"Where's all that new fit to try to flirt with 
Wanna shag? 
Oh stevie that is a lovely picture , just move the towel a little.
Or turn around !  "
You ladies are so sexy, I'd move my towel and turn around. You make my cock so hard, it will be like a towel rail. Rather a good quality one from John Lewis not a cheapo one from BHS. |
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"Another one crap at flirting as well unless the signals are obvious! 
How about we just skip the small talk
Oh come flirt with me "
I'd do more than just flirt  |
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"Another one crap at flirting as well unless the signals are obvious!
How about we just skip the small talk
You can flirt with me anytime "
Can I now? What else can I do to you? |
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"If you were a bogey id pick you first 
I've got at least two boogers that need to be dealt with "
Hmmm I wonder where they are?
Someone once french kissed my nostrils....gotta admit I was a bit concerned
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"If you were a bogey id pick you first
I've got at least two boogers that need to be dealt with
Hmmm I wonder where they are?
Someone once french kissed my nostrils....gotta admit I was a bit concerned
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You Me Your Arse
Lets dance |
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"If you were a bogey id pick you first
I've got at least two boogers that need to be dealt with
Hmmm I wonder where they are?
Someone once french kissed my nostrils....gotta admit I was a bit concerned
You Me Your Arse
Lets dance "
Fancy a rumble in the jungle with that sexy ass x |
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"Let me just lean over provocatively to pick something up very slowly so that you all get enough of an opportunity to delight at the sight of my sweaty bum crack!!! 
With dangly balls? "
Perhaps
...or is it just some scrunched up tissue paper hanging in the shadows...stuck there from when I last went to the loo? |
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"If you were a bogey id pick you first
I've got at least two boogers that need to be dealt with
Hmmm I wonder where they are?
Someone once french kissed my nostrils....gotta admit I was a bit concerned
You Me Your Arse
Lets dance "
My arse,your face
A match made in heaven..... |
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"If you were a bogey id pick you first
I've got at least two boogers that need to be dealt with
Hmmm I wonder where they are?
Someone once french kissed my nostrils....gotta admit I was a bit concerned
You Me Your Arse
Lets dance
My arse,your face
A match made in heaven..... "
Fancy a rumble in the jungle with that sexy ass x
Now this is getting interesting,
Your place or the jungle  |
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"I am rubbish at flirting. I either say nothing and hope he guesses or blurt out 'I need your cock. Now'. Or words to that effect. "
I'm not good at reading the situation either, So don't hold your tongue |
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"I am rubbish at flirting. I either say nothing and hope he guesses or blurt out 'I need your cock. Now'. Or words to that effect. "
I'll take option B please  |
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"I am rubbish at flirting. I either say nothing and hope he guesses or blurt out 'I need your cock. Now'. Or words to that effect. "
I freely admit to being blatantly emotionally colour blind. I often need at least two weeks notice on headed paper and neon signs to point out the fact I'm being flirted with.... |
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