'll poo on your face too.
Well of course that made ALL the difference!!!
Oh lol. So....did you? "
Alas, I was washing my hair that night  |
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Most of my strange requests have been from guys, even though it states on my profile that I'm straight. One guy wanted me to come over and wank off to porn with him.
There was a couple that sent me a daft one but I can't remember what it was, just that my thoughts at the time were "fuck no"! |
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And you can all imagine my reply lol 