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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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After a rather successful audit at work today I was wondering what KPIs (Key performance indicators) could be applied to the world of swinging.
On time production and deliver?
Quality of customer service?;-) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We need to talk lol;-)"
Anytime you wish to discuss the various merits of the ISO Schemes....we could start a little sideline business!
GOD - how sad - move the topic back to sex n stuff!!!!  |
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"Hee Hee - ISO 9001 for swingers, I'd love to do those assessments! Would make a change from the boring ones I normally do!
We need to talk lol;-)"
you could always try out the ride quality in my saab 9000  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We need to talk lol;-)
Anytime you wish to discuss the various merits of the ISO Schemes....we could start a little sideline business!
GOD - how sad - move the topic back to sex n stuff!!!! "
To both above posters lol - the auditor was .... extremely sexy with a lovely Welsh lilt and a bottom to die for... I really did not mind being quizzed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hee Hee - ISO 9001 for swingers, I'd love to do those assessments! Would make a change from the boring ones I normally do!
We need to talk lol;-)
you could always try out the ride quality in my saab 9000 "
manual ?;-) |
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"Hee Hee - ISO 9001 for swingers, I'd love to do those assessments! Would make a change from the boring ones I normally do!
We need to talk lol;-)
you could always try out the ride quality in my saab 9000
manual ?;-)"
you know what's coming don't you?
eeets a .... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" extremely sexy with a lovely Welsh lilt and a bottom to die for... I really did not mind being quizzed
He asked you questions with his back to you???  "
lol I insisted he would bring the big files from the top shelf down so I had a good look |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hee Hee - ISO 9001 for swingers, I'd love to do those assessments! Would make a change from the boring ones I normally do!
We need to talk lol;-)
you could always try out the ride quality in my saab 9000
manual ?;-)
you know what's coming don't you?
eeets a ...."
I like .. |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"lol I insisted he would bring the big files from the top shelf down so I had a good look"
Why is it always everybody else's lives that turn into bad porn film plots? 
Every time my boiler needs fixing, it's a boiler that comes to fix it.
Pizzas are delivered by the pizza-faced.
Shop assistants are no assistance.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"lol I insisted he would bring the big files from the top shelf down so I had a good look
Why is it always everybody else's lives that turn into bad porn film plots?
Every time my boiler needs fixing, it's a boiler that comes to fix it.
Pizzas are delivered by the pizza-faced.
Shop assistants are no assistance.
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Hey - dont be a victim lol - change things... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One medium sized meaty pizza, not too cheesy, on the way!"
mmmm sitting in my bed with laptop on my lap and drooling at the thought of a nice meaty pizza;-) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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with syrup?
between each layer indeed
Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury
yessss give us another layer... make that 5
regards
G. Lutton"
gourmet |
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with syrup?
between each layer indeed
Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury
yessss give us another layer... make that 5
regards
G. Lutton
gourmet"
nice chilled bottle of Brachetto D'Aqui to go with that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
with syrup?
between each layer indeed
Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury
yessss give us another layer... make that 5
regards
G. Lutton
gourmet
nice chilled bottle of Brachetto D'Aqui to go with that "
gourmande wanting a whole bottle;-) |
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with syrup?
between each layer indeed
Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury
yessss give us another layer... make that 5
regards
G. Lutton
gourmet
nice chilled bottle of Brachetto D'Aqui to go with that
gourmande wanting a whole bottle;-)"
A most beautiful wine to go with any red fruit, trust me |
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with syrup?
between each layer indeed
Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury
yessss give us another layer... make that 5
regards
G. Lutton
gourmet"
grommitt?
i tell you, you couldn't go wrong with a Yorkie.
ps don't let Petillante tell u anything different lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
with syrup?
between each layer indeed
Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury
yessss give us another layer... make that 5
regards
G. Lutton
gourmet
grommitt?
i tell you, you couldn't go wrong with a Yorkie.
ps don't let Petillante tell u anything different lol"
Believe me, Petillante has led me astray more than once...lol
She will deny this, of course |
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with syrup?
between each layer indeed
Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury
yessss give us another layer... make that 5
regards
G. Lutton
gourmet
grommitt?
i tell you, you couldn't go wrong with a Yorkie.
ps don't let Petillante tell u anything different lol
Believe me, Petillante has led me astray more than once...lol
She will deny this, of course "
Oh and you are so difficult to lead |
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By *eritageMan
over a year ago
weston super mare |
"
with syrup?
between each layer indeed
Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury
yessss give us another layer... make that 5
regards
G. Lutton
gourmet
grommitt?
i tell you, you couldn't go wrong with a Yorkie.
ps don't let Petillante tell u anything different lol
Believe me, Petillante has led me astray more than once...lol
She will deny this, of course "
Petillante led you astray surly not has always seemed nice quiet polite to me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
with syrup?
between each layer indeed
Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury
yessss give us another layer... make that 5
regards
G. Lutton
gourmet
grommitt?
i tell you, you couldn't go wrong with a Yorkie.
ps don't let Petillante tell u anything different lol
Believe me, Petillante has led me astray more than once...lol
She will deny this, of course
Petillante led you astray surly not has always seemed nice quiet polite to me "
Yeah - and I am Mother Theresa |
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"
with syrup?
between each layer indeed
Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury
yessss give us another layer... make that 5
regards
G. Lutton
gourmet
grommitt?
i tell you, you couldn't go wrong with a Yorkie.
ps don't let Petillante tell u anything different lol
Believe me, Petillante has led me astray more than once...lol
She will deny this, of course
Petillante led you astray surly not has always seemed nice quiet polite to me "
Thank you kind sirxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
with syrup?
between each layer indeed
Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury
yessss give us another layer... make that 5
regards
G. Lutton
gourmet
grommitt?
i tell you, you couldn't go wrong with a Yorkie.
ps don't let Petillante tell u anything different lol
Believe me, Petillante has led me astray more than once...lol
She will deny this, of course
Oh and you are so difficult to lead "
You were in possession of a certain bribe |
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"
with syrup?
between each layer indeed
Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury
yessss give us another layer... make that 5
regards
G. Lutton
gourmet
grommitt?
i tell you, you couldn't go wrong with a Yorkie.
ps don't let Petillante tell u anything different lol
Believe me, Petillante has led me astray more than once...lol
She will deny this, of course
Petillante led you astray surly not has always seemed nice quiet polite to me
Yeah - and I am Mother Theresa"
Well a spelling mistake and my name could have been Postulante |
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By *eritageMan
over a year ago
weston super mare |
"no worries always seemed like the stay at home making home made soup type to me
with syrup?
between each layer indeed
Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury
yessss give us another layer... make that 5
regards
G. Lutton
gourmet
grommitt?
i tell you, you couldn't go wrong with a Yorkie.
ps don't let Petillante tell u anything different lol
Believe me, Petillante has led me astray more than once...lol
She will deny this, of course
Petillante led you astray surly not has always seemed nice quiet polite to me
Thank you kind sirxxxx"
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"
with syrup?
between each layer indeed
Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury
yessss give us another layer... make that 5
regards
G. Lutton
gourmet
grommitt?
i tell you, you couldn't go wrong with a Yorkie.
ps don't let Petillante tell u anything different lol
Believe me, Petillante has led me astray more than once...lol
She will deny this, of course
Oh and you are so difficult to lead
You were in possession of a certain bribe"
Now you know I'm incorruptable |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yeah - and I am Mother Theresa
corrrrrrrrr..... nun fantasy!"
you know what ? I have a monk one.. involving errrr... will tell you later
We should talk more!!;-) |
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By *eritageMan
over a year ago
weston super mare |
"Yeah - and I am Mother Theresa
corrrrrrrrr..... nun fantasy!
you know what ? I have a monk one.. involving errrr... will tell you later
We should talk more!!;-)"
feel like a monk at mo lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
with syrup?
between each layer indeed
Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury
yessss give us another layer... make that 5
regards
G. Lutton
gourmet
grommitt?
i tell you, you couldn't go wrong with a Yorkie.
ps don't let Petillante tell u anything different lol
Believe me, Petillante has led me astray more than once...lol
She will deny this, of course
Oh and you are so difficult to lead
You were in possession of a certain bribe
Now you know I'm incorruptable"
maybe lol... but it does not stop you from corrupting other innocent people lol
Actually, I can think of one or two things that might make you "willing" lol xx |
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"Yeah - and I am Mother Theresa
corrrrrrrrr..... nun fantasy!
you know what ? I have a monk one.. involving errrr... will tell you later
We should talk more!!;-)
feel like a monk at mo lol"
there's a few at the Abbey
be wary though, i hear they have dirty habits |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
"Yeah - and I am Mother Theresa
corrrrrrrrr..... nun fantasy!
you know what ? I have a monk one.. involving errrr... will tell you later
We should talk more!!;-)"
If only there was a medium fro private communication on the site
Sort it out Admin! |
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with syrup?
between each layer indeed
Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury
yessss give us another layer... make that 5
regards
G. Lutton
gourmet
grommitt?
i tell you, you couldn't go wrong with a Yorkie.
ps don't let Petillante tell u anything different lol
Believe me, Petillante has led me astray more than once...lol
She will deny this, of course
Oh and you are so difficult to lead
You were in possession of a certain bribe
Now you know I'm incorruptable
maybe lol... but it does not stop you from corrupting other innocent people lol
Actually, I can think of one or two things that might make you "willing" lol xx"
Now I am trying to think who I have corrupted
And willing to what |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mushy and Sharpy and Mr Heritage if still online... I need 6!!!!
6?
Are any of your fantasies NOT greedy girl based?  "
well there is more to this than six sceptres ... it involves a certain atmosphere and location and so on... I am a woman with physical and cerebral demands....;-)
Hence I choose my vicitms carefully |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mushy and Sharpy and Mr Heritage if still online... I need 6!!!!
cripes, only 5 and 1/2 on a cold day "
plus or minus 10% of the original order is ok and within KPI for delivery |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"I am a woman with physical and cerebral demands....;-)
Bloody hell, she's STILL multi-tasking
It's what we women do
thats why we need 6"
You know what? Sod all this mucking about.
I'm in.
Where do you want me to stand? |
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"Mushy and Sharpy and Mr Heritage if still online... I need 6!!!!
cripes, only 5 and 1/2 on a cold day plus or minus 10% of the original order is ok and within KPI for delivery"
flipping heck, we have to do mental arithmetic too, still it will ensure there are no premature endings |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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glad you are all on board no, poker face or not... and multiples of 6 are welcome
All we need to do is sort out location, timing, choreographer and ... props |
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"glad you are all on board no, poker face or not... and multiples of 6 are welcome
All we need to do is sort out location, timing, choreographer and ... props"
props. props? think i'm gonna need splints |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"glad you are all on board no, poker face or not... and multiples of 6 are welcome
All we need to do is sort out location, timing, choreographer and ... props
props. props? think i'm gonna need splints"
OUCH! just walked on one! lol |
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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago
clacton on sea |
"glad you are all on board no, poker face or not... and multiples of 6 are welcome
All we need to do is sort out location, timing, choreographer and ... props
props. props? think i'm gonna need splints"
props ????? weren't they the things that kept aeroplanes in the sky ???? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"glad you are all on board no, poker face or not... and multiples of 6 are welcome
All we need to do is sort out location, timing, choreographer and ... props
props. props? think i'm gonna need splints"
You need a bit of Sprite |
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"glad you are all on board no, poker face or not... and multiples of 6 are welcome
All we need to do is sort out location, timing, choreographer and ... props
props. props? think i'm gonna need splints
You need a bit of Sprite"
Sprote would sort him out. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"glad you are all on board no, poker face or not... and multiples of 6 are welcome
All we need to do is sort out location, timing, choreographer and ... props
props. props? think i'm gonna need splints
You need a bit of Sprite
Sprote would sort him out."
If you look at Sprite's pic you will se he is a she... lovely boobies |
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