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"I rub it like a scratchcard "bet you never win anything | |||
"I rub it like a scratchcard "Did you win a tenner? | |||
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"Like playing Daley Thompson's Decathlon on the Spectrum "I have noticed men of a certain age use that style  | |||
"Like playing Daley Thompson's Decathlon on the Spectrum "
N, M and Symbol shift. | |||
"I rub it like a scratchcard bet you never win anything"a   | |||
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"Like playing Daley Thompson's Decathlon on the Spectrum
I have noticed men of a certain age use that style "You've got to stick with what you know | |||
"Like playing Daley Thompson's Decathlon on the Spectrum
N, M and Symbol shift. " | |||
"Like playing Daley Thompson's Decathlon on the Spectrum
I have noticed men of a certain age use that style
You've got to stick with what you know "Hours of practice put to good use. Who would ever have foreseen it? | |||
"I rub it like a scratchcard "Scratch and sniff card ? | |||
"Like playing Daley Thompson's Decathlon on the Spectrum
I have noticed men of a certain age use that style
You've got to stick with what you know
Hours of practice put to good use. Who would ever have foreseen it? "One of the many times my apparent misspent youth has been validated | |||
"Yep, you read that right.. So gentlemen.. do YOU know how to use this sensitivity or are you one of the majority who treat a clitoris like a stuck key on a manual typewriter? I know every woman is different.. but unless told otherwise, please be kind to nubbinz "I'm trying to recall an infallible technique for polishing the pearl....It's on the tip of my tounge... | |||
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"An instruction sheet hidden below the pillow would be handy xx" Just follow the washing instruction label. | |||
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"Is it one of those mice with an ear on its back? " itd make it easier to effin find! !!! | |||
"Flicking. Definitely. Ideally with a shatterproof ruler. "Flick MINE and I'll sink my teeth into your nuts when you least expect it  | |||
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"Like playing Daley Thompson's Decathlon on the Spectrum "Pmsl coffee literally up my nose I laughed so hard. I have met the Daley technician... not good !!  | |||
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"I love a slow deep massage. It's those who try to suck it like a woman would do for a blow job making slurpy noises or those who try and flick it with their fingernails as fast as possible that make me want to kick them in their face. crystal "What's the slapping it with their cocks about? I don't understand that one. | |||
"I love a slow deep massage. It's those who try to suck it like a woman would do for a blow job making slurpy noises or those who try and flick it with their fingernails as fast as possible that make me want to kick them in their face. crystal
What's the slapping it with their cocks about? I don't understand that one.
"Duhhhh because they do it in porn and the women there seem to like it so why wouldn't all women?!!!
crystal | |||
"I love a slow deep massage. It's those who try to suck it like a woman would do for a blow job making slurpy noises or those who try and flick it with their fingernails as fast as possible that make me want to kick them in their face. crystal
What's the slapping it with their cocks about? I don't understand that one.
Duhhhh because they do it in porn and the women there seem to like it so why wouldn't all women?!!!
crystal"I don't watch porn. This is where I must be going wrong. I'll do my best to fake some ooohhs and aahhhhs next time this happens. | |||
"Like playing Daley Thompson's Decathlon on the Spectrum
I have noticed men of a certain age use that style
You've got to stick with what you know
Hours of practice put to good use. Who would ever have foreseen it?
One of the many times my apparent misspent youth has been validated "Used to have this on the amstrad... toy had to furiously waggle the joystick for some events.... seems like a pretty decent metaphore lol | |||
"Like playing Daley Thompson's Decathlon on the Spectrum
I have noticed men of a certain age use that style
You've got to stick with what you know
Hours of practice put to good use. Who would ever have foreseen it?
One of the many times my apparent misspent youth has been validated
Used to have this on the amstrad... toy had to furiously waggle the joystick for some events.... seems like a pretty decent metaphore lol "JOYSTICK? I think you are waggling the wrong bits. | |||
"Like playing Daley Thompson's Decathlon on the Spectrum
I have noticed men of a certain age use that style
You've got to stick with what you know
Hours of practice put to good use. Who would ever have foreseen it?
One of the many times my apparent misspent youth has been validated
Used to have this on the amstrad... toy had to furiously waggle the joystick for some events.... seems like a pretty decent metaphore lol
JOYSTICK? I think you are waggling the wrong bits.
"should explain that it was in conjunction with the button bashing.... joystick is mine  | |||
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"I like to leave it alone for as long as possible. Surrounding area is teased and licked. Then I gently blow on it...then brush with my tongue.....then very slowly lick. If she isnt grabbing my head and grinding in frustration. ...I haven't done it correctly. "Sounds promising .. | |||
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"I like to leave it alone for as long as possible. Surrounding area is teased and licked. Then I gently blow on it...then brush with my tongue.....then very slowly lick. If she isnt grabbing my head and grinding in frustration. ...I haven't done it correctly. "Are you sure it's not the type of frustration borne out of boredom? | |||
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"I like to leave it alone for as long as possible. Surrounding area is teased and licked. Then I gently blow on it...then brush with my tongue.....then very slowly lick. If she isnt grabbing my head and grinding in frustration. ...I haven't done it correctly.
Are you sure it's not the type of frustration borne out of boredom? "Well, you will have to find out wont you ? You seem like a handful so you may need strapping down.... | |||
"Some men know how to treat the mouse's ear with care. It's the nicest way to have an orgasm in my opinion. Being stroked and kissed sensually is the perfect way to start an evening " A woman of refinement and taste. And that taste isnt just plantine based. | |||
"I like to leave it alone for as long as possible. Surrounding area is teased and licked. Then I gently blow on it...then brush with my tongue.....then very slowly lick. If she isnt grabbing my head and grinding in frustration. ...I haven't done it correctly. "This is what works.... No idea what the guys are thinking that head straight there and start swiping like they can't turn their phone on! Think of it as your banjo strap.... I think they are probably similar in sensitivity... And I don't carry a plectrum so take it easy fellas!!! | |||
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"I like to leave it alone for as long as possible. Surrounding area is teased and licked. Then I gently blow on it...then brush with my tongue.....then very slowly lick. If she isnt grabbing my head and grinding in frustration. ...I haven't done it correctly.
Are you sure it's not the type of frustration borne out of boredom?
Well, you will have to find out wont you ?
You seem like a handful so you may need strapping down.... "Is that to stop me from wandering off to raid the fridge and switch 'enders on cos I'm not really feeling it?
If you're getting it right there will be no grabbing or grinding cos the pressure is perfect and I'll be in such a haze of pleasure that you could pretty much do whatever you liked to me. If I have to grab you or grind or in anyway interfere then you're not getting it. | |||
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"Its not the clit i find men struggle with its fingers, ive met men who have rammed so hard they are actually thumping my pelvic area as they slam in, ive told many a meet i don't like men playing with me cause they are just so rough " Yes this too. | |||
"Its not the clit i find men struggle with its fingers, ive met men who have rammed so hard they are actually thumping my pelvic area as they slam in, ive told many a meet i don't like men playing with me cause they are just so rough " *faps* | |||
"I love a slow deep massage. It's those who try to suck it like a woman would do for a blow job making slurpy noises or those who try and flick it with their fingernails as fast as possible that make me want to kick them in their face. crystal "Ooh. I'm good at massages. I really am. I can even add a different sensation with something else. Oh the joys of my tickler. ...that reminds me. I need to update my face pics. You will be shocked! | |||
"Its not the clit i find men struggle with its fingers, ive met men who have rammed so hard they are actually thumping my pelvic area as they slam in, ive told many a meet i don't like men playing with me cause they are just so rough *faps*" Can't you grow up?!  everytime someone puts up a serious thread and post you say something like *faps* or 'plop!' or some other onomatopoeia word. It really is outrageous. I'm definately going to write to my MP about this.  | |||
"Its not the clit i find men struggle with its fingers, ive met men who have rammed so hard they are actually thumping my pelvic area as they slam in, ive told many a meet i don't like men playing with me cause they are just so rough *faps* Can't you grow up?! everytime someone puts up a serious thread and post you say something like *faps* or 'plop!' or some other onomatopoeia word. It really is outrageous. I'm definately going to write to my MP about this. "Does your MP like fapping? *faps* | |||
"I rub it like a scratchcard "You get silver stuff all over your fingers! Ewwwwwwww | |||
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"As you ask, yes, actually. I certainly have no intention of letting the vid go viral though! " | |||
"As you ask, yes, actually. I certainly have no intention of letting the vid go viral though!
"It's on Betamax tape | |||
"As you ask, yes, actually. I certainly have no intention of letting the vid go viral though!
It's on Betamax tape "The chances of it going viral have diminished somewhat. *faps* | |||
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"As you ask, yes, actually. I certainly have no intention of letting the vid go viral though!
It's on Betamax tape
The chances of it going viral have diminished somewhat.
*faps*"I could post it to you? You watch it and post it on to the next person. | |||
"As you ask, yes, actually. I certainly have no intention of letting the vid go viral though!
It's on Betamax tape
The chances of it going viral have diminished somewhat.
*faps*
I could post it to you? You watch it and post it on to the next person. "Let's do this. | |||
"Like playing Daley Thompson's Decathlon on the Spectrum "I am more of an arcade track and field style my self. | |||
"Its not the clit i find men struggle with its fingers, ive met men who have rammed so hard they are actually thumping my pelvic area as they slam in, ive told many a meet i don't like men playing with me cause they are just so rough Yes this too. " Ditto | |||
"I find it is a rare man who can touch, tease and rub my clit and bring me to orgasm in a way that I like, if it's not working I just take over and finish the job off myself "Indeed.. though I met one last week whose username makes a sartorial statement and mm mm mm he had it just riiiiiiiiigggghhhhhht | |||
"I rub it like a scratchcard "ha ha I'm bloody crying here
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"So flicking the bean rather than rubbin the nubbin seems to be preferred. " Where did the mouse go? | |||
" If you're getting it right there will be no grabbing or grinding cos the pressure is perfect and I'll be in such a haze of pleasure that you could pretty much do whatever you liked to me. If I have to grab you or grind or in anyway interfere then you're not getting it." This | |||
"So flicking the bean rather than rubbin the nubbin seems to be preferred. Where did the mouse go? " It got ear ache from all the rubbing, ran out the hole and got eaten by a cat. | |||
"So flicking the bean rather than rubbin the nubbin seems to be preferred. Where did the mouse go? It got ear ache from all the rubbing, ran out the hole and got eaten by a cat. "That's so sad. | |||
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"I just pretend its an anaolog stick on my playstation and waggle it like im on a kill streak "Stop the waggling - it's not a stick. | |||
"Yep, you read that right.. So gentlemen.. do YOU know how to use this sensitivity or are you one of the majority who treat a clitoris like a stuck key on a manual typewriter? I know every woman is different.. but unless told otherwise, please be kind to nubbinz "Sandra gets annoyed with me if I treat her clit too gently. | |||
"So flicking the bean rather than rubbin the nubbin seems to be preferred. " Nooo no flicking ! very gentle stroking NEAR but not ON it to begin with ... almost accidental . . | |||
"Yep, you read that right.. So gentlemen.. do YOU know how to use this sensitivity or are you one of the majority who treat a clitoris like a stuck key on a manual typewriter? I know every woman is different.. but unless told otherwise, please be kind to nubbinz
Sandra gets annoyed with me if I treat her clit too gently."Like I said, we are all different but many don't like a firm touch and I hardly like a touch at all .. just TOOOO sensitive | |||
"So flicking the bean rather than rubbin the nubbin seems to be preferred. Nooo no flicking ! very gentle stroking NEAR but not ON it to begin with ... almost accidental . . " | |||
"Flicking. Definitely. Ideally with a shatterproof ruler.
Flick MINE and I'll sink my teeth into your nuts when you least expect it "brings tears to my eyes | |||
"So flicking the bean rather than rubbin the nubbin seems to be preferred. Nooo no flicking ! very gentle stroking NEAR but not ON it to begin with ... almost accidental . . "I see we have similar tastes in this department | |||
"So flicking the bean rather than rubbin the nubbin seems to be preferred. Nooo no flicking ! very gentle stroking NEAR but not ON it to begin with ... almost accidental . .
I see we have similar tastes in this department "You have a bean? | |||
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