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By *lirty14u OP Man
over a year ago
Milton Keynes |
I bought a box of those chocolate Mikado sticks and do you know? Not one girl at the office would sit on top of the photocopier with her skirt hitched up. I'm well annoyed and would have taken them back if I could find the receipt.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I drink diet all day..... them diet braek guys must be going to the wrong offices  "
I'll get my ladder and come wash your windows for you with my top off if you like  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry, It has got to be the flake adverts, all the ones I bought girls growing up, and they never ever ate them like the girls on TV did!!
A close second was the whole last rolo thing...love someone enough indeed
Senese a thmem here - chocolate, all the Lady wants.......Milk Tray or whatever! |
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By *lirty14u OP Man
over a year ago
Milton Keynes |
"I wore that Lynx stuff and went to the Co-op in my tigerprint undies.... and all I got was an ASBO...
lol - May I ask who bought them for you?;-)"
There still big in MK, never been out of fashion.. |
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"I wore that Lynx stuff and went to the Co-op in my tigerprint undies.... and all I got was an ASBO...
lol - May I ask who bought them for you?;-)
There still big in MK, never been out of fashion.. "
especially on the lakes estate hehe (ex MKer!!) |
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"I drink diet all day..... them diet braek guys must be going to the wrong offices
I'll get my ladder and come wash your windows for you with my top off if you like "
Nw how can I refuse a free window washing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wore that Lynx stuff and went to the Co-op in my tigerprint undies.... and all I got was an ASBO...
lol - May I ask who bought them for you?;-)
There still big in MK, never been out of fashion..
especially on the lakes estate hehe (ex MKer!!)"
have a special relationship with MK - or was it TK...;-) |
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By *lirty14u OP Man
over a year ago
Milton Keynes |
Now, someone running through The Lakes in tiger print undies being chased by the locals would be a great advert to show how underarm spray works. Then he could run into The London Pride and drink Strongbow... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I drink diet all day..... them diet braek guys must be going to the wrong offices
I'll get my ladder and come wash your windows for you with my top off if you like
Nw how can I refuse a free window washing "
I hope you have a bungalow though as i don't like heights! |
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"I drink diet all day..... them diet braek guys must be going to the wrong offices
I'll get my ladder and come wash your windows for you with my top off if you like
Nw how can I refuse a free window washing
I hope you have a bungalow though as i don't like heights! "
Awww that's a shame... you won't be able to do the 'bedroom' windows. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Now, someone running through The Lakes in tiger print undies being chased by the locals would be a great advert to show how underarm spray works. Then he could run into The London Pride and drink Strongbow..."
Could we agree on a different print? |
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"Now, someone running through The Lakes in tiger print undies being chased by the locals would be a great advert to show how underarm spray works. Then he could run into The London Pride and drink Strongbow...
Could we agree on a different print?"
Stella is surely the drink of choice on the Lakes, or is the Emmerson Valley?? |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
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"Now, someone running through The Lakes in tiger print undies being chased by the locals would be a great advert to show how underarm spray works. Then he could run into The London Pride and drink Strongbow..."
Now that would be a classic!! But would it affect sales? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I drink diet all day..... them diet braek guys must be going to the wrong offices
I'll get my ladder and come wash your windows for you with my top off if you like
Nw how can I refuse a free window washing
I hope you have a bungalow though as i don't like heights!
Awww that's a shame... you won't be able to do the 'bedroom' windows. "
I will hire a cherrypicker |
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"I drink diet all day..... them diet braek guys must be going to the wrong offices
I'll get my ladder and come wash your windows for you with my top off if you like
Nw how can I refuse a free window washing
I hope you have a bungalow though as i don't like heights!
Awww that's a shame... you won't be able to do the 'bedroom' windows.
I will hire a cherrypicker "
My cherry is long gone mate  |
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A friend was having a 40th birthday party organised by his misses. One of this guys most boring comments was that he always used Lynx body spray etc. but never got molested by a dolly bird like they do on the TV adds…
And so, at great expense we hired a kisso-gram, actually an ex page three girl. She was in place behind the bar dressed as a formal bar tender. It was arranged for the guy to be given a gift and of course it was a can of Lynx… “Spray some on why don’t you” so he did… you can guess the rest.
I guess the moral of the story is some dreams do come true.
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By *lirty14u OP Man
over a year ago
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"Now, someone running through The Lakes in tiger print undies being chased by the locals would be a great advert to show how underarm spray works. Then he could run into The London Pride and drink Strongbow...
Now that would be a classic!! But would it affect sales? "
In the London Pride?? I don't think so.... I was in The Queen Vic in Wolverton before they refurbed it, the spirits were locked in cages behind the bar and there were axe marks in the bar top. Welcome to Wolverton... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A friend was having a 40th birthday party organised by his misses. ......................
I guess the moral of the story is some dreams do come true.
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for him or his missus?  |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Now, someone running through The Lakes in tiger print undies being chased by the locals would be a great advert to show how underarm spray works. Then he could run into The London Pride and drink Strongbow...
Now that would be a classic!! But would it affect sales?
In the London Pride?? I don't think so.... I was in The Queen Vic in Wolverton before they refurbed it, the spirits were locked in cages behind the bar and there were axe marks in the bar top. Welcome to Wolverton..."
That bad then! |
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