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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Have you checked out Ryan's burger? It's bigger than he is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this a euphemism?.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you checked out Ryan's burger? It's bigger than he is.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is this a euphemism?."

I've never seen his sausage, although I came close once. It's the first time I have seen his burger.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this a euphemism?.

I've never seen his sausage, although I came close once. It's the first time I have seen his burger.

Meaty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That is one mahooosive burger

How does anyone manage to take all that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm lovin it

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

Does a big burger need big buns..?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Does a big burger need big buns..?"

It has buns a plenty.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this a euphemism?.

I've never seen his sausage, although I came close once. It's the first time I have seen his burger.

The mind boggles.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where is he? Did it topple over and squash him?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where is he? Did it topple over and squash him?

Nah he's been eaten

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Where is he? Did it topple over and squash him?

I wonder if he has extra stomachs like a cow?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Breaking News...!!!

Fabswinger crushed under mahoosive buns, drowned in "special" sauce...

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By *ingersnthumbsMan over a year ago

London

I haven't got a clue who you are talking about! But the way your described it! Someone's gotta ask, Would you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I haven't got a clue who you are talking about! But the way your described it! Someone's gotta ask, Would you?

hell no I cant take all that meat at once

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sometimes big is just to big

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I haven't got a clue who you are talking about! But the way your described it! Someone's gotta ask, Would you?

My mouth just isn't big enough to handle that. I could try nibbling around the edges a bit but that would be about it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I haven't got a clue who you are talking about! But the way your described it! Someone's gotta ask, Would you?

My mouth just isn't big enough to handle that. I could try nibbling around the edges a bit but that would be about it.

Small mouthfuls at a time until you get the taste of it

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I haven't got a clue who you are talking about! But the way your described it! Someone's gotta ask, Would you?

My mouth just isn't big enough to handle that. I could try nibbling around the edges a bit but that would be about it.

Small mouthfuls at a time until you get the taste of it

It usually gets the job done.

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By *ingersnthumbsMan over a year ago

London

Ok wow!! shitttttt but my point exactly lol

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By *eryBigGirlWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Yikes he can't be still alive - it's huuuge!!!!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Yikes he can't be still alive - it's huuuge!!!!

If he posts that he had a kebab after the pub I'm signing him up for medical experiments.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Most things are taller than Ryan

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Most things are taller than Ryan

Not me

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"I haven't got a clue who you are talking about! But the way your described it! Someone's gotta ask, Would you?

hell no I cant take all that meat at once

I would be finding a way to squeeze every last bit in - I cant stand waste!!

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Most things are taller than Ryan

Not me

You're just very concentrated and potent

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By *ingersnthumbsMan over a year ago

London

"I haven't got a clue who you are talking about! But the way your described it! Someone's gotta ask, Would you?

hell no I cant take all that meat at once

I would be finding a way to squeeze every last bit in - I cant stand waste!!

Greedy

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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O o O oo

I said that on the other thread....very impressive....I wonder where they sell them !

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I said that on the other thread....very impressive....I wonder where they sell them !"

There's another thread? Sorry!

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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O o O oo

Noooooooo, I mentioned it on another thread when he posted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most things are taller than Ryan

Not me

You're just very concentrated and potent

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Yikes he can't be still alive - it's huuuge!!!!

If he posts that he had a kebab after the pub I'm signing him up for medical experiments.

I had Chinese

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Yikes he can't be still alive - it's huuuge!!!!

If he posts that he had a kebab after the pub I'm signing him up for medical experiments.

I had Chinese

That's ok. You always feel hungry an hour after Chinese.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i wouldn't mind a bite of Ryans burger...

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Yikes he can't be still alive - it's huuuge!!!!

If he posts that he had a kebab after the pub I'm signing him up for medical experiments.

I had Chinese

And you didn't share?

I haven't had Chinese in ages

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"i wouldn't mind a bite of Ryans burger..."

I dare you to try.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i wouldn't mind a bite of Ryans burger...

I dare you to try."

hahaha!

challenge accepted!

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"i wouldn't mind a bite of Ryans burger...

I dare you to try."

I dare

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"i wouldn't mind a bite of Ryans burger...

I dare you to try.

hahaha!

challenge accepted!"

This should be fun.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"i wouldn't mind a bite of Ryans burger...

I dare you to try.

I dare

He wouldn't dare fight you, would he?

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Jeez it wasn't a sharing platter ya greedy gits

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Jeez it wasn't a sharing platter ya greedy gits

That suggests you would share sticker man!

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Jeez it wasn't a sharing platter ya greedy gits

Hey, I have a figure to maintain!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where is he? Did it topple over and squash him?

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

are we talking burgers or ryans size of manhood?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"are we talking burgers or ryans size of manhood?"

I know what I'm talking about.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I haven't got a clue who you are talking about! But the way your described it! Someone's gotta ask, Would you?

hell no I cant take all that meat at once

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Anyway I did share, I gave the onion rings away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyway I did share, I gave the onion rings away

I like a man that shares

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would take me a week to eat that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"are we talking burgers or ryans size of manhood?

I know what I'm talking about.

...but it's a safe bet we're talkin burgers...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyway I did share, I gave the onion rings away

That's only because you don't like them

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