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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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1)A womans driving along a country road and a fella driving the other way yells COW at her from his window in return she yells C*** and then round the corner crashes into a cow
SEE WOMEN DONT LISTEN
2)A fresh 9 inch penis covered in hot mustard sauce
Pierced young nipples dipped in boiling hot toffee
Soft virgin clits grilled on maple soaked skewers
This is not just any food this is S&M food
3)Scam warning at Lidl's
While packing shopping in your car,you may be approached by 2 fit 18 year old eastern european girls, in tight tiny tops.
They wash your screen with their tits hanging out and ask for a lift to the next shop as payment.On the way they strip and go down on each other .Then 1 climbs over in to the front and sucks you off while the other 1 steals your wallet!
I had mine stolen on Tuesday...........and Wednesday
twice on Thursday of last week and another 4 times this week including today.
Be carefull
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